TheScarf Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Think I’ll need to start practicing my compo face. I'm good, I've always had one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: CityFibre c***s still here. Now right outside the house. The silly b*****ds have dropped a bags worth of sand on my car. That sand was already on the car from your time in the Algarve IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: CityFibre c***s still here. Now right outside the house. The silly b*****ds have dropped a bags worth of sand on my car. If your taste in cars is the same as your taste in breeks it's probably improved it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 @pogov24692 is doing my tits in this morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 33 minutes ago, Rugster said: If your taste in cars is the same as your taste in breeks it's probably improved it. I have a black Hyundai. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 8 hours ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: Her big bangers, whilst impressive in their own right, do not serve to save her from being an annoying simpleton. They’re just moderate bangers forced up and out to distract from her wooden personality, shite bantz and annoying voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Think I’ll need to start practicing my compo face. Have you already got the hat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: CityFibre c***s still here. Now right outside the house. The silly b*****ds have dropped a bags worth of sand on my car. Probably just the stuff they split whilst emptying a bag into the fuel tank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 18 minutes ago, GordonD said: Have you already got the hat? Yes. And a pair of Nora’s wrinkly tights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Think I’ll need to start practicing my compo face. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Just now, Boghead ranter said: I said compo, not c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I said compo, not c**t. Sorry, I misread it as cummo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Sorry, I misread it as cummo Oh you dont want to see that. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 11 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Maya Jama. I think “averagey looking cocktease” would be the P&B terminology? I also find her a really fucking annoying, wooden, dullard and wish she wasn’t on the telly at all. Large tits and a pleasing countenance are no subsitute for 1. An ability to cook. 2. An appreciation of popular music from 1965-1995. Particularly blues, rock and soul.* 3. An ability to differentiate between, appreciate, and logically discuss, the works of Scorsese, Loach, Tarantino and Kubrick. 4. An acknowledgment that a "graphic novel" is, in fact, a comic.** Note that, 1-4, none of these will be affected by a combination of gravity and time. * Atlantic, rather than Motown. And Clapton is not a bluesman, no matter ho much he might wish to be. ** I love Neil Gaiman, and have read loads of his novels, short stories, and poems. Sandman, however, is a series of comics and, to his credit, Neil describes them as such. Many lesser writers seek respect for much lesser works. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Sorry, I misread it as cummo 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Oh you dont want to see that. Reveal hidden contents Probably nobody has lately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Diego De la Vega Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 On 29/06/2021 at 13:36, MacDuffman said: People who cant use a mobile phone properly. They hold it flat by their fingertips, about 30-40cm from their mouth while on speaker. Came on to say same thing , I was walking down Lothian Road and seen 2 people doing this, what is the point or thinking behind it? Beastly behaviour 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 50 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Probably nobody has lately. I have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 The utterly fucking bizarre method that Falkirk Community trust are using to organise lane swimming sessions is getting on my last nerve. Totally fed up of this "relaxed", "medium" and "fast" lane pish. Get a few folk in each lane and let them swim up and down at a pace that suits them as opposed to three folk swimming round a single lane in a circle while constantly getting in each other's way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I have. Too much information... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 People thinking that "resign" is what players do when they sign another contract with their club. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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