ICTChris Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 I just ate a steak so rare and bloody that it was only slightly above blue. The woke vegan mob won’t take it this away from me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Heavy - why should I forced to eat Halal - vibes in here today. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Greggs vegan bean, cheese and sausage slice is the tits. Can tits be vegan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 People who don't complain at the time and instead leave negative feedback once they're out the building. So often the complaint can be easily rectified at the time, instead they put up with it for days and leave a bad review when they get home.Had one tonight complaining that we don't sell hot drinks. We don't sell hot drinks because we provide them for free. Obviously asking a member of staff if hot drinks are available was far too much effort and they just assumed the worst. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 26 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Can tits be vegan? Not milky ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 13 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: People who don't complain at the time and instead leave negative feedback once they're out the building. So often the complaint can be easily rectified at the time, instead they put up with it for days and leave a bad review when they get home. Had one tonight complaining that we don't sell hot drinks. We don't sell hot drinks because we provide them for free. Obviously asking a member of staff if hot drinks are available was far too much effort and they just assumed the worst. Where might one find this free hot drink provision? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 7 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Where might one find this free hot drink provision? Salvation Army tent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Where might one find this free hot drink provision?In the kitchen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 42 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Can tits be vegan? Can vegans be tits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 9 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: People who don't complain at the time and instead leave negative feedback once they're out the building. So often the complaint can be easily rectified at the time, instead they put up with it for days and leave a bad review when they get home. Had one tonight complaining that we don't sell hot drinks. We don't sell hot drinks because we provide them for free. Obviously asking a member of staff if hot drinks are available was far too much effort and they just assumed the worst. I make huge efforts to avoid having to ask someone something, particularly in shops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 54 minutes ago, KingRocketman II said: I make huge efforts to avoid having to ask someone something, particularly in shops. You do know the hot drink was the blood of the pig they just gleefully slaughtered in the back room? Tastle stuff btw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 I make huge efforts to avoid having to ask someone something, particularly in shops. Why? Even when something is bothering you and they could fix it? To then go home and complain instead?I also find it staggering the amount of people who rather than asking information about a product range (to the person right there they have to speak to to buy it anyway), hum and haw then pick one at random. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Can vegans be tits?Tits are a human construct. Anything can be tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Tits are a human construct. Anything can be tits. ^^^ Vorderman likes this. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 (edited) Inspired by Empty It using the phrase "acting the goat" on the People You Dislike thread gladdened my heart, but also brought up a wee pttgomn. The gradual dying of Scottish idiomatic speech due to the increasing hegemony of Americanisms and superfluous swearing. I used to work with a bunch of late teens and early 20-somethings who would look at me like I was a museum exhibit, or some kind of genius for using phrases I just thought were de rigeur for the situation. I imagine it isn't just a Scottish thing, and that there are Irish, English and French da's having cranial detachments (day-tachemong for Les péres des France) over this. Edited January 25, 2022 by velo army 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 14 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: 14 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Where might one find this free hot drink provision? In the kitchen. Youth Hostel? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Tits are a human construct. Anything can be tits. You mean like any port in a storm? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Dan the God Botherer on BBC Breakfast yesterday when he said “now for the local news wherever you’re waking up this morning". As somebody who was preparing to go to bed at the time, I find this to be highly discriminatory towards people working night shift. Yet another facet of BBC bias, and I don’t like it. Tbh, a sacking over this wouldn't be entirely unreasonable. [cue Chewin'_the_Fat_nightshift.gif] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Throwing up for 48 hours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 (edited) Thinking I'd done quite well on the cross-trainer thing on high gear through the night, only to be told at the bottom that the power generated wouldn't even be enough to light an energy saving bulb for an hour. Edited January 26, 2022 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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