Miguel Sanchez Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I barely drive my car 50 miles per month now due to my new job. I've just forked out £205 for a full service and MOT. You should go to @RandomGuy., I'm sure he'd do you a deal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 I barely drive my car 50 miles per month now due to my new job. I've just forked out £205 for a full service and MOT. Hope you've went and filled up with fuel with enough extra to fill your car 4 times just incase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Just now, Empty It said: 21 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I barely drive my car 50 miles per month now due to my new job. I've just forked out £205 for a full service and MOT. Hope you've went and filled up with fuel with enough extra to fill your car 4 times just incase. We have a fuel pump at the work. It's not what my car runs on but I only need it 50 miles a month - chance worth taking IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 (edited) 29 minutes ago, BFTD said: Thrashings start at five, and require a gap of at least three goals. That's the law. You wouldn't say Cowdenbeath "thrashed" St Johnstone 5-4. Mainly because it would never happen, but also because of the scoreline being too close. Does the margin have to increase as the scoreline goes up? Would 10-7 count as a thrashing, or is that just what would be administered to the goalkeepers at full time? You don't have to tell me. Tell the BBC. A strongly worded email should do it. Edited September 25, 2021 by Trackdaybob Fuckin phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 14 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: You don't have to tell me. Tell the BBC. A strongly worded email should do it. In fine P&B tradition, I shall share the strongly-worded missive, and the (no doubt) dismissive reply. They used to start thrashings at six, didn't they? That's when the vidiprinter would spell it out. Alloa Athletic 7 (SEVEN) Stirling Albion 0 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 1 hour ago, BFTD said: In fine P&B tradition, I shall share the strongly-worded missive, and the (no doubt) dismissive reply. They used to start thrashings at six, didn't they? That's when the vidiprinter would spell it out. Alloa Athletic 7 (SEVEN) Stirling Albion 0 Could we get an example of one that actually happened, e.g. Celtic 9 (NINE) Aberdeen 0. Fortunately it was "only three points". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Could we get an example of one that actually happened, e.g. Celtic 9 (NINE) Aberdeen 0. Fortunately it was "only three points". Surprised they don't do things like Alloa Athletic 1 (ONE) Stirling Albion 0, as that's equally surprising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Surprised they don't do things like Alloa Athletic 1 (ONE) Stirling Albion 0, as that's equally surprising. Dundee 1 (no, really!) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 The new "Never mind the Buzzcocks." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 3 hours ago, BFTD said: They used to start thrashings at six, didn't they? That's when the vidiprinter would spell it out. Alloa Athletic 7 (SEVEN) Stirling Albion 0 I seem to remember them starting at 7 (seven). Even your example is seven. Could be mistaken, it might have been 6 back in the day. But it shouldn't ever be 4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 4 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: It's not what my car runs on You filling it with Gin or Vodka? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 The new "Never mind the Buzzcocks." It was pish eh. Wee tea party, all pals. f**k that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, 101 said: You filling it with Gin or Vodka? St Johnstone fans blue tinted tears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: St Johnstone fans blue tinted tears. Is that Leigh having another gender reveal party? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Shandon Par said: It has never crossed my mind to use a vice. Always just fannied about and got given lines in metalwork, woodwork etc. "Today we're doing Safety at Work and accident prevention. Has anyone seen that idiot boy Par... Well, we'll just carry on without him. I doubt he'll ever be in a job where he'll need this knowledge..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 I've heard that due to Brexit and a lack of lorry drivers there will be a shortage of charity bags. Luckily I have a supply I can share for a small sum... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 20 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Could we get an example of one that actually happened, e.g. Celtic 9 (NINE) Aberdeen 0. Fortunately it was "only three points". Frankly shocked at the ignorance about one of Scottish football's most iconic victories! Celtic bodying Aberdeen used to be a pretty regular occurrence, as the Rangers (not The Rangers) fans used to constantly complain about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 31 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I've heard that due to Brexit and a lack of lorry drivers there will be a shortage of charity bags. Luckily I have a supply I can share for a small sum... Only if you donate the proceeds to charity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Shite remixes by shite artists of brilliant songs by brilliant artists. Clean Bandit with your attempt at “How Will I Know” by Whitney Houston, I’m looking at you… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 (edited) People who know what week of the year it is in meeting at work "i'm looking to have this project complete by week 39" i seem to be the one who ever thinks "when in fucks name is that?" Edited September 26, 2021 by red23 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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