Derry Alli Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Tins of tuna. One tin isn't enough to fill two rolls for lunch and two tins is too much leaving you with 2 x Tuna mayo rolls for lunch and 1 x slice of toast and tuna for breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 9 hours ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: Ordered from a local restaurant via Deliveroo tonight. Was hungry as f**k after football and buzzing for it. Instead of my dinner, what arrived was a chocolate cake and what appeared to be some churros. The driver was long gone sadly. Phoned the restaurant and the kitchen was closed, leaving me with a credit to my Deliveroo account and no dinner. Seething, had to make something instead. Some poor guy awaiting his dessert obviously ended up with my food. Happened to me when my pizza delivered by Uber Eats turned out to be this. (I don't normally take photos of my food but had to send them a picture to claim my refund.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 23 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Understaffed shops that dont know how to handle the order of customers. Went in to pick up the bairn's ipad which was needing repaired. The IT gimp was up to his nuts in a Samsung Galaxy but eventually looked up to see me standing there. Started the process of me paying for the repair, phone rings, he picks it up and launches into telling some c**t about the "type of battery they would need for their XPD564 gaming laptop and that their ZX26CUNT motherboard would probably need a new FU9384 chipset. How much? Well we could do it cheaper if you got a HDMI2766 raspberry cheesecake jailbreak pishflap...." Haw, bawbag, you're serving me first you p***k. Utter nonsense. A bit like corner shops where the guy has a mobile phone glued to his ear and just sticks his hand out when you get to the counter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 5 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: A bit like corner shops where the guy has a mobile phone glued to his ear and just sticks his hand out when you get to the counter. That I dont mind because he's actually serving you at the same time whilst no doubt trying to source cheap fags from Lahore. Its the having to wait whilst he answered the phone and then proceed to start a conversation with another customer. Imagine someone coming in behind you in the queue and the IT gimp stopping mid sentence to then start a conversation with the speccy bam about his RS232 port being blocked up with ear wax. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 23 hours ago, The Moonster said: Sounds great until you learn that Michael is actually staying in Middlesbrough or some other distinctly bleak English town. The inside of a Holiday Inn is far from awesome. Not far off at all! Grimsby, Holiday Inn Express. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 The camera on my laptop. In a Teams meeting my face takes up 80% of the screen, unless the laptop is on a table across the room. Like a Wayne's World extreme close up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 7 minutes ago, scottsdad said: The camera on my laptop. In a Teams meeting my face takes up 80% of the screen, unless the laptop is on a table across the room. Like a Wayne's World extreme close up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Happened to me when my pizza delivered by Uber Eats turned out to be this. (I don't normally take photos of my food but had to send them a picture to claim my refund.) I trust you ate them after taking the photos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Where did you get this picture of David Hopkin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 7 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Tins of tuna. One tin isn't enough to fill two rolls for lunch and two tins is too much leaving you with 2 x Tuna mayo rolls for lunch and 1 x slice of toast and tuna for breakfast. 2 Tins 3 Rolls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Where did you get this picture of David Hopkin? The dole office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 4 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I trust you ate them after taking the photos. Damn right, before they got cold! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Hesgoal showing adverts about "sexy Russian ladies in my area" looking for older men. The kids ripped the shit out of me when trying to load the PSG game tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 These bloody things, but more specifically folk that obviously think: "ooooh, there's a pebble tower, I want to make one too, adding to the fifteen million others on the same beach". Also, big juicy brambles low down on a bush that you or others don't dare pick because some dog might have pished on it. A true waste of nature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 37 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Also, big juicy brambles low down on a bush that you or others don't dare pick because some dog might have pished on it. A true waste of nature. If one dog's pished on it, lots of other dogs will also have pished on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: These bloody things, but more specifically folk that obviously think: "ooooh, there's a pebble tower, I want to make one too, adding to the fifteen million others on the same beach". Wait until one falls on a child and the parent sues the council 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, GordonD said: Wait until one falls on a child and the parent sues the council "Act of God" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Foundry Loan STILL being shut, 6 weeks past due and then deciding to shut Tryst Road too. Fucking seething wheres my Boghead Ranter at 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Foundry Loan STILL being shut, 6 weeks past due and then deciding to shut Tryst Road too. Fucking seething wheres my Boghead Ranter at I really think we need some sort of action against road workers. They must be the most shiftless c***s taking home a wage. I'm sure road workers have been asked to identify themselves on here and defend their profession but none have ever been forthcoming, presumably because they know they're shiftless b*****ds and have no argument. There's a bridge in Old Kilpatrick that they built last year, then after a few weeks realised it was fucked, left it open for months and about 4 weeks ago they've shut it again with (as far as I can tell) no completion date mentioned. I drive by it twice every day at peak times and I'm yet to see a worker there. It's not a major problem for me but it does mean I only have 1 road I can drive home and if there's an accident there (as there usually is) then everyone is fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 (edited) 10 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I really think we need some sort of action against road workers. They must be the most shiftless c***s taking home a wage. Target performance related pay bonuses for meeting targets would very quickly sort them out. Edited September 16, 2021 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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