Bully Wee Villa Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 My company automatically adds my signature to each email I send, so to remove it I would have to phone IT before each email. f**k that noise. You can scroll more. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 18 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Being excited about setting off on holiday only to realise your first stop is Perth fucking Broxden. He's on a mystery tour.... ..of the Perth one way system. Which is a petty thing that gets on my nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: He's on a mystery tour.... Last time I was on one of them we had a sweep to guess where we would end up. The driver won. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Last time I was on one of them we had a sweep to guess where we would end up. The driver won. My dad used to drive those coaches. One tour started in Leven* and all the old folk were chattering as they got on at the front. One old dear was blethering to her pal wondering where they were going and her pal said "Ask the driver". At which, her grumpy husband behind her said "He'll no know, it's a bloody mystery tour woman" * It was Anstruther. It was always Anstruther. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 My dad used to drive those coaches. One tour started in Leven* and all the old folk were chattering as they got on at the front. One old dear was blethering to her pal wondering where they were going and her pal said "Ask the driver". At which, her grumpy husband behind her said "He'll no know, it's a bloody mystery tour woman" * It was Anstruther. It was always Anstruther. Guy I know that stayed in musselburgh was on holiday somewhere round about york can't remember precisely, his mrs booked a mystery tour for a day when they were there, it took them to Edinburgh. Safe to say he was seething. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abdul_Latif Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 Folk sitting alone in busy pubs at table for 4 when there are smaller tables and bar seats available. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Empty It said: 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: My dad used to drive those coaches. One tour started in Leven* and all the old folk were chattering as they got on at the front. One old dear was blethering to her pal wondering where they were going and her pal said "Ask the driver". At which, her grumpy husband behind her said "He'll no know, it's a bloody mystery tour woman" * It was Anstruther. It was always Anstruther. Guy I know that stayed in musselburgh was on holiday somewhere round about york can't remember precisely, his mrs booked a mystery tour for a day when they were there, it took them to Edinburgh. Safe to say he was seething. That sounds like an urban myth. A guy I used to work beside claimed that happened to his sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 That sounds like an urban myth. A guy I used to work beside claimed that happened to his sister.I agree he was probably talking pish, he claimed it happened before he started at the work, funny story nonetheless and no doubt has happened to someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Abdul_Latif said: Folk sitting alone in busy pubs at table for 4 when there are smaller tables and bar seats available. The big question: He/she says that they have three friends coming along in a bit, all whilst your group of four are there in person, looking for a table. Do you say fair enough, or is it up there with somebody leaving their towel on a sun-lounger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Bartender Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 The good news : the Cooncil have surfaced a potholed road just outside town. The bad news : it wasn't scraped and resurfaced - just topped off so, instead of potholes there are sunken drain covers now inches below the level of the road which replace the impact of driving over the potholes. Like potholes they can be avoided but only by driving on the wrong side of the road, which is not always a good option. No surprise that this thread is on page 6869 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 8 hours ago, GordonD said: Last time I was on one of them we had a sweep to guess where we would end up. The driver won. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 7 hours ago, Abdul_Latif said: Folk sitting alone in busy pubs at table for 4 when there are smaller tables and bar seats available. I can't very well read a Glasgow herald at a bar seat m9. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 On 23/06/2022 at 16:49, Florentine_Pogen said: Sounds like this job will go smoothly. What exactly are you having done ? 13 hours ago, scottsdad said: New doors. It's only going to end up like this, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 I work in a bar and tonight I've already been asked for a Smice and VBL. Why the f**k can today's youth not call drinks by what they actually are. Morons. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 I work in a bar and tonight I've already been asked for a Smice and VBL. Why the f**k can today's youth not call drinks by what they actually are. Morons. They get all of their information from Tik Tok and small-form media. Smaller words and abbreviations are paramount. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 21 minutes ago, 10menwent2mow said: I work in a bar and tonight I've already been asked for a Smice and VBL. Why the f**k can today's youth not call drinks by what they actually are. Morons. 19 minutes ago, SweeperDee said: They get all of their information from Tik Tok and small-form media. Smaller words and abbreviations are paramount. Tbf a Smirnoff Ice was a smice about 20 (twinty) odd years ago when they first came out. I bet there are chaps who were having a heid's gone about the youth of today when "God be with you" was getting abbreviated to "goodbye". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 11 hours ago, GordonD said: Last time I was on one of them we had a sweep to guess where we would end up. The driver won. Was it Buster Bloodvessel? Spoiler Ivor Cutler and not the ska dude 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 hour ago, 10menwent2mow said: I work in a bar and tonight I've already been asked for a Smice and VBL. Why the f**k can today's youth not call drinks by what they actually are. Morons. VBL and a pint of Venom please barkeep 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 VBL and a pint of Venom please barkeepSkittlebomb plz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 VBL and a pint of Venom please barkeepWhat are these? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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