Shaggy Jenkins Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Getting called Heather instead of Hazel...A guy playing footy yesterday against us done it, somebody covering at reception just done it and somebody said it on Sat too! FFS! As much as i hate my name, Heather's worse! Did it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 MaleThey were just in a crumpled heap, the photocopier wasn't on, strange place to leave them to dry If the photocopier was on it wouldnt be strange? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 maybe he was making copies of his arse ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Just wander round looking for the guy sitting in his pants! hmmmm........ not in my office thanks! See if there is a name tag in them (you never know), and then get someone to send an email to the building saying that you've found a pair of trousers, can the owner please come and collect. The embarrassment tactic! If the photocopier was on it wouldnt be strange? Not if some one was trying to dry them, there's no heat from a powered down photocopier. Also, I would differentiate between 'on' and 'running'! maybe he was making copies of his arse ? You think?? Anyway, the matter no longer vexes me. This does Can you find out what yields a company's debt is trading at please? CGU have probably issued corporate bonds to raise finance (i.e.issued debt) which trades in the market. Such debt will normaly take the form of £hundred million with a coupon of x% and a redemption date of 20yy. I am particulalry interested in any debt with a maturity date 2025 - 2030 I don't understand...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I just got a phonecall from the company who are financing my car, offering payment protection. I was quite interested until the guy said I'd be £43.05 a month for it!!!! WTF?! I'm paying less for my mortgage payment protection and it's ten times as much an amount I'd be insuring! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Nightshift 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Coming back from a weekend off and a two day training course to find a pile of shite in my in-tray. Thanks for covering in my absence colleagues - NOT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Coming back from a weekend off and a two day training course to find a pile of shite in my in-tray. Thanks for covering in my absence colleagues - NOT! Scat thread in nightshift for this! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Aberdeen City Council are incompetent fannies! We got a Summons Warrant/Warrant Summons for not paying Council Tax. I went down to tell them where to go based on various factors I had pointed out to them before through several methods. However apparently they still maintained they had never had proof of my old flat mate being a student. He showed me the screen where a fax had been sent with the following: 1. Andrew Sutherland 2. Gemma Cave I suggested he clicked on "2. Gemma Cave" which he did and he just went "oh." They had never looked at the 2nd part of the fax - morons! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Aberdeen City Council are incompetent fannies!We got a Summons Warrant/Warrant Summons for not paying Council Tax. I went down to tell them where to go based on various factors I had pointed out to them before through several methods. However apparently they still maintained they had never had proof of my old flat mate being a student. He showed me the screen where a fax had been sent with the following: 1. Andrew Sutherland 2. Gemma Cave I suggested he clicked on "2. Gemma Cave" which he did and he just went "oh." They had never looked at the 2nd part of the fax - morons! Yes, they really are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shetlandbairn Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 That takes me back a couple of years RiG. We must have gotten sent over fifteen letters from Aberdeen Councilabout my flatmate having to pay council tax and each time the amount varied wildly ranging from 27p to about three and a half grand. Ended up turning into a game and whoever's guess was furthest away would have to make tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberman Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 nipped out to the shop for 10 minutes and upon my return found this in my postbox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Scat thread in nightshift for this! Not literally, you donut! Ach, nevermind........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Didn't get the job i went for at sky not t'end of the world, i'l find something soon (i hope) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 nipped out to the shop for 10 minutes and upon my return found this in my postbox No surprise to see him wearing a blue tie.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 No surprise to see him wearing a blue tie.. Or to see him sporting a skinhead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Just been down at brothers grave giving it a clean as it is 11 years ago tomorrow he died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Quote Fudge If they ever did somehow come to power, carnage would ensue. In a kind of sick way, i'd like to see exactly what would happen for a day, then revert back to a normal government. I believe they may get some votes in Lancashire. Burnley to be precise. Shock horror! Carnage would ensue should they be in power , but, thank fcuk, they won't be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Quote Fudge I believe they may get some votes in Lancashire. Burnley to be precise. Shock horror! Carnage would ensue should they be in power , but, thank fcuk, they won't be. Not in the Scottish Elections they wont. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Had to call the police out earlier today when driving home on the M8 there was a dog on the fast lane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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