Lisa Cuddy Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I'm shocked, young lady - that never occurred to me until now! Oh, bugger. It is just me then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 b*****ds that don't understand what the have ordered or what has been quoted for then expect you to run around like a loon fuckin english twat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I had £250 in my gambling account online and tried to withdraw it but deposited another £250 in instead. I then correctly withrew it to my bank account but it takes 3 working days to get put back in My overdraft is £500 so it has been totally used up.The annoying thing is that I'm getting £500 back on monday from betfair, then £400 on Tuesday and £200 on Friday but I can't access any of that money now. Thats a sore one. At least that will stop you spending it this weekend! Are you a student? You seem to gambling with a helluva lot of dough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 so will just ask dubya nicely if he can tap me some money to see me through til monday. Haw, Dubya - we can see you sneaking out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie The Staggie Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 On Holiday for a week and wanted to go golfing, only now I buggered my knee ligament playing footy last night and I'm know is a lot of discomfort. And to make things worse, I scored and o.g. at the same time of buggering my knee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 (edited) Quote Wee Kilty Passengers - it's the start of the Easter holidays Passengers in being at the airport at public holiday shocker, eh Kilty? Edited March 30, 2007 by ShakehandsTom - DFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 And to make things worse, I scored and o.g. at the same time of buggering my knee. Snap, done that myself a few year back. And all that happened at work the next day was the boys takin' the p*ss as I'd made such a determined effort to cut out the pass to the striker I don't know what's worse - buggering of the knee and the resultant pain or the pain of the hurt pride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I think I am going to have to give up curries. They just dont agree with me (although they're darn tasty). Was out at Mother India and stuffed my face. By the time I got to Oran Mor I was faced with a new and quite horrific experience - I was in a pub and didnt feel like drinking. By the time I got home I was feeling about as comfortable as a Navy officer on Iranian TV. Predictably I chundered about 10 times and then slept peacefully for the remainder of the nigh. Never again..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I think I am going to have to give up curries. They just dont agree with me (although they're darn tasty). Was out at Mother India and stuffed my face. By the time I got to Oran Mor I was faced with a new and quite horrific experience - I was in a pub and didnt feel like drinking. By the time I got home I was feeling about as comfortable as a Navy officer on Iranian TV. Predictably I chundered about 10 times and then slept peacefully for the remainder of the nigh. Never again..... Muahahahaha I didn't chunder last night. I am now quite happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Tomorrow i have an appointment with a lawyer to file for divorce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Bloody teenagers standing outside Tesco pretending to be pissed. Shouting and screaming their heads off,I don't see what the attraction is with thesekids hanging around outside a shop at all hours of the night. (Maybe I'm just getting old ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larbert_Par Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Andy Walker. Useless,brainless,incompetent twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 People who park infront of 40 foot articulated lorries on hospital sites, or park out with marked bays or who park illegally on hospital sites. Fecking Morons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Customers who order the wrong bricks, have them delivered, then phone and expect you to uplift them and deliver them somewhere else because of their mistake. Fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty_j Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 People who park half on the road and half on the pavement - so I have to go on the road with my daughter in the pram because they've not left a big enough gap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I am choked with the cold and didn't sleep well at all last night. Paracetamol is making no difference to the pounding head and sore throat. My nose keeps running and I'm going to look like Rudolph shortly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 The canteen. Chicken lasagne???? Come back 'vegetarian stovies', all is forgiven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 My dog has PMS and is driving me mad (er)! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Having to work inside when the sun is shining outside.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Company Fuel card has just been bumped at the petrol station, so thats £45 for diesel, £55 for a hotel, an evening meal, I'm missing the Raith v Ayr match and my boss is on holiday for 2 weeks, so he can approve my expenses. This is one expensive seminar I am giving tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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