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On 26/11/2021 at 13:57, MEADOWXI said:

They have been encouraging us for months not to use cash, contactless for everything. At the worst of lockdown shops even stopped the need for a coin to get a trolley. I used to always have cash on me, but event he pubs have gone contactless.

Now Morrisons have reintroduced the need for a pound coin to get a trolley and been caught out as don't carry cash any more. Pain in the arse.

 

13 hours ago, Mr. Alli said:

What is it about the £1 trolley you can't stomach but normal trolleys are fine. 

As in, are you fine using parking machines and vending machines etc? (If I am correct in assuming it's the whole £1 slot thing?) 

 

12 hours ago, Thorongil said:

It’s the sheer insult and inconvenience of it. I don’t use parking machines, I use the RingGo app or use my phone to pay via Apple Pay. If a vending machine doesn’t have contactless I don’t use it. 

I’m not carrying around coins. It’s almost 2022. As if I’m going to steal a shopping trolley. 

Plenty of supermarkets don’t have this arcane practice of having to use a pound coin to get a trolley. If a supermarket does do this then I simply will not use it.

 

12 hours ago, coprolite said:

This is also a factor in my choice of supermarkets. 

If they want to stop people stealing them they should adapt the exploding collar technology out of The Running Man. 

 

12 hours ago, Thorongil said:

I know, right? And honestly, who steals shopping trolleys? It’s not 1985 when there were 4 channels on the telly and kids had nothing better to do.

Sorry for the multiple quotes, but I made a fud of it.

Anyway. 

Thorongil - you're having a head's gone on this. That's fine though. Thread is about being annoyed about petty things.

The thing about this is that it's not about the supermarket per se, it's about the locale. The same supermarket chain will have stores where you don't need a pound/token and stores where you do. This will be based on the behaviour of their customers. Nowadays most trollies have an inhibitor once you get out the car park, so it's not even about lost trollies, it's about having to reclaim them from areas of the car park where they've been abandoned by morons.
Put simply, if your supermarket makes you use a token for a trolley its because most of your fellow local citizens are lazy scum who don't put the trollies back.

(None of this is hard and fast, I think all Aldis and Lidls still have tokens needed, but that's a reflection that they're not willing to spend money on a person collecting trollies that posh folk have abandoned).

During covid lockdowns a lot of the supermarkets stopped making people do this, as it was seen as unnecessary opportunity for transmission, but they've gradually slipped back to it.

I do admit to avoiding places that do it. Lidl and Aldi get a pass as I can usually fit stuff in the big baskets, but I don't have coins any more and can't be arsed with a token. I live in Bishopbriggs and my local supermarkets are Morrisons and Asda. Neither make you use tokens. The next Asda over in Robroyston makes you use tokens. So I don't go.
So if your closest supermarket annoys you by doing this, blame your local residents. They are the reason.

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10 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

It was pish, it seemed to ride on the coat tails of Patriot Games which wasn't all that great.

The Devil's Own with Brad Pitt as the cuddly IRA man and Harrison Ford as a gullible New York cop was one of the worst.

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3 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

The Devil's Own with Brad Pitt as the cuddly IRA man and Harrison Ford as a gullible New York cop was one of the worst.

That's exactly the one I was thinking of and I haven't even seen it  :lol:

The Nineties was absolutely hoaching with Hollywood films romanticising "The Troubles". The Bruce Willis remake of Day of the Jackal is another that springs to mind, with Richard Gere as a troubled, brooding Irish terrorist who's secretly a good guy (with an awful accent).

Not sure what could have happened in America after the Nineties to make this subgenre disappear. Bit of a mystery.

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Watching "the boys" right now and Karl Urban's attempt at a cockney accent is nothing short of disgraceful. Sounds Australian most of the time. He is antipodean himself, so that's not surprising.

On the NI accent, actors seem to think that just employing the tones is enough. The sing song aspect of it. Its lazy. The series of "Sons of Anarchy" that was set in NI was unintentionally hilarious due to this.

 

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Doing some work earlier. Mrs offered to pop in to see me and bring us some tea/coffee. She turned up and promptly dropped both cups into my shoes, which had been sitting by the door. Had to leave not long after and have had one foot full of tea and one full of mocha for the rest of the afternoon.

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18 hours ago, BFTD said:

Hollywood is incredible for dreadful Irish accents. And then when they clutch an Irish actor to their bosom, they force them to put on dreadful American accents. It must be very confusing.

There’s a film called soccer dog or some such which has the worst Scottish accent outside of Kelty.

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4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

There’s a film called soccer dog or some such which has the worst Scottish accent outside of Kelty.

"Alexa, find me some milf dog soccer porn"

SoccerDog.png

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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

Doing some work earlier. Mrs offered to pop in to see me and bring us some tea/coffee. She turned up and promptly dropped both cups into my shoes, which had been sitting by the door. Had to leave not long after and have had one foot full of tea and one full of mocha for the rest of the afternoon.

I thought you liked wearing mocha-sins.

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15 minutes ago, GordonD said:

A Shot at Glory (2000) - Reference View - IMDb

At least Robert Duvall's accent means Coisty isn't the worst thing in it

I was handed this DVD last week and to my eternal shame haven’t watched it yet. 
 

31 minutes ago, BFTD said:

"Alexa, find me some milf dog soccer porn"

No further comment M’Lud

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2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

No further comment M’Lud

Is that genuinely the plot? I can't think of many other kids films that hinge on the activities of retired porn stars.

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28 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Is that genuinely the plot? I can't think of many other kids films that hinge on the activities of retired porn stars.

I’ll be honest, I’ve only seen the first one but will now have to follow up on the Pornopean Cup sequel.

 

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