velo army Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Detournement said: This is the worst thing i've read in a long time. How much did you fucking read of this self indulgent dreck? I started to fear the worst when he said that Gemmil's goal was used as metaphor for orgasm. It wasn't. The rest was a narcissistic word salad of self important pish. I stopped about a third of the way through. Awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 The carbon footprint of the royals is horrific. Private planes, fleets of cars following them around, Charles’s fleet of private cars lined up for him when he arrives at any of his castles. They need reigned in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 People who go to seated concerts and cannot sit on their arse for two hours while the band are playing without feeling the need to get up and go to the bar or toilet every ten minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 13 hours ago, Andy Dufresne said: I was on holiday in Lanzarote and the barman went ahhh Scottish who do you support Rangers or Celtic,he just could not understand when i said i hated them both. I had a similar experience in Sweden. Was at a bar, and was talking to a guy. "You're Scottish?....Rangers or Celtic?" FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 12 hours ago, The Naitch said: I've got a name, you know. FFS. See you again on Friday night, hunnybear xxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 11 hours ago, Shandon Par said: The carbon footprint of the royals is horrific. Private planes, fleets of cars following them around, Charles’s fleet of private cars lined up for him when he arrives at any of his castles. They need reigned in. Nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Went to Tesco and they have the Christmas aisle up and running now. One item: Christmas cupcakes, with a best before date of October 2nd. Just how many people love Christmas so much that they will buy and eat cupcakes about it three months early? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: Went to Tesco and they have the Christmas aisle up and running now. One item: Christmas cupcakes, with a best before date of October 2nd. Just how many people love Christmas so much that they will buy and eat cupcakes about it three months early? I used to wonder about that. Lidl would get in Christmas Mini Stollen that would go bad before Christmas. Who's going to eat that this early, I thought. Me. The answer was me. Still barred myself from going in there. I could really go a Hot Cross Bun right now, thinking about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: I used to wonder about that. Lidl would get in Christmas Mini Stollen that would go bad before Christmas. Who's going to eat that this early, I thought. Me. The answer was me. Still barred myself from going in there. I could really go a Hot Cross Bun right now, thinking about it. Stollen is good tbf, and should be eaten all year round. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 2 hours ago, BFTD said: I used to wonder about that. Lidl would get in Christmas Mini Stollen that would go bad before Christmas. Who's going to eat that this early, I thought. Me. The answer was me. Still barred myself from going in there. I could really go a Hot Cross Bun right now, thinking about it. I love a nice pair of buns, any time of year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 I'd bought and eaten a fair few boxes of mince pies before December last year. Although by the time Christmas came around, I was pretty scunnered with them. I'll probably do exactly the same this year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 39 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Stollen is good tbf, and should be eaten all year round. God damn you, Satan. I listened to you about the fish suppers, but I'm starting to think you don't have my best interests at heart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 6 minutes ago, BFTD said: God damn you, Satan. I listened to you about the fish suppers, but I'm starting to think you don't have my best interests at heart. You misheard me. I said you should MISS supper, because eating so close to bedtime is not recommended by 9 out of 10 doctors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 2 hours ago, microdave said: I'd bought and eaten a fair few boxes of mince pies before December last year. Although by the time Christmas came around, I was pretty scunnered with them. I'll probably do exactly the same this year. I used to be in the school choir and we sang a song about mince pies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Sainsbury's are selling Malteser Reindeer. It's fucking SEPTEMBER! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Tesco got round the idea that this was all too early by having banners around their display saying "Helping spread the cost of Christmas". So in fact we should all be grateful that the supermarkets have done this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Sainsbury's are selling Malteser Reindeer. It's fucking SEPTEMBER! Reindeer are for life not just for Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 8 hours ago, GordonD said: Sainsbury's are selling Malteser Reindeer. It's fucking SEPTEMBER! I was in Dobbies today, and it's went full scale Christmas, including that distinctive cinnamon/clove smell as you come in the front door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Soapy FFC said: I was in Dobbies today, and it's went full scale Christmas, including that distinctive cinnamon/clove smell as you come in the front door. That's slightly better than the usual distinctive smell of fousty pish from coffin dodgers you get there 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 12 minutes ago, tamthebam said: That's slightly better than the usual distinctive smell of fousty pish from coffin dodgers you get there @Granny Danger 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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