Left Back Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 3 hours ago, throbber said: I mean the amphibian. Were you hopping mad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Left Back said: Were you hopping mad? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 That frog's pished, it's tongue's hanging out the side of its mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 The French for toad is "Le crapaud". Throbber may have had a crapaud in the crapper. Sharpe in the Sharpe novels refers to the French as Les Crapauds. The slang "frog" was originally applied to the Dutch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 It's probably been said before, but the convoluted and pretentious portmanteaux dog breeds are getting a bit out of hand. Spotted a lovely big pooch today and on enquiring what it was the owner told me. Golden Doodle. A cross of Golden retriever and poodle. Not a golden poodle, nope. So not even a proper portmanteau. Golden. Doodle. Hanging's too good etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Is a bloodhound/shitzu cross a bloody shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 It would nearly be bloody impossible... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 11 hours ago, velo army said: It's probably been said before, but the convoluted and pretentious portmanteaux dog breeds are getting a bit out of hand. Spotted a lovely big pooch today and on enquiring what it was the owner told me. Golden Doodle. A cross of Golden retriever and poodle. Not a golden poodle, nope. So not even a proper portmanteau. Golden. Doodle. Hanging's too good etc. In my client list I have a golden doodle, an Irish doodle, several labradoodles, couple of cockapoos, & a cavapoo. Mongrels, in my day, back when all this were fields, you know... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 PTTGOYN - the casual assertions from non football fans that we're all thick racists, usually on online forums. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 11 hours ago, velo army said: It's probably been said before, but the convoluted and pretentious portmanteaux dog breeds are getting a bit out of hand. Spotted a lovely big pooch today and on enquiring what it was the owner told me. Golden Doodle. A cross of Golden retriever and poodle. Not a golden poodle, nope. So not even a proper portmanteau. Golden. Doodle. Hanging's too good etc. in the 90's that's a mongrel people paying extra for a ''broon dug'' because they call it chocolate is still something that annoys me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 26 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: In my client list I have a golden doodle, an Irish doodle, several labradoodles, couple of cockapoos, & a cavapoo. Mongrels, in my day, back when all this were fields, you know... If an Irish doodle is part Irish wolfhound then there's either a poodle walking about looking smug or a poodle walking about looking surprised .. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 19 minutes ago, tamthebam said: If an Irish doodle is part Irish wolfhound then there's either a poodle walking about looking smug or a poodle walking about looking surprised .. I'd imagine it's an Irish Setter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: If an Irish doodle is part Irish wolfhound then there's either a poodle walking about looking smug or a poodle walking about looking surprised .. 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I'd imagine it's an Irish Setter. It is, in fact, part Irish Wolfhound. Here she is, I think she's also part Wookie. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Show us yer dugs thread for this pish although I have to say that's a fine looking hound 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 5 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Show us yer dugs thread for this pish although I have to say that's a fine looking hound She's already in there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 9 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: It is, in fact, part Irish Wolfhound. Here she is, I think she's also part Wookie. I stand corrected 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Just seen a guy jogging approaching a pedestrian crossing, he looks right and left and starts to cross. An ambulance comes up with lights and sirens on and instead of stopping and retreating back he carries on crossing giving the ambulance a wave. Hope your jogging gives you a fatal coronary, ya entitled p***k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: I stand corrected Have you got new orthopedic shoes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 16 hours ago, tamthebam said: Is a bloodhound/shitzu cross a bloody shit? I went to an animal sanctuary once that only had one animal, it was a shit zoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 I went out to a lovely place near north Berwick with the kids to pick sunflowers and go for a walk, after we’d picked the sunflowers and before the walk i took the flowers back to the car and left them on the dashboard and by the time we got back from the walk they were wilted and droopy. I’m pretty sure they are dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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