Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[tamthebam]

42 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said:

Sportsmen who get on their knees to thank some deity when things go their way. Yes he/she if they were real took a break causing famines and wars just to do something for you cause you're so freakin special. 

"The match was held up when the scorer of the winning goal sacrificed 20 virgins to the Great God Baal..."

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..and today's other results in the Ayrshire Juniors were...

 

[JamesP_81]

Just now, tamthebam said:

"The match was held up when the scorer of the winning goal sacrificed 20 virgins to the Great God Baal..."

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..and today's other results in the Ayrshire Juniors were...

 

Good luck finding 20 virgins in Ayrshire .

[Granny Danger]

14 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:

25 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

If there are two Christians/Muslims/Jews on opposing teams does this mean the one on the winning side is liked by Christ/Allah/Whoever more than the other one?

No.

Prove it.

[GordonD]

23 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said:

Good luck finding 20 virgins in Ayrshire .

Oh, I'm sure there are plenty. Just that none of them are female.

Edited August 27, 2022 by GordonD

[BFTD]

1 hour ago, BillyAnchor said:

Sportsmen who get on their knees to thank some deity when things go their way. Yes he/she if they were real took a break causing famines and wars just to do something for you cause you're so freakin special. 

Must hurt when their form goes down the toilet because the High Heid Yin thinks they're a c**t.

[tamthebam]

11 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Prove it.

While the Staunch Presbyterian and the Pope's XI have been doing quite well Mohammedton Accies haven't been favoured so much recently and it's same old Allah, always cheating. Odd thing is they have Connor Sammon Rushdie in the ranks but it's the other teams fans that associate the word fatwa-nkah with him.

Down south Thearkofthecovenantry City are a bit Red Sea Pedestrian in their play. Aberdonians used to favour their elephant god, Davie Dodds, but he wasn't so much Ganesh as gash. 

There were no Buddhists in the old Juniors ranks as they didn't believe in pacifism or Enlightenment of matches.

Ross County and ICT are the Norsemen of the League but each thinks the other does not worship the wisdom of Odin so much as the sin of Onan. The Viking idea of Hell was a permanent frozen wasteland, or a Tuesday away game in Arbroath as we know it today 

Some odd people worship Craig Levein (well, it's mainly Craig Levein). These are the Four-Six-Zeroastrians.

 

 

[GordonD]

1 hour ago, tamthebam said:

While the Staunch Presbyterian and the Pope's XI have been doing quite well Mohammedton Accies haven't been favoured so much recently and it's same old Allah, always cheating. Odd thing is they have Connor Sammon Rushdie in the ranks but it's the other teams fans that associate the word fatwa-nkah with him.

Down south Thearkofthecovenantry City are a bit Red Sea Pedestrian in their play. Aberdonians used to favour their elephant god, Davie Dodds, but he wasn't so much Ganesh as gash. 

There were no Buddhists in the old Juniors ranks as they didn't believe in pacifism or Enlightenment of matches.

Ross County and ICT are the Norsemen of the League but each thinks the other does not worship the wisdom of Odin so much as the sin of Onan. The Viking idea of Hell was a permanent frozen wasteland, or a Tuesday away game in Arbroath as we know it today 

Some odd people worship Craig Levein (well, it's mainly Craig Levein). These are the Four-Six-Zeroastrians.

 

 

And don't forget that half of Dundee are Seven-Nilth Day Adventists.

[carpetmonster]

There's a Viz strip in here somewhere called "John Gorman - He's a Mormon" and the first panel shows you him walking out of the Swindon dressing room saying 'Training went great today! Now for an afternoon of chapping folks' doors while they pretend to not be in"

[The_Kincardine]

1 hour ago, tamthebam said:

While the Staunch Presbyterian and the Pope's XI have been doing quite well Mohammedton Accies

Eh?  A club who never cared about the profit?

Still, I'll be Sikh AF if we lose next Saturday.

[johnnydun]

20 minutes ago, GordonD said:

And don't forget that half of Dundee are Seven-Nilth Day Adventists.

Here's meh, again!

[Newbornbairn]

1 hour ago, GordonD said:

And don't forget that half of Dundee are Seven-Nilth Day Adventists.

People 10-2 forget the Greenock Mormon crowd. 

[HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows]

13 hours ago, Wile E Coyote said:

Watching the ITV news earlier and the reporter was talking about the £400 energy grant and said it "wouldn't scratch the sides"

Thats not a fucking saying.

Its either "touch the sides" or "scratch the surface"

Let it go man, it's all just water under the fridge.

[Boghead ranter]

13 hours ago, Wile E Coyote said:

Watching the ITV news earlier and the reporter was talking about the £400 energy grant and said it "wouldn't scratch the sides"

Thats not a fucking saying.

Its either "touch the sides" or "scratch the surface"

Obviously no rocket surgeon.

[GordonD]

14 hours ago, BillyAnchor said:

Sportsmen who get on their knees to thank some deity when things go their way. Yes he/she if they were real took a break causing famines and wars just to do something for you cause you're so freakin special. 

I remember Pat Bonnar crossing himself every time he was facing a penalty - which TBF wasn't very often when he was playing for Celtic.

[doulikefish]

Print at home tickets that cost extra what a rip off 

[Craig fae the Vale]

Been accepted to do a part time college course through work. Only problem is work didn't secure the funding for it, so am now in limbo waiting to see if I'll be able to do it. 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

On 27/08/2022 at 20:17, JamesP_81 said:

Good luck finding 20 virgins in Ayrshire .

Maybe when Inverness come down.

[invergowrie arab]

Dominos now charging for delivery 

[DiegoDiego]

Domino's has always been terrible value, hopefully this charge will prevent others from making the mistake of ordering it.

[Derry Alli]

It's Monday so I never make lunch for work. 

Every burger van shut and it took me until about the fifth or six one I passed to remember it was a bank holiday. Had to have a McDonalds *sad face*.

Drove back to office in Dyce after it and burger van outside it was open cos she was shut for two weeks the last fortnight. She does damage chilli and chips too. *Double sad face*.