Bairnardo Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 If I can't find my wallet, how can I pay you?I also loaned you fifty and will accept a fight to the death between you and Tam Cowan in lieu of hard currency. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Doing something and then immediately forgetting I've done it. The most common is the one I did this morning. Was out of the flat and walking away when I wondered if I had actually put my keys in my bag. I genuinely couldn't remember doing it but must have done so a mere seconds ago. I checked my bag and, sure enough, they were indeed in there. Weird. See also; forgetting where I set down my wallet and/or phone in my flat and having to go looking for them. I do this on a daily basis. My excuse is that I'm probably old enough to be your grandad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 27 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 30 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: If I can't find my wallet, how can I pay you? I also loaned you fifty and will accept a fight to the death between you and Tam Cowan in lieu of hard currency. Set it up. 25 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: I do this on a daily basis. My excuse is that I'm probably old enough to be your grandad. I doubt that. You'd need to be at least in your 80s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Set it up. @Shandön Par get texting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Doing something and then immediately forgetting I've done it. The most common is the one I did this morning. Was out of the flat and walking away when I wondered if I had actually put my keys in my bag. I genuinely couldn't remember doing it but must have done so a mere seconds ago. I checked my bag and, sure enough, they were indeed in there. Weird. See also; forgetting where I set down my wallet and/or phone in my flat and having to go looking for them. Just wait 'til you're feart to put down your glasses, as you'll forget where you put them and can't see to check. I've literally had to wait for my son to get home to find them for me or, on one memorable occasion, my elderly mother who sees four of everything due to cataracts and glaucoma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 1 minute ago, BFTD said: Just wait 'til you're feart to put down your glasses, as you'll forget where you put them and can't see to check. I've literally had to wait for my son to get home to find them for me or, on one memorable occasion, my elderly mother who sees four of everything due to cataracts and glaucoma. My eyesight isn't that bad. I'm short sighted so can still see things, just not as sharply without my glasses. Plus I have a spare pair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 Just now, DA Baracus said: My eyesight isn't that bad. I'm short sighted so can still see things, just not as sharply without my glasses. Plus I have a spare pair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 31 minutes ago, BFTD said: Just wait 'til you're feart to put down your glasses, as you'll forget where you put them and can't see to check. I've literally had to wait for my son to get home to find them for me or, on one memorable occasion, my elderly mother who sees four of everything due to cataracts and glaucoma. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Just wait 'til you're feart to put down your glasses, as you'll forget where you put them and can't see to check. I've literally had to wait for my son to get home to find them for me or, on one memorable occasion, my elderly mother who sees four of everything due to cataracts and glaucoma. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Bairn Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 2 hours ago, BFTD said: @BFTD How many fingers is he holding up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 Baseball cap wearers. Particularly worn back to front. Obviously watching Andy's sad demise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 Not enough Napalm Death on this forum, frankly. Today's PTTGOYN: Fairy Liquid has been becoming progressively weaker over the past twenty years. Absolutely frothing, but not as much as I used to be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, BFTD said: Fairy Liquid has been becoming progressively weaker over the past twenty years. Absolutely frothing, but not as much as I used to be. Ya daft bat, you don't drink it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Places with canteen services who insist on table service, then don't have anyone going round the tables, resulting in you having to to go the counter, be told its table service, and return to your table to do the transaction. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Guy I work with keeps referring to Frasier as 'Fraser'. He's been told before, but perseveres with saying Fraser, probably in the knowledge that it annoys others. He's succeeding on that front anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 6 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Guy I work with keeps referring to Frasier as 'Fraser'. He's been told before, but perseveres with saying Fraser, probably in the knowledge that it annoys others. He's succeeding on that front anyway. Start deliberately mispronouncing his name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 7 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Guy I work with keeps referring to Frasier as 'Fraser'. He's been told before, but perseveres with saying Fraser, probably in the knowledge that it annoys others. He's succeeding on that front anyway. Guy I used to work with was the opposite. Anyone called Fraser he called them Frasier. He was Irish (southern) though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 7 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Guy I work with keeps referring to Frasier as 'Fraser'. He's been told before, but perseveres with saying Fraser, probably in the knowledge that it annoys others. He's succeeding on that front anyway. My auld mither quite likes a croissant from Lidl's instore bakery. Except she calls them 'crazzonts'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Billy Connolly says that his dad used to ask him what jigs he had coming up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Guy I used to work with was the opposite. Anyone called Fraser he called them Frasier. He was Irish (southern) though. Do you still get folk called Fraser? I've got two pals called Fraser, both ancient like me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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