tamthebam Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 I found malt whisky was usually the best for toothache. Slainte. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: I found malt whisky was usually the best for toothache. Slainte. It's the best cure for most things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Shotgun said: It's the best cure for most things. Cirrhosis of the liver? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 People on Twitter etc. who announce that they're expecting a child in a 'football new signing' fashion should have their child/children taken into care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 6 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Cirrhosis of the liver? Sure, give it a try. Interested to hear how it goes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 I've lost the charger for my electric razor and thus haven't been able to shave for several days - I look like a horrible scruffy b*****d, or even more so than usual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I've lost the charger for my electric razor and thus haven't been able to shave for several days - I look like a horrible scruffy b*****d, or even more so than usual. I lost the charger for my Remington razor a couple of years ago and discovered that it's some bullshit proprietary connector that Remington don't sell separately I'm now well on the way to a proper Santa beard. That'll show 'em. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Decided to treat myself to a dump in the new luxury disabled bog in work only to be greeted with this cheap shit ticket dispenser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Paul McCartney's mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: Paul McCartney's mouth. I don’t think so. It’s just a toilet paper dispenser. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 4 hours ago, BFTD said: I lost the charger for my Remington razor a couple of years ago and discovered that it's some bullshit proprietary connector that Remington don't sell separately I'm now well on the way to a proper Santa beard. That'll show 'em. After a couple of years? How slowly does your beard grow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Decided to treat myself to a dump in the new luxury disabled bog in work only to be greeted with this cheap shit ticket dispenser. Write "Company Contracts, please take one" on it. You know you want to 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I don’t think so. It’s just a toilet paper dispenser. Debateable... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Just now, Dee Man said: Debateable... “Hey Poooood, don’t make it bad” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: “Hey Poooood, don’t make it bad” Brown Submarine. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, GordonD said: After a couple of years? How slowly does your beard grow? You ever tried growing a proper Santa beard? Takes a lot longer than you'd think. Especially if you keep trimming it to keep it even. Took me three years to grow my head hair long enough that I'd sit on it by accident. Could've just got careless with a syrup, right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 37 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Brown Submarine. Sergeant Poopers Lonely Sharts Club Band IMO Or The Shite Album 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Sergeant Poopers Lonely Sharts Club Band IMO Or The Shite Album Jobby Road A Hard Day's Shite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 No More Lonely Shites 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 (edited) Yesturday. Paperback Shiter. Edited August 25, 2021 by BFTD Inspiration 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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