Newbornbairn Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 8 hours ago, TheScarf said: Was there this much of a carry on for the diamond jubilee in 2012? I can't remember there being such a gammon hard on for it. 36 pages of P&B complaining 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 The piece of shit Tapatalk app that is now crashing almost everytime I open a thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 10:31, TheScarf said: Pre-drinks is another one. Pre means before, so before you start drinking. Daft c***s. It gets worse. My most recent ex wife and her coterie of (then) yummy mummies talked of meeting for 'prinks'. There's yer divorce justification right there. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: When is the actual “celebration”? Thankfully there’s barely a hint of it over here (which is still more coverage than the “glesca derby” gets, despite it being the”world’s greatest game”) ETA: I want to know when so I can be as un-british as possible that day. Friday, I believe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 29 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Friday, I believe Just wait til Lizzie falls off her perch, the mourning period will be measured in weeks - especially if Boris has some new misdemeanour to cover up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 6 minutes ago, Leith Green said: Just wait til Lizzie falls off her perch, the mourning period will be measured in weeks - especially if Boris has some new misdemeanour to cover up. Down here - in the heart of Tory England - there's lots of personal affection for Queen Liz(ard). And, though I'm not a monarchist, I can see why that is. Not so sure if the same holds for the system of constitutional monarchy. A fair few people would endorse a change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 I've noticed this a lot and it pisses me off. Rude workmen ordering food at either a cafe or food van. Today it was in Greggs. Workie, late 40s with a swagger up to the counter like Liam Gallagher. "Soup" "Certainly" Wee assistant gets the soup "Would you like a spoon? "Naw" Chucks money on the counter and walks out with the walk of a cowboy that's lost his horse Is it really that hard to say, please, thank you, enjoy the rest of your day? If I wasn't such a shitebag I'd have said, manners! I was then probably over nice to compensate for the knuckle dragger. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: I've noticed this a lot and it pisses me off. Rude workmen ordering food at either a cafe or food van. Today it was in Greggs. Workie, late 40s with a swagger up to the counter like Liam Gallagher. "Soup" "Certainly" Wee assistant gets the soup "Would you like a spoon? "Naw" Chucks money on the counter and walks out with the walk of a cowboy that's lost his horse Is it really that hard to say, please, thank you, enjoy the rest of your day? If I wasn't such a shitebag I'd have said, manners! I was then probably over nice to compensate for the knuckle dragger. Maybe he has a shit life. At least I hope so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Oystercatcher said: I've noticed this a lot and it pisses me off. Rude workmen ordering food at either a cafe or food van. Today it was in Greggs. Workie, late 40s with a swagger up to the counter like Liam Gallagher. "Soup" "Certainly" Wee assistant gets the soup "Would you like a spoon? "Naw" Chucks money on the counter and walks out with the walk of a cowboy that's lost his horse Is it really that hard to say, please, thank you, enjoy the rest of your day? If I wasn't such a shitebag I'd have said, manners! I was then probably over nice to compensate for the knuckle dragger. Female golfers are a rude bunch also. Way outstrip the men in the rude stakes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, RH33 said: Female golfers are a rude bunch also. Way outstrip the men in the rude stakes. ^^^^^wouldn't let you play through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Oystercatcher said: I've noticed this a lot and it pisses me off. Rude workmen ordering food at either a cafe or food van. Today it was in Greggs. Workie, late 40s with a swagger up to the counter like Liam Gallagher. "Soup" "Certainly" Wee assistant gets the soup "Would you like a spoon? "Naw" Chucks money on the counter and walks out with the walk of a cowboy that's lost his horse Is it really that hard to say, please, thank you, enjoy the rest of your day? If I wasn't such a shitebag I'd have said, manners! I was then probably over nice to compensate for the knuckle dragger. Quick service for you though, beats hanging behind an old biddy counting her change and wanting to chat about the weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 11 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: ^^^^^wouldn't let you play through. I can't golf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Oystercatcher said: I've noticed this a lot and it pisses me off. Rude workmen ordering food at either a cafe or food van. Today it was in Greggs. Workie, late 40s with a swagger up to the counter like Liam Gallagher. "Soup" "Certainly" Wee assistant gets the soup "Would you like a spoon? "Naw" Chucks money on the counter and walks out with the walk of a cowboy that's lost his horse Is it really that hard to say, please, thank you, enjoy the rest of your day? If I wasn't such a shitebag I'd have said, manners! I was then probably over nice to compensate for the knuckle dragger. Maybe he had piles, which were particularly painful, and caused him to be uncharacteristically rude to the assistant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 Automated announcement system on the LNER trains keeps pronouncing the L in Kirkcaldy, and it's driving me to the edge of madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Quick service for you though, beats hanging behind an old biddy counting her change and wanting to chat about the weather. You've just described me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 7 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Maybe he had piles, which were particularly painful, and caused him to be uncharacteristically rude to the assistant Just a rude p***k. It's not the first time I've witnessed it as I said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 35 minutes ago, RH33 said: Female golfers are a rude bunch also. Way outstrip the men in the rude stakes. Why's that do you think? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 10 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Automated announcement system on the LNER trains keeps pronouncing the L in Kirkcaldy, and it's driving me to the edge of madness. You should be rat arsed by now without a care in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You should be rat arsed by now without a care in the world. Still working my way through them, albeit on the last. Maybe shouldn't have gone for the 4.8% weaklings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 I can't golf. Neither can the majority of them (judging from my observations at the driving range this morning) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.