Newbornbairn Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 15 minutes ago, Empty It said: People that walk horses through towns and they just leave massive mounds of shite everywhere, they should have to return later and clean it up instead of just leaving it. I'm with you on that one. At least if the horses shit it's good for the roses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 27 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: That’s the away bag you fool. The Celtic of crisp bags 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 These feckin things almost killed me many moons ago. Sharp edged when crunched and it got wedged in my throat. Vague memories of being 'battered' on the back, then held upside down whilst still being battered until it came adrift. Never new there was a 'gay' reference? Especially now I've already typed 'wedged in my throat' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Empty It said: People that walk horses through towns and they just leave massive mounds of shite everywhere, they should have to return later and clean it up instead of just leaving it. Which town? My rhubarb is needing some loving treatment. When there were milk horses in Edinburgh folk used to scoop up the horseshit for their gardens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 1 hour ago, broon-loon said: These feckin things almost killed me many moons ago. Sharp edged when crunched and it got wedged in my throat. Vague memories of being 'battered' on the back, then held upside down whilst still being battered until it came adrift. Never new there was a 'gay' reference? Especially now I've already typed 'wedged in my throat' Nothing worse than having a big gay sweetie stuck in your throat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Nothing worse than having a big gay sweetie stuck in your throat. The forum thanks you for your sacrifice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Nothing worse than having a big gay sweetie stuck in your throat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Nothing worse than having a big gay sweetie stuck in your throat. Having two of them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 10 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: The Celtic of crisp bags They use that bag when they’re drawn against Spring Onion. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 As part of a process for a new job they require a 5 year background history, this has all been smooth apart from trying to get Universal Credit to send proof of a previous claim that I've had. Passed from call centre to call centre. Follow the government.uk website and they say UC should send out a letter upon request. 2 weeks later someone phones me today and says I need to travel in to get the proof, tell them that's not the case and I live in a rural location to which they started disputing this. 10 minutes later someone phones me and says they can send it out. I've spoken to about 8 people before someone actually followed their process. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Rain. It's rain that gets on my nerves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 20 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Rain. It's rain that gets on my nerves. It gets on my clothes, mostly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 20 hours ago, johnnydun said: Yaaaasss boys. My favourite argument on here. Mon eh North East! One of my favourites as well, and the correct answer is, was and forever will be... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Cushions on beds, what's that all about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 22 hours ago, broon-loon said: These feckin things almost killed me many moons ago. Sharp edged when crunched and it got wedged in my throat. Vague memories of being 'battered' on the back, then held upside down whilst still being battered until it came adrift. I had a vague, irrational hatred of Nestle Crunch bars until I was about twelve years old, despite never having tried one (that I remembered). I got one from a vending machine one day out of curiosity, and a memory jumped back as soon as I tasted it. I'd been leaving a supermarket with my mum when I was very young, and she'd given me a wee Crunch bar on the way out. I took a bite right as I met my first ever automatic door at the exit, which scared the pants off me and caused me to inhale the chocolate. For about a decade, I'd been subconsciously harbouring the feeling that a bar of chocolate had tried to choke me to death 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Seem folk talking about Bread Meats Bread on here so decided to have a wee peek at their menu as it's been years since I last went. How the fucksthat a cocktail?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Seem folk talking about Bread Meats Bread on here so decided to have a wee peek at their menu as it's been years since I last went. How the fucksthat a cocktail?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 28 minutes ago, BFTD said: I had a vague, irrational hatred of Nestle Crunch bars until I was about twelve years old, despite never having tried one (that I remembered). I got one from a vending machine one day out of curiosity, and a memory jumped back as soon as I tasted it. I'd been leaving a supermarket with my mum when I was very young, and she'd given me a wee Crunch bar on the way out. I took a bite right as I met my first ever automatic door at the exit, which scared the pants off me and caused me to inhale the chocolate. For about a decade, I'd been subconsciously harbouring the feeling that a bar of chocolate had tried to choke me to death Crunch Bar and a big mug of builder's tea........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 6 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Cushions on beds, what's that all about? For the dug/cat to sleep on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 On 06/06/2022 at 21:57, broon-loon said: These feckin things almost killed me many moons ago. Sharp edged when crunched and it got wedged in my throat. Vague memories of being 'battered' on the back, then held upside down whilst still being battered until it came adrift. Never new there was a 'gay' reference? Especially now I've already typed 'wedged in my throat' When I was about 7 or 8 I got a shard of one of those lodged in my throat. Back in the 70s there was no such thing as a school nurse so the receptionist plied me with cup after cup of weak, lukewarm tea in an effort to dissolve the fruity asphyxiator. To this day I can't even stand the smell of tea, never mind its taste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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