GordonD Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 hours ago, johnnydun said: Was listening to Radio Scotland yesterday and a woman was on talking about the Scotrail timetable and she was repeatedly saying 'Absolutely' but she pronounced it 'Absol-you-tley'. No matter how they pronounce it, it GOMN when people say "Absolutely" when they just mean "Yes". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 On 19/05/2022 at 08:20, scottsdad said: Think of all the folk waking up this morning with loser flags hanging from poles and windows. Slowly bringing them in, tidying them away to be kept in a cupboard for 50 more years. All with a tear running down a cheek. Unlikely. Very few weedgies live past fifty, even the kids at the game now will die of cholesterol or smoking in bed within 49 years of now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 Staying at a youth hostel and sharing with folk you don’t know. Never again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Jambomo said: Staying at a youth hostel and sharing with folk you don’t know. Never again. Just don't leave your cheese in the fridge. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: Just don't leave your cheese in the fridge. @supermik There are rules m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 Bacon cut so thin you could read the Sunday papers through it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Bartender Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 9 hours ago, GordonD said: Just don't leave your cheese in the fridge. Sorry. That's a euphemism I'm unfamiliar with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 16 minutes ago, House Bartender said: Sorry. That's a euphemism I'm unfamiliar with. @supermikwill fill you in, & steal your cheese if you give him the chance. Whatever happened to the P&B Glossary thread? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 Brentford. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 49 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Brentford. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 Sky boxes now taking a quarter of a f***ing hour to load up should one have the audacity to turn it off at the mains and not leave it on standby 24/7. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 10:07, johnnydun said: The way some from the Central Belt add in 'you' randomly in words. Was listening to Radio Scotland yesterday and a woman was on talking about the Scotrail timetable and she was repeatedly saying 'Absolutely' but she pronounced it 'Absol-you-tley'. Was she from Stoneybridge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 People who post a link to the Sun, Daily Record, Daily Mail and say "apologies for the link". If those papers/comics upset you so much, don't f****** post it. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 10:07, johnnydun said: The way some from the Central Belt add in 'you' randomly in words. Was listening to Radio Scotland yesterday and a woman was on talking about the Scotrail timetable and she was repeatedly saying 'Absolutely' but she pronounced it 'Absol-you-tley'. It's the same when some Central Belt politicians pronounce 'Devolution' as 'Devol-you-tion'. Why is this? It is really fuckin' annoying. Used to have a colleague from Glasgow who spoke in this way. I suspect that he was trying to make us think that he was "posh" when he really wasnt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Shops that havent yet had their monday morning milk delivery at 0905 hrs. Fucking useless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Shops that havent yet had their monday morning milk delivery at 0905 hrs. Fucking useless. Should've just nicked some off a doorstep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 11 minutes ago, Left Back said: Should've just nicked some off a doorstep. Its Dundee, all gone already. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 "How's you!" Makes no sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: People who post a link to the Sun, Daily Record, Daily Mail and say "apologies for the link". If those papers/comics upset you so much, don't f****** post it. It's surely more an apology for inflicting their own shocking taste in reading material on others! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: "How's you!" Makes no sense. "How's you?" is quite a common question to ask and is, I find, easy to make sense of even if the conjugation is a bit avant garde for my tastes. I've never heard it just barked at somebody though. You're right, that makes little sense. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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