Derry Alli Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: Local bowling club had a problem with that. And their shite is particularly nasty. Spending all day squatted over after a night of teacakes and heavy will cause bowel problems tbf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 6 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: A feline version of this launchpad will do the trick. This isn't violent, it's physics. @Melanius Mullarkay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: A feline version of this launchpad will do the trick. This isn't violent, it's physics. How many poor squirrels just got bashed in the head by the plate before that one went on an adventure ride? That's what I want to know. Edited December 14, 2021 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 A feline version of this launchpad will do the trick. This isn't violent, it's physics. That's fucking horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 7 hours ago, Snafu said: Solutions - anything bought from a shop is a waste of time and money Air rifle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Trackdaybob said: Air rifle. I think I'm right in saying that air rifles are legal in England but illegal up here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: I think I'm right in saying that air rifles are legal in England but illegal up here. That's a bit of a long shot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: I think I'm right in saying that air rifles are legal in England but illegal up here. Do you have the beasht in your sights? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: I think I'm right in saying that air rifles are legal in England but illegal up here. I've no idea. I had a .177 and a .22 when I was a lad. Probably not allowed these days. Probably not allowed back then tbf. My Dad taught me how to use them safely and look after them properly. Nobody died apart from the occasional rat, rabbit and pigeon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Cats always enter and exit my garden via a slot between the fence and hedge where I have a motion activated camera set up. Using that to capture the surprised/horrified feline expression when combined with a jet of cold water feels extremely tempting... All round to Hedgecutter's bit with Bigfoot suits on.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: I think I'm right in saying that air rifles are legal in England but illegal up here. Nah. You can buy an air rifle in Scotland but you need a certificate for it. Similar process to buying a shotgun...which was pretty straightforward in my A'deenshire days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Nah. You can buy an air rifle in Scotland but you need a certificate for it. Similar process to buying a shotgun...which was pretty straightforward in my A'deenshire days. Thanks for that Kinky.....cba checking gov.uk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Alternatively put all the cat shit into a big bucket and when it’s full empty it into the doorstep of the cat owner. And repeat till they get the verminous little fuckers under control. You can actually go to court and complete a form if you know who’s cat it is and this then mandates them to prevent the cat crapping on your property. If you catch it and can prove it is their cat they get fined up to £100 every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 18 hours ago, 101 said: I also have the same issue they are digging up my lawn and then, badly, burying their shite. Not a huge issue in the winter but going to be annoying come the summer. I was thinking about getting lion manure apparently that works. 18 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Heard of the lion manure thing as well, don't know how easy it is to acquire though. Someone told me cow manure works as well. I reckon its bull shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 18 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Heard of the lion manure thing as well, don't know how easy it is to acquire though. You of all people! "We live in Dundee mate, there's no fucking lions"! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 9 hours ago, BigBo10 said: Alternatively put all the cat shit into a big bucket and when it’s full empty it into the doorstep of the cat owner. And repeat till they get the verminous little fuckers under control. You can actually go to court and complete a form if you know who’s cat it is and this then mandates them to prevent the cat crapping on your property. If you catch it and can prove it is their cat they get fined up to £100 every time. How do get an outdoor cat “under control”? Spoiler Clue: you don’t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 10 hours ago, BigBo10 said: Alternatively put all the cat shit into a big bucket and when it’s full empty it into the doorstep of the cat owner. And repeat till they get the verminous little fuckers under control. You can actually go to court and complete a form if you know who’s cat it is and this then mandates them to prevent the cat crapping on your property. If you catch it and can prove it is their cat they get fined up to £100 every time. lol What are you going to do? "Strongly advise" it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 17 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Leave some cucumbers lying around. Another option is a bag of oranges/lemons/limes. Cut them up and chuck them around the garden. Cats don't like the citrus smell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Businesses failing to provide services advertised, charging full price, and blaming the pandemic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 34 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Businesses failing to provide services advertised, charging full price, and blaming the pandemic. Scotrail thread for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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