Mark Connolly Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 8 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Boy I work with asked a client today if they would like us to "make action in situ on a repair". He never talks like this. I just shook my head and went and sat in the van for ten minutes. Is that Thomas Courts speak for "fix it now"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Is that Thomas Courts speak for "fix it now"? Pretty much, I think. It's certainly talk that'll get the ball rolling on me getting a transfer. Couldn't fix it either so fucking double lol. Edited September 10, 2021 by Mr. Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Miserable c***s who move into a property next to a public park then complain about events being held in said public park. Can't wait to go for a shit in someone's hedge later 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 12 hours ago, BFTD said: Bit more difficult to stick it in your own net, at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 My phone has decided that when i type "just" what I actually meant to type was "juts" and I cannot stop it doing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 48 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My phone has decided that when i type "just" what I actually meant to type was "juts" and I cannot stop it doing it. What happens if you type 'juts'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 12 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Boy I work with asked a client today if they would like us to "make action in situ on a repair". He never talks like this. I just shook my head and went and sat in the van for ten minutes. Hope the client said he was flattered but straight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 10 minutes ago, GordonD said: What happens if you type 'juts'? I don't want to encourage it, ffs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 15 hours ago, Jambomo said: Music festivals, specifically the one that’s going on across the road from my flat and it sounds just like I am there. Sadly it sounded like that on all my Zoom meetings today as well and there’s something that stinks of petrol which is coming into the house. Worst of all, Sat night I’ll have to listen to Liam Fucking Gallagher. The line-up for that is howling. It's like Geoff Ellis has tapped directly into the desires of the echelon of society that aren't quite neds but kind of are. I suppose it's to his credit that this year he's not going for Gerry Cinnamon and so on. And usually he treats festivals as an opportunity to give Ocean Colour Scene their only paying gig of the year, so maybe he's growing as a person. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Miserable c***s who move into a property next to a public park then complain about events being held in said public park. Can't wait to go for a shit in someone's hedge later I wouldn’t mind if it was good and not aimed at the teenage ned market. I don’t have a hedge, so feel free. Edited September 10, 2021 by Jambomo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 13 minutes ago, Jambomo said: I wouldn’t mind if it was good and not aimed at the teenage ned market. I don’t have a hedge, so feel free. Hedge is Bertspeak for letterbox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Hedge is Bertspeak for letterbox. I’ll leave that mail for the neighbours to pick up then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 I've never shit in a hedge but have on a golf course. Diarrhoea struck when out walking the dog when I was a teenager. Had to use my own boxers and one of the flags to wipe my arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: I've never shit in a hedge but have on a golf course. Diarrhoea struck when out walking the dog when I was a teenager. Had to use my own boxers and one of the flags to wipe my arse. You mean you did it on a green and not in a bunker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Top banter from my local Hermes person who delivers two parcels - leaves one on my doorstep on the top floor, leaves the other one perched on the banister in the close. Doesn't ring a doorbell or chap a door. Never even used my buzzer, f**k knows how they got in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 7 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: My phone has decided that when i type "just" what I actually meant to type was "juts" and I cannot stop it doing it. Mine does that when I type for, assuming every time that I must've wanted to say fir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 7 hours ago, milton75 said: The line-up for that is howling. It's like Geoff Ellis has tapped directly into the desires of the echelon of society that aren't quite neds but kind of are. I suppose it's to his credit that this year he's not going for Gerry Cinnamon and so on. And usually he treats festivals as an opportunity to give Ocean Colour Scene their only paying gig of the year, so maybe he's growing as a person. They're doing 4 nights at Barrowland in December, though I'd like it noted I only know this because there is a massive poster advertising it in Hillhead subway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 17 hours ago, GordonD said: You mean you did it on a green and not in a bunker? Rough next to the green. The speed of it gave me limited choices! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 16 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Rough next to the green. The speed of it gave me limited choices! Presume there were temporary rules to treat it as a hazard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Living in 2021 and being woken up by bands marching past my house playing The Sash. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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