carpetmonster Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 15 minutes ago, Leith Green said: Aaaaargh, b*****ding "energy saving experts" on the radio telling us to "turn the thermostat down" "dont leave the telly on standby" "reduce your shower time" to save £20, ffs.................. w**k Be interesting to do a cost analysis of the extra hot water for a w**k in the shower vs the bog roll (and potentially laundry) of outside it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 23 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: No one should ever go to work and have people going BOOOOO at them. Panto villains? 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Panto villains? Oh no they shouldn't! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: I have done a @Shandon Par Bought a bottle of wine last week. Went to open it last night to find it had a cork in it instead of a screwtop. I didn't have a corkscrew, so put it back. Went to the shop today and got a corkscrew. It was attached to a piece of card by those zip tie things. Cutting the zip ties with a knife, I managed to stab myself in the stomach with the tip of the corkscrew. Drew blood and it feels like someone has punched me in the guts. I should stick to beer. You’re never safe. A fiend and I clinked our bottles of Newcastle Brown one night (we were about 16) and a corner of my bottle fell out. To avoid waste I put the broken corner in my mouth and drank the beer from the broken bit. The expression of the ladies we were chatting to turned from amusement to horror as the blood poured from my face. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: You’re never safe. A fiend and I clinked our bottles of Newcastle Brown one night (we were about 16) and a corner of my bottle fell out. To avoid waste I put the broken corner in my mouth and drank the beer from the broken bit. The expression of the ladies we were chatting to turned from amusement to horror as the blood poured from my face. This confirms that you did attend St. Andrews University. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Makes me wonder how Paul Paton felt when he played for us tbh. Or how the players will feel on Saturday when I'm launching all kinds of abuse at them. Oh well, I'm sure they'll tell me if it's a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 43 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Panto villains? Ghost train technician? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 I was doing nail gun safety training yesterday. "Now boys and girls, carry the tool by the handle, not like this by the airline, not like this by the nose, not like this by the AIYAHBASTURD!!!!" Blood all uber der platz as I ripped a finger on a nail. Cue much hilarity.Need to work on your technique. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 2 hours ago, throbber said: It was actually shared by a Man Utd fan with the caption “class from Spurs” just f**k off with these love ins/standing with people in solidarity shite. Be fair, he probably lives close to New White Hart Lane. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 2 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Be interesting to do a cost analysis of the extra hot water for a w**k in the shower vs the bog roll (and potentially laundry) of outside it. Or a w*nk in a bath. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 1 minute ago, pozbaird said: Or a w*nk in a bath. Tories spawn into the water like fish; it's the only reason he's got so many weans, surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 (edited) On 31/03/2022 at 09:59, welshbairn said: Just about every pavement in Inverness has the same but they were in a right state before. It actually makes it a bit smoother for pushing a wheel chair, on two of the wheels anyway. Just realised that we got a flyer in about it in advance. At least they were realistic about how sh*te it would look. Edited April 1, 2022 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 57 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just realised that we got a flyer in about it in advance. At least they were realistic about how sh*te it would look. We got no notice at all, woke up to find a ditch at the end of drive, they had to drop a ramp down so I could get the car out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Wife had a call from the doctor on Wednesday. Her hand is acting up again (she broke her thumb in a motorbike accident about 20 years ago and it never healed properly). She had a couple of other things too. The doc said she would prescribe an anti-inflammatory gel. Pick up the prescription today (2 days for a prescription FFS) and there is no gel. Phoned the pharmacy - there was no gel on the prescription. Phoned the surgery - no mention of it in the notes. I heard half the conversation and it was mostly about this hand. Now waiting on the surgery phoning back (on a Friday afternoon) to see what they can do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 (edited) When did it become a thing to start every sentence with "So"? Edited April 1, 2022 by RiffRaff 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 When did it become a thing to start every sentence with "So"? I blame these scripted reality shows and the bimbos that appear on them for starting this irritating trend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 53 minutes ago, RiffRaff said: I blame these scripted reality shows and the bimbos that appear on them for starting this irritating trend. I watched a thing with that Smith Rowe boy at Arsenal this afternoon. Infuriating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, RiffRaff said: When did it become a thing to start every sentence with "So"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, RiffRaff said: When did it become a thing to start every sentence with "So"? Similar time as the same c***s started to "reach out" to people....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Similar time as the same c***s started to "reach out" to people.......We get info passed down from management as a "cascade" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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