Florentine_Pogen Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 The correct way to deal with this is to go and firebomb the place, wait for the emergency services to arrive then post photies on Trip Adviser/Yelp/Google Reviews, accompanied by appropriate 'Are Brave Boyz' type comments. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 The fact that, after more than twenty years on the market, there are still some people who need to have it explained to them that DVDs are region locked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 You of all people must remember the olden days when the Top of the Pops compilation albums made a fortune from cover bands, especially at Christmas. Hardly anyone noticed, f**k knows how they got the rights.My parents used to buy those! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 17 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Judgemental women at hipster coffee vans. I'd had a coffee the day before from them and been given 2 tiny wee sachets of sugar. So this time I asked for 4. "Four! FOUR? Do you hear that, he wants FOUR sugar. It'll rot your teeth. FOUR SUGAR!" What I should have said was "Aye, 4 sugars because it's brown sugar that's crap and the bags are fucking tiny. And at £3 for a paper cup of hot flavoured water, I'll have as much sugar as I want" But I didn't. I just smiled wanly and said "Aye, right ye are hen" How's brown sugar crap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 10 hours ago, Raidernation said: My parents used to buy those! Same. My dad wasn’t a music fan but I’m sure there was a link with the bikini clad fruity ladies that often adorned the covers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 2 hours ago, jimbaxters said: How's brown sugar crap? I don't like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 On 05/11/2021 at 20:07, DiegoDiego said: "McSauce". I don’t get it at all. It is because McTominay has the same 3 letters in succession as tomato and they think they look or sound the same when written or spoken? I might be well off with that but can’t think of anything else. Perhaps there’s a sauce gag or reference I’ve missed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 On 05/11/2021 at 21:35, welshbairn said: You of all people must remember the olden days when the Top of the Pops compilation albums made a fortune from cover bands, especially at Christmas. Hardly anyone noticed, f**k knows how they got the rights. "Not original artists". I got a leathering from my dad one Christmas Day when my Auntie gave me a TotP compilation album. I ripped off the Xmas paper, took one look at it and went "Shite". My dad's hand hit the side of my face about 2 milliseconds later. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 7 hours ago, jimbaxters said: How's brown sugar crap? Tumbling Dice is far better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Oh the banter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Judgemental women at hipster coffee vans. I'd had a coffee the day before from them and been given 2 tiny wee sachets of sugar. So this time I asked for 4. "Four! FOUR? Do you hear that, he wants FOUR sugar. It'll rot your teeth. FOUR SUGAR!" What I should have said was "Aye, 4 sugars because it's brown sugar that's crap and the bags are fucking tiny. And at £3 for a paper cup of hot flavoured water, I'll have as much sugar as I want" But I didn't. I just smiled wanly and said "Aye, right ye are hen"Down to me being a sad case/pissed off with those sachets I actually poured one onto a teaspoon. One sachets is half a teaspoon worth. So, like you I grab or ask for at least 4 sachets now and when I get the smart arse comment you received I bore them with that story as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Getting an email to tell me a delivery will be made tomorrow then finding out it will be by DPD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Oh the banter! Typical glesga humour, the people make Glasgow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 31 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Getting an email to tell me a delivery will be made tomorrow then finding out it will be by DPD. Good old DPD, the company that during exam time, went to deliver my broken laptop back to Staples for me to collect. They couldn't because nobody answered the back door. The store was open at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Microsoft Authenticator. "Please type in the code displayed on your authenticator app from your device" - written in the authenticator app on my device, not showing the code. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Empty It said: 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Oh the banter! Typical glesga humour, the people make Glasgow. It couldn't have happened anywhere else. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 It couldn't have happened anywhere else. Wit are they like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Good old DPD, the company that during exam time, went to deliver my broken laptop back to Staples for me to collect. They couldn't because nobody answered the back door. The store was open at the time. In fairness a lot of companies will not let deliveries go in the front door,i deliver in G2 and a lot of places are really a pain on where and when the accept deliveries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Empty It said: 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: It couldn't have happened anywhere else. Wit are they like. This? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This? My Great Uncle Owen got shell shock after nonsense like this. And my Great Uncle Jimmy got fined before nonsense like this and made to pay back his uniform after going AWOL in 1917. BOOM!!! f**k Off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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