tamthebam Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: 8 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Putting your socks on and then stepping on a wet part of the floor, such as the bathroom post shower. Means I have to change my socks again, Why is your bathroom floor wet after a shower? He didn't have a shower, he just had a bad aim... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginaro Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Digital photos with a datestamp in the corner. Usually easy enough to photoshop out but what kind of cretin deliberately enables the option in this day and age? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Having to type IGREE in the nsfw forum which probably has taken about 10 total minutes of my life that I could have better spent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 (edited) 11 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: Having to type IGREE in the nsfw forum which probably has taken about 10 total minutes of my life that I could have better spent You're not in charge of Facebook's Border Gateway Protocol, are you? Edited October 5, 2021 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: You're not in charge of Protocol, are you? Orange walk thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 6 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Having to type IGREE in the nsfw forum which probably has taken about 10 total minutes of my life that I could have better spent I'm not surprised it takes you so long if you're typing that 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 15 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: 22 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Putting your socks on and then stepping on a wet part of the floor, such as the bathroom post shower. Means I have to change my socks again, Why is your bathroom floor wet after a shower? And why are you putting your socks on in the bathroom? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 Pitchfork.com rectrospectively downgrading Turn On The Bright Lights by Interpol from 9.5 to 7. I'm in my mid 30s and shouldn't actually care but it properly riled me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 16 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: On 05/10/2021 at 13:43, jimbaxters said: Putting your socks on and then stepping on a wet part of the floor, such as the bathroom post shower. Means I have to change my socks again, Why is your bathroom floor wet after a shower? The bathroom has a tiled floor (as all should) and post shower there is either some condensation or a few drops of water which have gathered during the drying process. 15 hours ago, tamthebam said: He didn't have a shower, he just had a bad aim... Was about to start the P&B staple argument about sitting down to pee. Just stopped myself. 1 hour ago, GordonD said: And why are you putting your socks on in the bathroom? That would be silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 19 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Having to type IGREE in the nsfw forum which probably has taken about 10 total minutes of my life that I could have better spent The thing that annoys me is that my password manager fills it in for me automatically, but it never fucking works for some reason, so I have to delete whatever it's autoinserted before IAGREEing. Only website I've found that it doesn't work with, and it even works just fine with the normal P&B login 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 27 minutes ago, BFTD said: The thing that annoys me is that my password manager fills it in for me automatically, but it never fucking works for some reason, so I have to delete whatever it's autoinserted before IAGREEing. Only website I've found that it doesn't work with, and it even works just fine with the normal P&B login Is it not maybe autofilling your P&B password, rather than IAGREE? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Is it not maybe autofilling your P&B password, rather than IAGREE? That's what I thought, but it's autofilling something that's six characters long, and my password is MASSIVEJUBBLIES. Edit: weird thing it that, if I look up P&B in the password manager, it only shows the entry for username and password, so I don't know where it's getting the NSFW password from. Edited October 6, 2021 by BFTD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 eBay and their trigger-happy bots. Recently had listings for trainers removed because they mentioned "velcro" in the title (no reason given; had to work it out myself), for packs of adult nappies because the word "adult" means that it's automatically "sexually explicit materials", and for canteens of cutlery because the listing mentioned the word "knives". I wouldn't mind so much but they don't provide a list of forbidden terms, you'll find millions of other listings with those words in their title, and they suspend your account after you trigger their bots enough times. My latest strike is for describing a film as an "erotic thriller", despite there being hundreds of other copies already listed, many of which describe it likewise, and it doesn't even breach their guidelines. I miss the days when you could list your neighbour's kidneys for sale and they wouldn't even bat an eyelid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, BFTD said: I miss the days when you could list your neighbour's kidneys for sale and they wouldn't even bat an eyelid. Bet they would when you turned up with a knife out of your canteen to harvest the kidneys. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 33 minutes ago, BFTD said: eBay and their trigger-happy bots. Recently had listings for trainers removed because they mentioned "velcro" in the title (no reason given; had to work it out myself), for packs of adult nappies because the word "adult" means that it's automatically "sexually explicit materials", and for canteens of cutlery because the listing mentioned the word "knives". I wouldn't mind so much but they don't provide a list of forbidden terms, you'll find millions of other listings with those words in their title, and they suspend your account after you trigger their bots enough times. My latest strike is for describing a film as an "erotic thriller", despite there being hundreds of other copies already listed, many of which describe it likewise, and it doesn't even breach their guidelines. I miss the days when you could list your neighbour's kidneys for sale and they wouldn't even bat an eyelid. Do you think it’s because you're on a watch list? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 35 minutes ago, Left Back said: Bet they would when you turned up with a knife out of your canteen to harvest the kidneys. Whilst wearing an adult nappy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 46 minutes ago, BFTD said: eBay and their trigger-happy bots. Recently had listings for trainers removed because they mentioned "velcro" in the title (no reason given; had to work it out myself), for packs of adult nappies because the word "adult" means that it's automatically "sexually explicit materials", and for canteens of cutlery because the listing mentioned the word "knives". I wouldn't mind so much but they don't provide a list of forbidden terms, you'll find millions of other listings with those words in their title, and they suspend your account after you trigger their bots enough times. My latest strike is for describing a film as an "erotic thriller", despite there being hundreds of other copies already listed, many of which describe it likewise, and it doesn't even breach their guidelines. I miss the days when you could list your neighbour's kidneys for sale and they wouldn't even bat an eyelid. Cards on the table Dave, what are you actually up to? We're all pals here 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 41 minutes ago, coprolite said: Do you think it’s because you're on a watch list? I hope so. That's how you get repeat custom. 28 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Cards on the table Dave, what are you actually up to? We're all pals here Phew. I was worried I'd made my activities a bit too obvious with those examples. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 I think you need to streamline your storefront and focus on one thing. Knives and trainers are a bit jumble sale-y, not quite the pairing of porn and adult nappies. Pick a field and specialise. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 I hope BFTD doesn't sell any Alloa stuff. The eBay bot might object to the phrases "Alloa Athletic" and "Football Club" being associated with each other 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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