welshbairn Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Some c**t has been taking out a Coastguard helicopter out for a joyride just above my house for about an hour, I can see the fucker out the window and it's getting annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: Some c**t has been taking out a Coastguard helicopter out for a joyride just above my house for about an hour, I can see the fucker out the window and it's getting annoying. I think they've been looking for a missing teenage girl so your annoyance is very much in context for this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 20 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 22 hours ago, throbber said: Not long after I posted that my daughter jumped on me on the couch and kicked me in the balls and head butted me in the nose at the exact same instant. Harsh, but fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 On 21/11/2021 at 10:05, throbber said: Not long after I posted that my daughter jumped on me on the couch and kicked me in the balls and head butted me in the nose at the exact same instant. So she managed to escape from the cellar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Supposed to have a day of training on my new microscope tomorrow, and the guy giving the training had come down with Covid...again. He cancelled in August having tested positive, had it in September and tomorrow was to be the second part. Is this even possible? Or has he been telling porkie pies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Supposed to have a day of training on my new microscope tomorrow, and the guy giving the training had come down with Covid...again. He cancelled in August having tested positive, had it in September and tomorrow was to be the second part. Is this even possible? Or has he been telling porkie pies? Not to worry.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 40 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Supposed to have a day of training on my new microscope tomorrow, and the guy giving the training had come down with Covid...again. He cancelled in August having tested positive, had it in September and tomorrow was to be the second part. Is this even possible? Or has he been telling porkie pies? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Supposed to have a day of training on my new microscope tomorrowYou look through the bit in the top. HTH. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 55 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Supposed to have a day of training on my new microscope tomorrow, and the guy giving the training had come down with Covid...again. He cancelled in August having tested positive, had it in September and tomorrow was to be the second part. Is this even possible? Or has he been telling porkie pies? Another one taking the pish out you! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Supposed to have a day of training on my new microscope tomorrow, and the guy giving the training had come down with Covid...again. My home 'scope has been overdue a service for over two years now as the wifey that comes around to mine for servicing (fnarr fnarr) only seems to be up when I'm away. How inconsiderate of her. Edited November 22, 2021 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 ^^^ @scottsdadafter using his new microscope. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Looks like it's dissertation survey time. Those folk should be treated like the bots that randomly bump threads. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Choosing to slightly change the routine, resulting in losing a monthly contact lens down down the sink hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 1 hour ago, broon-loon said: Choosing to slightly change the routine, resulting in losing a monthly contact lens down down the sink hole. When I wore contacts I lost one or two like that until I stumbled on the solution. Put the plug in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: When I wore contacts I lost one or two like that until I stumbled on the solution. Put the plug in. Wouldn't that be like wearing an eyepatch? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Looks like it's dissertation survey time. Those folk should be treated like the bots that randomly bump threads. It's not bots, it's Tynierose, he changes his name every week now. @Tynie Wickfield 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 The current ee advert that offers you "more bang for your buck". Makes about as much sense as Boris Johnson's speech yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: The current ee advert that offers you "more bang for your buck". Makes about as much sense as Boris Johnson's speech yesterday. Sounds like something a pimp would say. Allegedly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 “Have a good one” Previously a festive greeting but now used by every floppy-haired studenty boy serving behind a till. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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