hk blues Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 20 minutes ago, SANTAN said: We've went through the whole acceptable times to do the lawn and stuff like that.. However, I've worked 12 hour shifts for the last week, this is my one day off for the next week and I was looking forward to catching up on some sleep, cue me being woken up 5 mins ago by the noise of a chainsaw/hedge trimmer thing, the issue with this which has completely confused the life out of me is that the c**t doing it is standing in my front garden trimming a hedge, about 5 metres from my open window. Wtf is he doing in my garden uninvited. Is that a thing? If this was Murica he would be shot in the leg at least. I couldn't even tell you who the guy is, I don't recognise him at all. ETA - There's also a man with down syndrome in my back garden mowing the lawn. I am so confused. You're still asleep - it's all a dream 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 30 minutes ago, SANTAN said: However, I've worked 12 hour shifts for the last week, this is my one day off for the next week and I was looking forward to catching up on some sleep, cue me being woken up 5 mins ago by the noise of a chainsaw/hedge trimmer thing, the issue with this which has completely confused the life out of me is that the c**t doing it is standing in my front garden trimming a hedge, about 5 metres from my open window. Wtf is he doing in my garden uninvited. Sounds like you've gone to the wrong house. He's just doing his own garden. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 40 minutes ago, hk blues said: You're still asleep - it's all a dream You're going to wake up and find it's Euro 2020 Final day. All that stuff about Italy winning was just a dream too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 16 minutes ago, GordonD said: You're going to wake up and find it's Euro 2020 Final day. All that stuff about Italy winning was just a dream too. That was some sleep! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Nobody tell him that Scotland is now a thriving independent country, it would be too much of a shock, let it sink in gradually. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Really hating how some new and "innovative" products are advertised by claiming that the products they're designed to replace are somehow really tricky to use. Not sure about anyone else but I'm perfectly capable of putting liquid detergent in my washing machine without spilling it all over my kitchen floor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Rizzo said: Really hating how some new and "innovative" products are advertised by claiming that the products they're designed to replace are somehow really tricky to use. Not sure about anyone else but I'm perfectly capable of putting liquid detergent in my washing machine without spilling it all over my kitchen floor. Meanwhile, the products which are a B*****d to use remain a B*****d to use. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rizzo said: Really hating how some new and "innovative" products are advertised by claiming that the products they're designed to replace are somehow really tricky to use. Not sure about anyone else but I'm perfectly capable of putting liquid detergent in my washing machine without spilling it all over my kitchen floor. See also "new improved" (i.e. fancy new packagin) products being on sale at the same time as the old products but at a mark up. Dishwasher tablets, Im looking at you here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: See also "new improved" (i.e. fancy new packagin) products being on sale at the same time as the old products but at a mark up. Dishwasher tablets, Im looking at you here. I like when new products shit all over the older version of the same product that they previously told us was the best thing ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I like when new products shit all over the older version of the same product that they previously told us was the best thing ever. "New and Improved Werther's Original". Can't be both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 16 minutes ago, GordonD said: "New and Improved Werther's Original". Can't be both. They just change the flavour. The original active ingredient formulation of rohypnol and amyl nitrate is unaltered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: They just change the flavour. The original active ingredient formulation of rohypnol and amyl nitrate is unaltered. Like his grandad you know that he's had Animal nitrate in mind Oh in your nursing home he jumped on your bones Now you're taking it time after time 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I like when new products shit all over the older version of the same product that they previously told us was the best thing ever. Car design updates. If they'd just given it a bit more thought at the time and not introduced the last model, they wouldn't have needed to update it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 On 27/07/2021 at 21:13, Mark Connolly said: I really detest the use of the word "brief" when referring to match tickets How did that originate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 22 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: How did that originate? It’s a short story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I like when new products shit all over the older version of the same product that they previously told us was the best thing ever. Bit ironic coming from a Rangers Sevco fan. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 On 27/07/2021 at 21:13, Mark Connolly said: I really detest the use of the word "brief" when referring to match tickets Season book bugs me too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 27 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Season book bugs me too. Not as much as the "brief" nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 6 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Like his grandad you know that he's had Animal nitrate in mind Oh in your nursing home he jumped on your bones Now you're taking it time after time I'd ask what turns you on but really it's probably best I don't know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I'd ask what turns you on but really it's probably best I don't know Fashion Sakala 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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