GordonD Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Empty It said: Someone is doing roadworks in the village I stay now everyone has brown water coming from their taps, is there ever a time they don't make a complete c**t of it. Happened in the East End of Glasgow but it was a week before anybody noticed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Ok, what happened?A long list of stuff: drugs, fighting, abuse of staff, et cetera. Had a go at the police too when they turned up. Perhaps I've led a sheltered life these last few years but I'd forgotten that people can be so selfish, inconsiderate, rude and arrogant. Honestly don't understand how folk can look themselves in the mirror after acting like that, utterly shameless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: A long list of stuff: drugs, fighting, abuse of staff, et cetera. Had a go at the police too when they turned up. Perhaps I've led a sheltered life these last few years but I'd forgotten that people can be so selfish, inconsiderate, rude and arrogant. Honestly don't understand how folk can look themselves in the mirror after acting like that, utterly shameless. Saturday night masses can be like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 The beelivery advert. 2 women have a breakdown because there isn't any milk or butter, one woman holds up empty containers as evidence. it's a fucking pity the c**t that put the empty containers back in the fridge didn't notice at the time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 When you phone a takeaway to make an order for collecting so that, by the time you drive or walk along your food is ready for you and you don't have to sit about for 15 minutes.... especially if it's something like a pizza which takes prep and cooking time or a large order for a few people.. ...only for you to walk in after the 15 minutes or so since you phoned and they decide then to start cooking your order, they haven't even prepped it, never mind cooked it, rendering the whole point of the phone call to place the order so it's ready for you to collect, utterly pointless. I have, on recollection walked out of a takeaway on at least one occasion when this has happened. Sub human scum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 23 hours ago, johnnydun said: Yeah, especially the 'erb Oh-reg-in-oh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 48 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: The beelivery advert. 2 women have a breakdown because there isn't any milk or butter, one woman holds up empty containers as evidence. it's a fucking pity the c**t that put the empty containers back in the fridge didn't notice at the time. I can’t believe there’s no butter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Was looking at some moon photos earlier (steady) but had to give up due to the crater illusion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Who told De Niro that Hereford is pronounced "Heerford" ?An even bigger PTTGOMN is when American films/actors pronounce something like that incorrectly but have English/British actors who could easily correct that mistake in rehearsals or whatever but either don't or are ignored. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 yappy dugs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: yappy dugs I love dogs but I should be allowed to kick the wee yappy ones imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Just now, SANTAN said: I love dogs but I should be allowed to kick the wee yappy ones imo. They've all got wee man syndrome. No offence @Bairnardo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: They've all got wee man syndrome. No offence @Bairnardo Same should apply to him in fairness! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Any dog that can fit in a handbag should be culled, or at least reclassified as vermin. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Agreed on yappy dugs. One of the neighbours has a Yorkshire terrier, and if he's at the window and someone walks past, he barks like f**k, and he gets let out into the front garden where he barks even fucking more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 47 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Any dog that can fit in a handbag should be culled, or at least reclassified as vermin. Rule of thumb used to be a proper dog got in the way if standing in front of the telly. Doesn't really work with wall-mounting. I'll go with your definition for now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 When you phone a takeaway to make an order for collecting so that, by the time you drive or walk along your food is ready for you and you don't have to sit about for 15 minutes.... especially if it's something like a pizza which takes prep and cooking time or a large order for a few people.. ...only for you to walk in after the 15 minutes or so since you phoned and they decide then to start cooking your order, they haven't even prepped it, never mind cooked it, rendering the whole point of the phone call to place the order so it's ready for you to collect, utterly pointless. I have, on recollection walked out of a takeaway on at least one occasion when this has happened. Sub human scum This happened to me on Saturday (30 minutes rather than 15, as that’s what I was told), I walked out & took my custom & another half hour of my time to another establishment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 15 minutes seems like a ludicrously short amount of time to wait for an order especially if it’s a weekend but that’s just from my experience of ordering from places which are usually swamped with orders 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: Any dog that can fit in a handbag should be culled, or at least reclassified as vermin. Rottweiler puppy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 35 minutes ago, NotThePars said: 15 minutes seems like a ludicrously short amount of time to wait for an order especially if it’s a weekend but that’s just from my experience of ordering from places which are usually swamped with orders I thought similar, but there's a legitimate gripe if the place tells you how long it'll be til your order is ready & then miss the deadline by miles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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