Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Folk using bridges as car parks. Notably the ones over the Edinburgh bypass. Arseholes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, Albus Bulbasaur said: My dog knocked over a big bottle of beer. Spilled everywhere. Gaff is reeking.... a peroni too. Peroni is a lager mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, Left Back said: Peroni is a lager mate. Sorry bud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 19 minutes ago, Left Back said: Peroni is a lager mate. Lager is beer M9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Beer is life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Beer is life Opus? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 19 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: 34 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Beer is life Opus? Not tried that. Is that from Brewdog? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Made the mistake of going to a McDonald's on a Sunday evening last night, having to wait an absolute age for a basic order because of all those Just Eat delivery cnuts* clogging the place up. I was extremely close to just walking away despite having paid in advance. On the plus side, at least Smarties McFlurries are evidently back. *do McDonald's have a special arrangement with Just Eat, or did the half dozen delivery drivers in there all go in and order an enormous list each? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 Signature strips on new bank cards. Shinier than Rhianna’s fiveheid. ImpossIble to sign. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: . *do McDonald's have a special arrangement with Just Eat, or did the half dozen delivery drivers in there all go in and order an enormous list each? It's pretty special. You simply order through Justeat for a premium price and they turn up a few hours later with some of what you ordered. I tried it once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 12 minutes ago, coprolite said: It's pretty special. You simply order through Justeat for a premium price and they turn up a few hours later with some of what you ordered. I tried it once. What I mean is whether: a) somebody at Just East sees a list saying Mr Strachan wants X, Mrs Petrie wants Y, Coprolite wants Z, and the driver turns up to McDonald's and puts in an order for X, Y & Z, or b) McDonalds get a list via an alternative system and dump it on a waiting driver. I noticed that the preparing / collect screen had an order like 72570, 067, 068, 069, 85325, 000, 001 002, 86777. I presumed that the long numbers were the complex Just Eat ones, giving somebody wanting a double cheeseburger and a McFlurry a half an hour wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 7 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: What I mean is whether: a) somebody at Just East sees a list saying Mr Strachan wants X, Mrs Petrie wants Y, Coprolite wants Z, and the driver turns up to McDonald's and puts in an order for X, Y & Z, or b) McDonalds get a list via an alternative system and dump it on a waiting driver. I noticed that the preparing / collect screen had an order like 72570, 067, 068, 069, 85325, 000, 001 002, 86777. I presumed that the long numbers were the complex Just Eat ones, giving somebody wanting a double cheeseburger and a McFlurry a half an hour wait. B) order goes via app to mcdonalds and justeat. The drivers get notified when there's pickups available, accept the job on their app and go get them with a code. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: because of all those Just Eat delivery cnuts I've never understood it. The food can be cold when you order in the shop. You've no chance waiting half a hour for some twat from just eat to turn up at your door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 8 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: I've never understood it. The food can be cold when you order in the shop. You've no chance waiting half a hour for some twat from just eat to turn up at your door. It's for when ur gassed m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 11 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: It's for when ur gassed m8 Nah! I'll no be ordering that when I'm gassed. Kebab, pizza or curry is where its at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 28, 2022 Share Posted March 28, 2022 11 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: It's for when ur gassed m8 Nah! I'll no be ordering that when I'm gassed. Kebab, pizza or curry is where its at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Wheezing lazy b*****ds on mobility scooters getting in my way in the shops - or the same people a few years younger just being slow fat fuckers taking up the space limping along in oversized jobby catchers toward Greggs (thats when they are not sitting outside tabbing away with their fat bairns). eta - Particularly in Cameron Toll shopping centre, Edinburgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 On 27/03/2022 at 21:45, Albus Bulbasaur said: My dog knocked over a big bottle of beer. Spilled everywhere. Gaff is reeking.... a peroni too. my dog (below) spent his last few years kicking about in a carriage when his back legs went. He still loved going to pubs and on quite a few occasions before I could get the carriage off him he would batter into chairs and tables sending everything flying - quite often down me also. I reeked of beer for about a year as a result and miss not being able to call on that as an excuse these days ha 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 11 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: I've never understood it. The food can be cold when you order in the shop. You've no chance waiting half a hour for some twat from just eat to turn up at your door. I've never had a cold McDonalds yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, KingRocketman II said: my dog (below) spent his last few years kicking about in a carriage when his back legs went. He still loved going to pubs and on quite a few occasions before I could get the carriage off him he would batter into chairs and tables sending everything flying - quite often down me also. I reeked of beer for about a year as a result and miss not being able to call on that as an excuse these days ha What a superb dog that is! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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