Stellaboz Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 We brought home a tin of Celebrations on the 2nd January. We're now almost at the point where it's only Milkybar and Mars left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 We brought home a tin of Celebrations on the 2nd January. We're now almost at the point where it's only Milkybar and Mars left.Saving the best until last. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 31 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: We brought home a tin of Celebrations on the 2nd January. We're now almost at the point where it's only Milkybar and Mars left. I think you mean Milky Way. Milkybar would be a huge improvement. Incidentally, the Americans sell Mars bars as Milky Way, and Milky Way as Mars bars, for some reason. *yawn* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 On 05/01/2022 at 00:21, jimbaxters said: People who reach for the salt shaker before tasting food deserve to be salt poisoned. So when you buy a fish supper do you insist on tasting it when the guy asks you if you want salt? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Shit yes, Milky ways. A fine confectionary but never in the same league as a Galaxy for example. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: So when you buy a fish supper do you insist on tasting it when the guy asks you if you want salt? No, because it has had no seasoning previously. I'm referring to people salting pre-seasoned dishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 It's usually not laziness. Have a search for how much time the courier companies give their drivers per drop. (try not to get sidetracked with hilarious videos of arsehole delivery drivers doing mental shit with parcels)They could be paid double and the incentive would still be there to do a half arsed job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 38 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: They could be paid double and the incentive would still be there to do a half arsed job. If only there was a P&B moderator with first-hand experience in this area Although, I'd imagine the American drivers will have harsher targets than here. They're the ones who have to pish while they're driving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 1 hour ago, GordonD said: So when you buy a fish supper do you insist on tasting it when the guy asks you if you want salt? A fish supper always needs salt or it’ll taste like cardboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 On 05/01/2022 at 14:50, Torpar said: Yes Amazon, I now live in the lift! If you don't want that to happen again, give them a safe place or neighbour to leave it with if you're not in. They get paid per parcel, not by how many times they try to deliver it when you're out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 That’s the wife received her first “shit in a box” pack from the NHS and she’s currently giving me the step by step instructions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: That’s the wife received her first “shit in a box” pack from the NHS and she’s currently giving me the step by step instructions. I don't think it's like an exam; there's no benefit to getting a mate to do it for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Just now, BFTD said: I don't think it's like an exam; there's no benefit to getting a mate to do it for you. I suggested getting the cat involved. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I suggested getting the cat involved. "It's bad news, Mrs Mullarkey - I'm afraid you have a tapeworm" Edit: wait a minute - has your username always ended in 'ay'? Edited January 6, 2022 by BFTD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: That’s the wife received her first “shit in a box” pack from the NHS and she’s currently giving me the step by step instructions. You live in Dundee, take the whole shite to them and let them take as much as they need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You live in Dundee, take the whole shite to them and let them take as much as they need. I don’t think she’ll take kindly to being called a shite. Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: That’s the wife received her first “shit in a box” pack from the NHS and she’s currently giving me the step by step instructions. Just get her to scrape it off her knickers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Just get her to scrape it off her knickers. She might not be due to change them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Just get her to scrape it off her knickers. I think this only applies in Fife.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Just now, broon-loon said: I think this only applies in Fife.. Trust me, women are clarty wherever they come from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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