Coup Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Office Toilets. I went to carry out my private business but one of the two cubicles on my floor was occupied. I have an aversion to dumping whilst the adjoining stall is occupied. I went downstairs but no sooner had I sat down when someone else came in and sat down in the adjacent stall. That was bad enough but to top it all they commenced their performance by letting rip with an earth shattering fart, followed by a contented aaaahhhhh. Sorry but that is unacceptable. I LOL'D! Its so funny because its true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Office Toilets. I went to carry out my private business but one of the two cubicles on my floor was occupied. I have an aversion to dumping whilst the adjoining stall is occupied. I went downstairs but no sooner had I sat down when someone else came in and sat down in the adjacent stall. That was bad enough but to top it all they commenced their performance by letting rip with an earth shattering fart, followed by a contented aaaahhhhh. Sorry but that is unacceptable. I was in the toilet at the Falkirk stadium last week and someone did that in the cubicle next to me!!! Not lady-like at all!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 As part of a health & safety audit, I've spent an hour cleaning up one of our specialist rooms. I am now black with fingerprint ink! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Having to go to work tonight for a 1 hour meeting on my night off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 A guy at my work got a redundancy letter today and he's been here longer than me It doesn't look good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Why can't techie folk spell? "hiper fix to be installed" Sorry to hear that Bowie, I know how you feel. My company are looking to cut jobs, doesn't look good for me getting my contract extended 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 A guy at my work got a redundancy letter today and he's been here longer than me It doesn't look good Was the guy not told before the letter appeared that he would be made redundant? Not a pleasant experience, its happened to me before, minus the letter. Just got told one night that they were having to make me redundant (kind of new it was coming). Then asked if I would work another week - no chance. Keep your chin up Bowie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Christ Bowie, that's dreadful news. How long before you know for certain? Must be dreadful just waiting with that being held over your head. Best of luck mate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 A guy at my work got a redundancy letter today and he's been here longer than me It doesn't look good It could be worse mate, you could have hair. Seriously Comrade Bowie, I hope everything works out and you don't need to call on my professional services. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest God is a bairn Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 tried waxing myself - holy shit not a good idea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Reading that bloody kebab thread has made me marvin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 tried waxing myself - holy shit not a good idea I'm sorry. i refuse to be cruel enough to comment on this, but I feel the blatant poovery on display must be highlighted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Was the guy not told before the letter appeared that he would be made redundant? Not a pleasant experience, its happened to me before, minus the letter. Just got told one night that they were having to make me redundant (kind of new it was coming). Then asked if I would work another week - no chance. Keep your chin up Bowie. Yeah i think he got told but no-one else did so it was a shock The problem is that they can't let anymore go, after this it's close the doors time not an easy prospect with the house, the weans, the mother-in-law and a new baby on the way The Pheonix and Kilt cheers lads On the plus side though i had an interview last week that i'm waiting to here back from so fingers crossed. My immediate boss has told me not to go although he knows he can't stop me and he can't guarantee work after July (when the baby's due) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 tried waxing myself - holy shit not a good idea which area??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 which area??? For god's sake, don't encourage him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 For god's sake, don't encourage him! Lets just say you wouldn't use your straighteners there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 tried waxing myself - holy shit not a good idea What a big Jessie - I do it regularly and it's a piece of piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 What a big Jessie - I do it regularly and it's a piece of piss. Can't help but think that line is playing into the hands of the less savoury P&B Posters. Time will tell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Ach, I don't care If they get their kicks from thinking about me waxing myself, then it says a lot more about them than about me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Our air conditioning is STILL knackered. Even with three fans on, we're roasting and I've got a sore patch on the side of my nose from pushing my glasses back up so often! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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