Cosmic Joe Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: "How's you!" Makes no sense. The North-East equivalent is also crackers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 39 minutes ago, velo army said: "How's you?" is quite a common question to ask and is, I find, easy to make sense of even if the conjugation is a bit avant garde for my tastes. I've never heard it just barked at somebody though. You're right, that makes little sense. You're correct. My punctuation was awful. Thank goodness you're there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: The North-East equivalent is also crackers fit why? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Folk who don't the difference between 'bias' and 'biased' or, more specifically, folk who use the former in place of the latter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 fit why?Fit like? I would have thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 9 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: 11 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: fit why? Fit like? I would have thought. Aye, but fit why is that crackers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Aye, but fit why is that crackers? Is it not "Foo you doing?" Or suchlike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Is it not "Foo you doing?" Or suchlike. He played for Daewoo Royals in the 90's I think. Edited to add my pttgomn. The way that pages load in this forum grinds my gears. I'll click on a page, but the adverts take a second to load, so I daren't click on anything (and the "unread posts" marker fucks off out of view) and just when I think it's safe to click on something, there's another loading of adverts and it shifts under my finger, so I find myself clicking on a fucking advert or a topic I didn't want to view. Maybe this is our dear leader @Div's way of getting us all to pay for the no adverts version. It may work as I'm slowly morphing into the angry fella from Chewin' The Fat. Edited May 23, 2022 by velo army 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Is it not "Foo you doing?" Or suchlike. Foo A-yi Dain.. Edit - or Foo Yi Dain. Edited May 23, 2022 by broon-loon amended 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, velo army said: He played for Daewoo Royals in the 90's I think. Edited to add my pttgomn. The way that pages load in this forum grinds my gears. I'll click on a page, but the adverts take a second to load, so I daren't click on anything (and the "unread posts" marker fucks off out of view) and just when I think it's safe to click on something, there's another loading of adverts and it shifts under my finger, so I find myself clicking on a fucking advert or a topic I didn't want to view. Maybe this is our dear leader @Div's way of getting us all to pay for the no adverts version. It may work as I'm slowly morphing into the angry fella from Chewin' The Fat. AdBlock is your friend........................ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 4 hours ago, jimbaxters said: "How's you!" Makes no sense. An acceptable answer to that is I'm very well, I'm fine or I'm alright. Saying I'm good is a pttgomn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beesher Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 I am covering for someone who is off sick today. Numerous times I've been asked 'is such and such off today?' OBVIOUSLY YOU c**t WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SAT HERE?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 The naming of normal, seasonal weather fronts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, broon-loon said: Foo A-yi Dain.. Edit - or Foo Yi Dain. Q - Foo's yer doos? A - Ay Peckin' What's not to understand? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Washed my car at the weekend. Some very ill seagull has utterly bombed it. The sheer volume is staggering - covered the bonnet, windscreen, roof, passenger windows and a fair old chunk of ground around the car as well. Need to wash it again now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Washed my car at the weekend. Some very ill seagull has utterly bombed it. The sheer volume is staggering - covered the bonnet, windscreen, roof, passenger windows and a fair old chunk of ground around the car as well. Need to wash it again now. Bollocks to that, that's what rain is for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, ParsJake said: Bollocks to that, that's what rain is for. I'd normally agree but seagull shit goes rock hard if it doesn't rain for a few days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 33 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I'd normally agree but seagull shit goes rock hard if it doesn't rain for a few days. Aye, but this is Scotland 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Aye, but this is Scotland Drizzle doesn't shift shit from North Sea Seagulls fed on stolen kebabs. Edited May 23, 2022 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Folk who don't the difference between 'bias' and 'biased' or, more specifically, folk who use the former in place of the latter. I'd agree, but it sounds like you're bias. 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: Washed my car at the weekend. Some very ill seagull has utterly bombed it. The sheer volume is staggering - covered the bonnet, windscreen, roof, passenger windows and a fair old chunk of ground around the car as well. Need to wash it again now. My son was splattered on the heid as we were entering the pub a few weeks ago. Thankfully he had his hood up, but he flipped out with the embarrassment, as he's autistic. I got him to stand with his back to the wall, surreptitiously pinched a handful of paper towels, and managed to get him cleaned up without anyone noticing. The amount of turd running down the back of his napper has convinced me that flying cows exist. 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Drizzle doesn't shift shit from North Sea Seagulls fed on stolen kebabs. ...on the sea shore? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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