Florentine_Pogen Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: Just phoned a guy I had an appointment with. I introduced myself and he said: "How was Seville?" What the actual f**k? Big team found, scottsdad ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Big team found, scottsdad ? Not at all. In fact, I have never even spoken to this guy before. Had no interaction with him whatsoever. And straight away he assumes I am a cream bun. Bit worried now that I am giving off some kind of vibe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Those wee sachets of red or brown sauce you get in some cafes. ‘Tear here’. Tear here my arse. You tear it, bite it, hit it with a hammer…. Fcuking thing still won’t open. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, HK Hibee said: Yep. They seem to be the go-to accessory for the travelling ned. Indeed. 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: 1 hour ago, HK Hibee said: Yep. They seem to be the go-to accessory for the travelling ned. Aye changed days. If I went to school with a handbag like they do I'd have had the pish ripped right out of me. Likewise. 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: If you're referring to this sort of thing: I first saw these one year when it was Liam Gallagher day at TRNSMT. The whole city centre full of children wearing these things. I thought I'd entered a parallel universe because there's no way anyone - of any age or gender - should have been wearing those. Yet here they were. Yes and no. The ones that appeared so popular last night had an almost handbag type strap, but there were also plenty of examples, in both ends, of the sort in that photo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Do you have a whiney nasal voice and refer to peepo of both sexes as 'Bigman' ? Do you have various images of members of the Saxe-Coburg Gotha tribe on your office wall ? Do you subconsciously whistle 'The Sash' as you meander the corridors of Academe ? Do you encourage your postgrads with the exclamation 'No surrender !' ? Do you wear 'The Brown Brogues of Staunchness' to work ? If the answer to any of the above is 'Yes', you just might be a hvn. No, I don't work at Strathclyde Uni. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Some lowlife scumbag has given me an old (round) pound coin in my change. (cash is dead, yada yada yada) Shameful. Everyone knows that you palm them off to charity shops in a suspiciously large handful of change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scw1987 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Those wee sachets of red or brown sauce you get in some cafes. ‘Tear here’. Tear here my arse. You tear it, bite it, hit it with a hammer…. Fcuking thing still won’t open.This is why they give you a fork, bud. Unless you're having a roll, of course, in which case...f**k aye![emoji846] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 18 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: The Brown Brogues of Staunchness Now there's coffee all over the laptop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 I cant find the Champions League thread, so I'm putting it in here...Iv just read about the new UCL format with the 36 team league. And it's sounds absolutely fucking shite 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) @scottsdad......Do you care that no-one likes you ? Edited May 20, 2022 by A96 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 "Automagically" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 "Wine O'Clock" f**k off. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 51 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: "Wine O'Clock" f**k off. Aye should just call it Friday. Or Saturday. Or…. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 On 19/05/2022 at 14:56, scottsdad said: Not at all. In fact, I have never even spoken to this guy before. Had no interaction with him whatsoever. And straight away he assumes I am a cream bun. Bit worried now that I am giving off some kind of vibe. Your name wouldn't happen to be William Boyne? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 3 hours ago, A96 said: @scottsdad......Do you care that no-one likes you ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 5 hours ago, A96 said: @scottsdad......Do you care that no-one likes you ? They don't like me... They love me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 5 hours ago, A96 said: @scottsdad......Do you care that no-one likes you ? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 11 hours ago, scottsdad said: They don't like me... They love me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 The way some from the Central Belt add in 'you' randomly in words. Was listening to Radio Scotland yesterday and a woman was on talking about the Scotrail timetable and she was repeatedly saying 'Absolutely' but she pronounced it 'Absol-you-tley'. It's the same when some Central Belt politicians pronounce 'Devolution' as 'Devol-you-tion'. Why is this? It is really fuckin' annoying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 42 minutes ago, johnnydun said: The way some from the Central Belt add in 'you' randomly in words. Was listening to Radio Scotland yesterday and a woman was on talking about the Scotrail timetable and she was repeatedly saying 'Absolutely' but she pronounced it 'Absol-you-tley'. It's the same when some Central Belt politicians pronounce 'Devolution' as 'Devol-you-tion'. Why is this? It is really fuckin' annoying. You'd better not listen to Off the Ball then...... Cosgrove's pronunciation of restaurant will definitely get on your nerves ......rest-you-raunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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