welshbairn Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: What are you doing with the toothbrush? I fell on it off a ladder when I was changing a lightbulb. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I fell on it off a ladder when I was changing a lightbulb. How many P&B members does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 (edited) One up the ladder and 10 telling him to turn it one way, 10 the other and 10 opening all the windows and turning up the radiators. And ten phoning electricians because it's far too dangerous. Edited November 18, 2021 by welshbairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 10 minutes ago, welshbairn said: One up the ladder and 10 telling him to turn it one way, 10 the other and 10 opening all the windows and turning up the radiators. And ten phoning electricians because it's far too dangerous. Plus an ambulance crew attending to Shandon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 The lightbulb is not working because either WTM killed it or Div has cut off the electricity because it's Saturday night and St Mirren have lost. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 3 hours ago, paranoid android said: How many P&B members does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it a Catholic lightbulb or a Protestant one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 7 hours ago, Oystercatcher said: New work boots, laces last a fortnight due to the eyelets of the boots being made of f*ckin razor blades. Site stuff is cheap shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Google probably knows more about my likes and dislike than anyone on earth. So why does its mapping service continually highlight bed and breakfasts instead of pubs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: Google probably knows more about my likes and dislike than anyone on earth. So why does its mapping service continually highlight bed and breakfasts instead of pubs? Public Health nudging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: Google probably knows more about my likes and dislike than anyone on earth. So why does its mapping service continually highlight bed and breakfasts instead of pubs? It assumes you know where all the pubs are, but need help finding somewhere to sleep it off? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: Google probably knows more about my likes and dislike than anyone on earth. So why does its mapping service continually highlight bed and breakfasts instead of pubs? You’re logged in under your wife’s account? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 7 hours ago, welshbairn said: Bought a sonic toothbrush that I can barely use because it tickles so much and the toothpaste flies all over the place. Aye. Put it in your mouth rather than just staring at the fucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Aye. Put it in your mouth rather than just staring at the fucker. The number of times I've thought that... 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 41 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Aye. Put it in your mouth rather than just staring at the fucker. Oh dear, going by this post and your avatar your profile has been taken over by an an angry Aquafresh bot. God help us all 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 13 hours ago, scottsdad said: How did your fling with Lynn go, @Shandon Par? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 9 hours ago, BFTD said: How did your fling with Lynn go, @Shandon Par? Came across an old picture the other day from the Edinburgh Evening News. Young me in nothing but grubby Levi’s and a hard hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Came across an old picture the other day Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Came across an old picture the other day from the Edinburgh Evening News. Young me in nothing but grubby Levi’s and a hard hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I’d probably look okay if the fucker next to me hadn’t been a former Mr Scotland contender. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 50 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I’d probably look okay if the fucker next to me hadn’t been a former Mr Scotland contender. Was it before or after the spaceship landed and deposited the Martian super models? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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