hk blues Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: 45 cunting fucking minutes. Please be patient. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 6 minutes ago, hk blues said: Please be patient. Thats the most infuriating part. Utter tosser of a machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Thats the most infuriating part. Utter tosser of a machine. Make a cuppa and break open the digestives. In fact, as it's Friday make it a Hobnob. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Idiots that fling their car door open without looking whilst parked on a busy road. Use your fucking mirror and wait until its safe, you morons. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, philpy said: Idiots that fling their car door open without looking whilst parked on a busy road. Use your fucking mirror and wait until its safe, you morons. 'Cvnts On The Road' thread for this pish............................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: 45 cunting fucking minutes. Like stoppage time when Celtic are losing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 (edited) When you point out to a member of staff that something not immediately obvious is wrong, and they give you impression of "and...?". [insert Partridge shug gif] For example, I was in a Burger King yesterday when the drink I was pouring suddenly stopped cup half-full, and it proceeded to only give the option of Coke. I said to the only person I could see, who was behind the counter, "I think the drinks machine has just run out of syrup or whatever it uses", and instead of getting some form of "thanks for pointing it out", I just got the reply "sorry, do you want something?". Arseholes. Edited June 10, 2022 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 7 hours ago, SlipperyP said: 100% this. Had a full spillage a few years ago. Didn't have time so bought a new one. Daughter, got the old one working after a week, but remember I live in an average 35 degree country. Stick it in the oven. Except the microchips. They've always been microwave at 100% for 3 mins. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 hour ago, hk blues said: Make a cuppa and break open the digestives. In fact, as it's Friday make it a Hobnob. Ive had to eat my lunch instead. Seething as I'll need to go and buy a second lunch in about an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Ive had to eat my lunch instead. Seething as I'll need to go and buy a second lunch in about an hour. Greedy C***! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, hk blues said: Greedy C***! Blame these fuckers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 When you point out to a member of staff that something not immediately obvious is wrong, and they give you impression of "and...?". [insert Partridge shug gif] For example, I was in a Burger King yesterday when the drink I was pouring suddenly stopped cup half-full, and it proceeded to only give the option of Coke. I said to the only person I could see, who was behind the counter, "I think the drinks machine has just run out of syrup or whatever it uses", and instead of getting some form of "thanks for pointing it out", I just got the reply "sorry, do you want something?". Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: When you point out to a member of staff that something not immediately obvious is wrong, and they give you impression of "and...?". [insert Partridge shug gif] For example, I was in a Burger King yesterday when the drink I was pouring suddenly stopped cup half-full, and it proceeded to only give the option of Coke. I said to the only person I could see, who was behind the counter, "I think the drinks machine has just run out of syrup or whatever it uses", and instead of getting some form of "thanks for pointing it out", I just got the reply "sorry, do you want something?". Arseholes. I went to McDonalds a few weeks back and placed an order on that stupid fucking touch screen thing. It never had any receipts so I had no idea what my order number was. While trying to sort this out at the kiosk a young guy and girl went to the same machine I was at. I told them they'd be better using another one as there's no receipt. "Oh right mate" and they continue using. Two minutes later they approach the kiosk and explain there's no receipts coming out the machine and they don't know their order number. "Pair of fucking idiots". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Ive had to eat my lunch instead. Seething as I'll need to go and buy a second lunch in about an hour. Surely you'll be too busy trying to catch up with your work to eat a 2nd......oh, right, as you were. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 4 hours ago, SlipperyP said: I was joking....bag of rice for phones is a must I had a mate (yes a mate) who had an unfortunate accident one Friday night after a few too many drinks. I turned up in the Saturday as planned to meet him before the football and he never turned up so I sent him a WhatsApp to make sure he was ok. He explained his phone got soaked and wouldn't turn on, so I suggested putting it in a bag of rice to dry it out. An hour later he messages back saying it still wasn't working, I did explain it would take a bit of time then queried how big a bag of rice he was using and he said one of the packets. Silly c**t had his phone in one of these 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 3 hours ago, philpy said: Idiots that fling their car door open without looking whilst parked on a busy road. Use your fucking mirror and wait until its safe, you morons. A women once did this to me when I was on my bike. Ended up going arse over tit and scraping my hand. I was going to give her a full invective about her actions but she had her wee daughter in the car. Anyway she let me clean up in her house. Unfortunately that's as far as it went. There's just no justice in the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Anyway she let me clean up in her house. I usually skip that part of the video Edited June 10, 2022 by staggy1929 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 48 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Anyway she let me clean up in her house. Did you use the Hoover or just a feather duster? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 How untargeted the adverts are on P&B. Self-defence classes in Henley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 9 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: How untargeted the adverts are on P&B. Self-defence classes in Henley? 'Scattergun' is the mot de nos jours............................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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