Shandon Par Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Was it before or after the spaceship landed and deposited the Martian super models? Don’t make me post the pic! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mathematics Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Walked past a sign earlier (for a golf store) that said “wear two mask’s as you might get a hole in one”. I’m not sure which is worse, misuse of apostrophe or the pun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 18 hours ago, mathematics said: Walked past a sign earlier (for a golf store) that said “wear two mask’s as you might get a hole in one”. I’m not sure which is worse, misuse of apostrophe or the pun. Isn't a hole in one when a gentleman achieves penetration without the aid or use of his hands? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Isn't a hole in one when a gentleman achieves penetration without the aid or use of his hands? Stick to the biology. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Having to look after both my children when the Mrs is away overnight and I’m not feeling very well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Kilmarnock FC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Kilmarnock FC.If that’s to do with the game today, I concur. What a waste of an afternoon that was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 On 19/11/2021 at 14:37, Sergeant Wilson said: On 19/11/2021 at 14:38, welshbairn said: Pretty much a splice of that pair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 3 hours ago, throbber said: Having to look after both my children when the Mrs is away overnight and I’m not feeling very well. Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 27 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have children. Aye, like Gary............................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 13 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have children. Not long after I posted that my daughter jumped on me on the couch and kicked me in the balls and head butted me in the nose at the exact same instant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 My bowels. Usually shite like clockwork each day at roughly the same time (at work on company time of course), but when travelling for some reason they just cease all activity and leave me feeling backed up. On holiday and haven’t had a shit since Thursday. Brutal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 (edited) On 19/11/2021 at 15:17, mathematics said: Walked past a sign earlier (for a golf store) that said “wear two mask’s as you might get a hole in one”. I’m not sure which is worse, misuse of apostrophe or the pun. The place where I am just now is absolutely riddled with dodgy signage. Try not to have a heart attack: (the inconsistent use of upper and lower case in the last three consistently irritates me far more than it should) Edited November 21, 2021 by Hedgecutter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 My favourite was the "No Spitting Allowed" sign on Fife buses back in the day. Spitting was not compulsory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 My favourite was the "No Spitting Allowed" sign on Fife buses back in the day. Spitting was not compulsory. Apparently it was on there not because spitting in a confined space is clatty but to stop the spread of TB. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Subscribing to US TV programmes on Twitter and then finding they are a season ahead of the UK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 19 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Subscribing to US TV programmes on Twitter and then finding they are a season ahead of the UK. People like you deserve all you get. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: People like you deserve all you get. If they are decent programmes I agree, however, dropping plotlines as if they were live in every country is not good. Edited November 22, 2021 by Zen Archer (Raconteur) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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