Ad Lib Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 13 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: "Yore sahport is facking shit" There’s just no humour in the way they express stuff. I think that’s what I find nauseating about it. At a Scottish game you might at least get: ”What a shitey home support” ”You’re supposed to be at home” ”Shall we sing a song for you” ”Can you sing a wee bit louder over there” ”Is this a library?” All of which can be a bit lame, but at least don’t sound like you’re 6 and have just learned two swear words. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 18 minutes ago, Ad Lib said: At a Scottish game you might at least get: ”What a shitey home support” ”You’re supposed to be at home” ”Shall we sing a song for you” ”Can you sing a wee bit louder over there” ”Is this a library?” All of which can be a bit lame, . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Ad Lib said: There’s just no humour in the way they express stuff. I think that’s what I find nauseating about it. At a Scottish game you might at least get: ”What a shitey home support” ”You’re supposed to be at home” ”Shall we sing a song for you” ”Can you sing a wee bit louder over there” ”Is this a library?” All of which can be a bit lame, but at least don’t sound like you’re 6 and have just learned two swear words. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 The only time "What a shitey home support" is remotely amusing is when it's sung at a packed stadium like Ibrox. Other than that it's another tedious chant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 37 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: The only time "What a shitey home support" is remotely amusing is when it's sung at a packed stadium like Ibrox. Other than that it's another tedious chant. Only time I've sung it was when our LC semi against Hearts was moved to Easter Road. Best part is it seemed to get a really good reaction from them as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Put a coffee table on Gumtree to be given away free as we don’t need it,had folk asking me to deliver it to them free as well. Sod that I am sticking it in the skip instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 If Partick hadn't scored a 95th minute winner I'd have won £645 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: If Partick hadn't scored a 95th minute winner I'd have won £645 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Kabbaddi was ch4 on a Saturday morning wasn't it?? f**k!! I'm old [emoji38]Is it not a giant donner in a nan bread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 28 minutes ago, superbigal said: On 16/12/2021 at 20:56, Trackdaybob said: Kabbaddi was ch4 on a Saturday morning wasn't it?? f**k!! I'm old Is it not a giant donner in a nan bread. Granny eater! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 13 hours ago, Ad Lib said: There’s just no humour in the way they express stuff. I think that’s what I find nauseating about it. At a Scottish game you might at least get: ”What a shitey home support” ”You’re supposed to be at home” ”Shall we sing a song for you” ”Can you sing a wee bit louder over there” ”Is this a library?” All of which can be a bit lame, but at least don’t sound like you’re 6 and have just learned two swear words. I've heard the wee lads of the Kelty Ultras sing "Is this a library?" Fancy someone in Kelty knowing what a library is. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I've heard the wee lads of the Kelty Ultras sing "Is this a library?" Fancy someone in Kelty knowing what a library is. They had one, it shut 6 years ago. It's now incorporated in the 'new community centre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: They had one, it shut 6 years ago. It's now incorporated in the 'new community centre. I presume it has one book. And someone has coloured in most of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Just now, tamthebam said: I presume it has one book. And someone has coloured in most of it. I went into the old one just after it closed to do a survey, not knowing where the light switches were I fumbled around in semi darkness and nearly shit myself when I turned round and thought I saw a ghost. When I finally got the lights on it was a papier mache model of the eponymous Kelty Clippie, stupid c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I went into the old one just after it closed to do a survey, not knowing where the light switches were I fumbled around in semi darkness and nearly shit myself when I turned round and thought I saw a ghost. When I finally got the lights on it was a papier mache model of the eponymous Kelty Clippie, stupid c**t. Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 On 18/12/2021 at 10:03, Sergeant Wilson said: I heard "Shall we sing a song for you" for the first time in years. Still shite. Good funeral though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Good funeral though? Only if there was steak pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbykdy Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 On 16/12/2021 at 20:56, Trackdaybob said: Kabbaddi was ch4 on a Saturday morning wasn't it?? f**k!! I'm old Yeah, along with Transworld Sport. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 20 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: If Partick hadn't scored a 95th minute winner I'd have won £645 Delicious relegation fodder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Opening a sachet of cat food for his royal pussness in the morning and trying not to leave one chunk of the food stuck in the sachet. It becomes a battle of wills between me and the sachet. I try, and try, to ease the last stubborn chunk down towards the food bowl between my fingers, but no, it flatly refuses to budge. This is petty, and annoying. See also - making an omelette and one tiny wee bit of shell ends up in the omlette. You try to get the b*****d thing out of there. Hurrumph. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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