Newbornbairn Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 3 hours ago, Empty It said: Biggest calling card of a moron. The depressing thing is she's doubling down on it and other folk are joining in. "Aye, let millions of them flood in and see what happens. How come we've got people living in squaler (sic) but these people are getting given houses and tellys?". I thought we only got this racist shite in England. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 14 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: The depressing thing is she's doubling down on it and other folk are joining in. "Aye, let millions of them flood in and see what happens. How come we've got people living in squaler (sic) but these people are getting given houses and tellys?". I thought we only got this racist shite in England. I'm submitting this statement from this thread as a candidate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 32 minutes ago, Albus Bulbasaur said: I'm submitting this statement from this thread as a candidate. It's good to have you back, Stormzy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 On 12/03/2022 at 20:20, Lou Brusch said: Merge the thread as I’m sure this will have come up before but folk that grunt when they want you to repeat yourself. Find myself replying myself with “pardon” or “sorry” to create awkward silence I know a lad who always says 'eh?' after someone has spoken to him even when he's heard what has been said. Anyone: ' alright mate, how's it going?' Moron: 'Eh?'....'aye good thanks' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 On 12/03/2022 at 18:26, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: After 2 days fighting an invasion of ants I spent £30 quid online for counter measures. I'm sure the wee c***s heard me click send as I've not seen one since. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 4 hours ago, GTG_03 said: I know a lad who always says 'eh?' after someone has spoken to him even when he's heard what has been said. Probably just comes from anywhere in the Central belt, East of Castlecary Arches. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beesher Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 All 4 are really ripping the pish with the adverts these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 1 hour ago, beesher said: All 4 are really ripping the pish with the adverts these days. Not as bad as the STV app with this c**t every 15 mins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Not as bad as the STV app with this c**t every 15 mins Absolutely loathe those ads. Think they're trying to force you into submission and make you pay for the ad free version. A true audio visual waterboarding. They won't break me though, the c***s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 I accidentally stubbed my toe, breaking the nail on my big toe horizontally. It has bled under the nail, too. Looks like an abattoir floor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 10 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Not as bad as the STV app with this c**t every 15 mins Ruth Davidson gets everywhere these days. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: I accidentally stubbed my toe, As opposed to deliberately stubbing it? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 9 hours ago, scottsdad said: I accidentally stubbed my toe, breaking the nail on my big toe horizontally. It has bled under the nail, too. Looks like an abattoir floor. I was chopping up a swede last night when something felt wrong; after a couple more goes I realised was sawing through the middle of my own fingernail. Shandon Par levels of subconscious self-harming. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 49 minutes ago, BFTD said: I was chopping up a swede last night Greta? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 42 minutes ago, BFTD said: I was chopping up a swede last night when something felt wrong; after a couple more goes I realised was sawing through the middle of my own fingernail. So you have previous for chopping up Swedes? Should Norwegians or Finns be worried? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 18 minutes ago, broon-loon said: So you have previous for chopping up Swedes? Should Norwegians or Finns be worried? I love how you automatically assume Danes would be out of the question. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, BFTD said: I love how you automatically assume Danes would be out of the question. They know how bacon is sliced.. Edited March 15, 2022 by broon-loon Doh 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 So you have previous for chopping up Swedes? I think this is Kinky's kink............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 Tv shows, usually from the US, who cast famous people to play themselves, but cast other famous people to play fictional characters. A great example is Curb Your Enthusiasm. By its very premise there will be famous people in it as Larry David will know thousands of famous actors. But I hate how for example the cast of Seinfeld play themselves (Seinfeld, Louis-Dreyfus, Alexander, Richards), Ted Danson, Rosie O'Donnell, David Schwimmer, Richard Lewis all play themselves, then you have the likes of Bryan Cranston, Vince Vaughan, Stephen Colbert playing fictional characters. It's very petty but it gets on my tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 Nipped to Greggs in Falkirk this morning (next to CEX). Ordered 2 coffees and a steak bake. As I was leaving I noticed that the steak bake was stone cold. I went back and asked if they had any hot ones. Apparently all the pies, bakes and so on in their display are cold, but if I wanted to I could wait 10 minutes for a hot one to come out of the oven (by which time the coffees would be cold). Never had this before at Greggs - is this a new policy? Cold food? It wouldn't have bothered me if, when I ordered, they had told me that hot pies would be ready soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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