Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 31 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: It's looking like I will have to. Will see if this Chilli Con Carne is up to much. No delivery's within ten miles. Domino's is just a bit further so will probably head there. The shops shut at 7pm. Takeaways at 9:30pm. Not used to this shit. Mind and be back before they take the pavement in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Up Elgin way with work. Been booked into some hotel with a £20 food voucher. My choice for food to use it on is Leek soup followed by Chilli Con Carne. That is it. It's also only served at 18:45. You're not in Rothes perchance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You're not in Rothes perchance? Don't answer the door @Mr. Alli. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 The Maggieknockater Experience? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: The Maggieknockater Experience? Close. Ballindalloch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 18 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Close. Ballindalloch. Oh, come to bed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 25 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Close. Ballindalloch. If you bump into Joyce that used to work in Walkers of Aberlour, tell her I’m sorry I never phoned her back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: If you bump into Joyce that used to work in Walkers of Aberlour, tell her I’m sorry I never phoned her back. He did, she's not. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Thatcher's Britain. Why repair when you can replace? Err...... Naw...... Feck all to do with Thatcher but lots to do with Sigmund Freud, Edward Bernays and large American corporations in the 1920's........."Needs replaced by desires"..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 20 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Oh, come to bed! They've been pushed together and tonight's throws are red. Those ones are in the cupboard though! 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: If you bump into Joyce that used to work in Walkers of Aberlour, tell her I’m sorry I never phoned her back. Aberlour is a strange place. More parking spaces than residents. Wee deli's getting a visit tomorrow! Two other boys turned up so got a choice between Chilli Con or Cottage Peh. Chose the former, it was fucking Gid, need to stop being a whiney bitch*. *not a pub, calm doon Steve. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 A fortnight ago my parent's oven door shattered, so they had to get a new oven. Yesterday my oven died*. Now I need a new one. The wife said: "these things come in threes". I don't even know where to go with this. *works fine unless you want to heat anythingHalf baked superstition imho. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: It's looking like I will have to. Will see if this Chilli Con Carne is up to much. No delivery's within ten miles. Domino's is just a bit further so will probably head there. The shops shut at 7pm. Takeaways at 9:30pm. Not used to this shit. The chilli will probably be better and healthier than most of the shite you regularly shovel into your gub to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginaro Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Out of date aerial footage on TV programmes, like in Portillo's Coastal Railway Journeys this week - a shot of South Queensferry and the Bridges, except the Queensferry Crossing is missing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Err...... Naw...... Feck all to do with Thatcher but lots to do with Sigmund Freud, Edward Bernays and large American corporations in the 1920's........."Needs replaced by desires"..... Our just a consequence of manufacturing costs falling relative to wages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Just applied for the new free Scottish bus pass for youngsters for my son. As he is 13 I had to do it. Ffs need a PhD to complete the process.Anyone else ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 13 minutes ago, superbigal said: Just applied for the new free Scottish bus pass for youngsters for my son. As he is 13 I had to do it. Ffs need a PhD to complete the process. Anyone else ? Aye, can you get one for my grandson? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 41 minutes ago, Ginaro said: Out of date aerial footage on TV programmes, like in Portillo's Coastal Railway Journeys this week - a shot of South Queensferry and the Bridges, except the Queensferry Crossing is missing... Maybe they were filming on a Sunday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 hour ago, superbigal said: Just applied for the new free Scottish bus pass for youngsters for my son. As he is 13 I had to do it. Ffs need a PhD to complete the process. Anyone else ? Tried for my three last week, gave up in a rage due to how overly complex it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Bound to have been mentioned already, but even if it has, it's worth reiterating that the name Mac 'n Cheese can get so far tae f**k. In fact, this isn't even petty. It's a social catastrophe. Personally, I think there should a public register that names and shames the establishments using this term, making it easier to give them a wide berth. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 12 hours ago, superbigal said: Just applied for the new free Scottish bus pass for youngsters for my son. As he is 13 I had to do it. Ffs need a PhD to complete the process. Anyone else ? Filling out any government form - whether local or central - is hard work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.