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4 hours ago, welshbairn said:

Some c**t has been taking out a Coastguard helicopter out for a joyride just above my house for about an hour, I can see the fucker out the window and it's getting annoying.

 

I think they've been looking for a missing teenage girl so your annoyance is very much in context for this thread. 

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22 hours ago, throbber said:

Not long after I posted that my daughter jumped on me on the couch and kicked me in the balls and head butted me in the nose at the exact same instant.

Harsh, but fair.

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On 21/11/2021 at 10:05, throbber said:

Not long after I posted that my daughter jumped on me on the couch and kicked me in the balls and head butted me in the nose at the exact same instant.

So she managed to escape from the cellar?

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Supposed to have a day of training on my new microscope tomorrow, and the guy giving the training had come down with Covid...again. He cancelled in August having tested positive, had it in September and tomorrow was to be the second part. 

Is this even possible? Or has he been telling porkie pies?

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6 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

Supposed to have a day of training on my new microscope tomorrow, and the guy giving the training had come down with Covid...again. He cancelled in August having tested positive, had it in September and tomorrow was to be the second part. 

Is this even possible? Or has he been telling porkie pies?

Not to worry..

 

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40 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

Supposed to have a day of training on my new microscope tomorrow, and the guy giving the training had come down with Covid...again. He cancelled in August having tested positive, had it in September and tomorrow was to be the second part. 

Is this even possible? Or has he been telling porkie pies?

rock n roll GIF

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55 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

Supposed to have a day of training on my new microscope tomorrow, and the guy giving the training had come down with Covid...again. He cancelled in August having tested positive, had it in September and tomorrow was to be the second part. 

Is this even possible? Or has he been telling porkie pies?

Another one taking the pish out you!

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1 hour ago, scottsdad said:

Supposed to have a day of training on my new microscope tomorrow, and the guy giving the training had come down with Covid...again. 

My home 'scope has been overdue a service for over two years now as the wifey that comes around to mine for servicing (fnarr fnarr) only seems to be up when I'm away.  How inconsiderate of her.

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1 hour ago, broon-loon said:

Choosing to slightly change the routine, resulting in losing a monthly contact lens down down the sink hole. 

 

 

 

When I wore contacts I lost one or two like that until I stumbled on the solution.

Put the plug in.

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17 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said:

The current ee advert that offers you "more bang for your buck". Makes about as much sense as Boris Johnson's speech yesterday.

Sounds like something a pimp would say.  Allegedly.

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