Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: If you use the word "doggo" as a substitute for the word "dog", you are OFTW Whit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 The surname 'Tanser' (aye, the St Mirren loon). Just sounds like some p*sh unimaginative nickname that the Sportsound Brigade conjured up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 4 hours ago, johnnydun said: I have never heard this word. Please use in a sentence. After allegedly murdering his children's nanny, "Lucky" Lord Lucan told friends he was going to "Lie doggo for a while." It's been getting on for 50 years, so perhaps it's time he showed himself. Or not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManBearPig Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 People who "live and breath" football yet know nothing about it outside of the top half of the English Premier League and maybe a couple of the big European teams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 3 hours ago, ManBearPig said: People who "live and breath" football yet know nothing about it outside of the top half of the English Premier League and maybe a couple of the big European teams. You probably could have stopped after the 1st word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManBearPig Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 33 minutes ago, hk blues said: You probably could have stopped after the 1st word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Picked up my clothes from the laundry, walked outside, bag split and the contents fell onto the muddy pavement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Picked up my clothes from the laundry, walked outside, bag split and the contents fell onto the muddy pavement. I just laughed, sorry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Picked up my clothes from the laundry, walked outside, bag split and the contents fell onto the muddy pavement. Can you go back in and request the CCTV footage? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Picked up my clothes from the laundry, walked outside, bag split and the contents fell onto the muddy pavement. When I was in my late teens, my mate was moving house. He had a fairly substantial jazz mag collection and asked if I could take it to my house while the flit was going on, in case one of his parents decided to get proactive in packing up his room and found them. I showed up with a couple of plastic bags. The offending articles were decanted into them and I walked out of his front door, heading to my car. His mum was sitting in their living room watching TV, and waved to me. Just as I was about to wave back the bottom of the bag gave way. Jazz mags all over his front garden (it was a bit windy), and there was me running about chasing escaping copies of Club and the likes. Somehow she never noticed but I was certain she was either going to start banging on the windows, or come out to see why i was dashing about across her grass. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 I just laughed, sorryWell if you don't laugh you cry. Or you shout "c**t!" loudly with head tilted skyward, gather your things, go to a bar, order a pint, then laugh. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, scottsdad said: When I was in my late teens, my mate was moving house. He had a fairly substantial jazz mag collection and asked if I could take it to my house while the flit was going on, in case one of his parents decided to get proactive in packing up his room and found them. I showed up with a couple of plastic bags. The offending articles were decanted into them and I walked out of his front door, heading to my car. His mum was sitting in their living room watching TV, and waved to me. Just as I was about to wave back the bottom of the bag gave way. Jazz mags all over his front garden (it was a bit windy), and there was me running about chasing escaping copies of Club and the likes. Somehow she never noticed but I was certain she was either going to start banging on the windows, or come out to see why i was dashing about across her grass. "My mate" 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Lateness. How can an appointment at 2 o'clock, at a place thats closed for lunch between 1 and 2, be running late?A fucking liberty 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: Picked up my clothes from the laundry, walked outside, bag split and the contents fell onto the muddy pavement. 1 hour ago, coprolite said: I just laughed, sorry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Lateness. How can an appointment at 2 o'clock, at a place thats closed for lunch between 1 and 2, be running late? A fucking liberty Must be their tea break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Lateness. How can an appointment at 2 o'clock, at a place thats closed for lunch between 1 and 2, be running late? A fucking liberty Squeezing an extra pint in before returning to work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Picked up my clothes from the laundry, walked outside, bag split and the contents fell onto the muddy pavement. Following this I waited in the rain for a rideshare which didn't arrive. Got another one an hour later and now I'm stood, again in the rain, on the hard shoulder helping replace a wheel with one which says "max 50mph". Can't wait to get food poisoning tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Yodel's piss-poor delivery service running five days overdue without any reasonable explanation. Yodel's piss-poor, almost zero human beings involved customer services department then making chasing up their incompetence the most byzantine process available. The Gus McPherson of delivery companies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 11 minutes ago, virginton said: Yodel's piss-poor delivery service running five days overdue without any reasonable explanation. Yodel's piss-poor, almost zero human beings involved customer services department then making chasing up their incompetence the most byzantine process available. The Gus McPherson of delivery companies. "I think you've gone the wrong address, mate. What do Leicester Tigers want with a huge "McPherson must go" banner anyway?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 The way James Richardson pronounces "Meeeeeeeeeeeeee-lan". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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