Empty It Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Years ago I had this. I thought it was one of the kids sleepwalking (my daughter does this regularly). Switched on the light and there was a mouse running about on my bedroom floor. A week later I had poisoned him and all his friends and family, so a happy ending at least. Remind me to never rummage about in a plastic bag at the bottom of your bed whilst you sleep, again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 Cleaned the wife's goldfish tank yesterday. Today the eyes of one fish have fallen out. That's me in the bad books for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 20 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Cleaned the wife's goldfish tank yesterday. Today the eyes of one fish have fallen out. That's me in the bad books for a while. Today just keeps getting better, crispy hands and blind fish! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tungston weasel Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 Not just the chase, any celebrity special version of a quiz show.Just answer the questions and stop being an attention seeking cringe inducing mutant. Going on celebrity weakest link has never revived a failing media career. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GordonD Posted December 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Cleaned the wife's goldfish tank yesterday. Today the eyes of one fish have fallen out. That's me in the bad books for a while. So it's now a fsh? 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 My local indian(?) takeaway has been taken over by new folk. They have punted the prices up about £1 a dish and dropped the quality about £3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 people who want to watch TV on xmas day, sad existence. As opposed to doing what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 people who want to watch TV on xmas day, sad existence. I was talking about this before xmas. I would be curious to see what the viewing figures were for stuff on xmas day. The figures will probably go up in the evening, with the soap specials. There will be folk with kids that maybe have it on in the background, people who have the music channels on etc. There may even be folk who switch on for the queens speech only. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 There must be a Christian porn channel down in the 700s somewhere. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: There must be a Christian porn channel down in the 700s somewhere. Don't think they had TVs then tbf 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: There must be a Christian porn channel down in the 700s somewhere. ^^^ kidding on that he doesn't know that stuff starts at the 670's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: ^^^ kidding on that he doesn't know that stuff starts at the 670's That's where it is, The Three Gigolos and the Star of Bethlehem is just starting! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 That's where it is, The Three Gigolos and the Star of Bethlehem is just starting!A Christmas classic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 9 minutes ago, welshbairn said: That's where it is, The Three Gigolos and the Star of Bethlehem is just starting! Midnight Mass orgy right after. Even the god botherers need something to bash the (arch)bishop to. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 (edited) We went to Tony Macaroni’s in Irvine tonight whilst down at our caravan and when I got the bill noticed they put an (optional) service charge on it. if I want to tip for good service I will will be made to look like a duck by asking it to be taken off. So will not go there again. Edited December 28, 2021 by Andy Dufresne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 12 hours ago, welshbairn said: There must be a Christian porn channel down in the 700s somewhere. The Sermon on the Mounting Two Galatians, one Cup The Ten Come-andments The Book of Hand Job The Wife of Brian, starring Biggus Dickus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 For some reason we always had Sky News on quiet in the background on Christmas morning when I was a bit younger which inadvertently started one of my own fave petty Christmas traditions: watching the sad b*****ds dragging their weans to Sandringham to see the Royal Family drive past. Some dunt opening your new Xbox and Halo while another kid was standing in the pissing rain for hours miserable waiting for an auld woman to drive past briefly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 2 hours ago, NotThePars said: For some reason we always had Sky News on quiet in the background on Christmas morning when I was a bit younger which inadvertently started one of my own fave petty Christmas traditions: watching the sad b*****ds dragging their weans to Sandringham to see the Royal Family drive past. Some dunt opening your new Xbox and Halo while another kid was standing in the pissing rain for hours miserable waiting for an auld woman to drive past briefly. I wonder if any of our resident Royalists have ever done this? The two times I've seen Lizzie it was nice weather. When they sent back the Stone of Scone it was a bit cold though. On that occasion a bored looking chubby man in a limo was the Queen's representative- Randy Andy himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Glenn Hoddle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 (edited) 20 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: As opposed to doing what? i can't think of anything worse than getting the family round, having food then just all sitting watching tv like something out of that god awful gogglebox program. Bros ex used sit in a room herself and watch the eastenders/ casualty (or holby city) special on xmas day each year for 2/3 hours while we got pished next door. Another one of his previous ex's would say "we could maybe take it down a notch and stick a xmas film on?" ugh Edited December 28, 2021 by red23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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