thomas Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 35 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: @Hedgecutter, please identify this shop, so that I can blow it up. I've got one of those signs on my decking but it's a nice classy Love Street one, my wife wants to surround it with tatty ones similar those but luckily she there is no chance of her hanging it up herself so it's been avoided for now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 1 minute ago, thomas said: I've got one of those signs on my decking but it's a nice classy Love Street one, my wife wants to surround it with tatty ones similar those but luckily she there is no chance of her hanging it up herself so it's been avoided for now. Aye, we've got 1 with 'Ranters, Est 2002' but those ones are just rage-inducingly horrendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 On 25/06/2021 at 09:17, Boghead ranter said: The sea shanty clown has a new song out. He is from Airdrie, a well known shanty town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 57 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: @Hedgecutter, please identify this shop, so that I can blow it up. I've got a genuine Edinburgh one that I stole over 30 years ago as a teenager. Cast iron Victorian it weighs a ton. I've never known what to do with it and was always afraid to give it back to the Council in case I got nicked by the Polis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 The plaque on the wall of our house reads "Bless this Mess" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Ok, who's been stealing letters from the thread titles? It is clever, but it's not funny. Put them back and no more will be said.. Eg. Pretty sure Coronavir put Aberdeen out of Europe in the Nineties.No idea what Blue Bear's on about, but I appreciate the word 'cuntress' being used in the title. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 18 hours ago, welshbairn said: P.S. Is nobody else getting this weird disappearing letters thing and I've got some virus to deal with? o j t ou f om w a c n se . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Fixed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Funky Nosejob Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 (edited) Helpful - Our washing machine helpfully beeps to let you know when it has finished its program. Annoying - If you open its door and start emptying the laundry out, it keeps on beeping. It won’t start a program unless the door is properly closed, so it must have a sensor that lets it know whether the door is closed or not. Why hasn’t this sensor been incorporated into its “beep when you’re finished” functionality? Edited June 27, 2021 by Funky Nosejob 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Funky Nosejob said: Helpful - Our washing machine helpfully beeps to let you know when it has finished its program. Annoying - If you open its door and start emptying the laundry out, it keeps on beeping. It won’t start a program unless the door is properly closed, so it must have a sensor that lets it know whether the door is closed or not. Why hasn’t this sensor been incorporated into its “beep when you’re finished” functionality? If I’m still around when war breaks out between humans and machines, the first things I’m going after will be the ones that beep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Don't know what annoys me more, the fact that Barcelona players are advertising fridges, or the horrendously bad dubbed voices in said advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Helpful - Our washing machine helpfully beeps to let you know when it has finished its program. Annoying - If you open its door and start emptying the laundry out, it keeps on beeping. It won’t start a program unless the door is properly closed, so it must have a sensor that lets it know whether the door is closed or not. Why hasn’t this sensor been incorporated into its “beep when you’re finished” functionality?Is there an on/off position on the dial, does it beep even when set to that when you open the door? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 1 minute ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 45 minutes ago, Funky Nosejob said: Helpful - Our washing machine helpfully beeps to let you know when it has finished its program. Annoying - If you open its door and start emptying the laundry out, it keeps on beeping. It won’t start a program unless the door is properly closed, so it must have a sensor that lets it know whether the door is closed or not. Why hasn’t this sensor been incorporated into its “beep when you’re finished” functionality? Is there an on/off position on the dial, does it beep even when set to that when you open the door? If you change the dial position, even to a different program, it does stop beeping. However, I tend to be doing several batches of laundry at a time, all using the same program. Moving the dial off and back to the desired program means it reverts to the default settings (temperature, time, spin speed) for that program. Going back to my original post, if you try to start a program when the door isn’t properly closed, it alerts you by beeping. So, not only is there definitely a sensor for the door being open or closed, it is already linked to the beeper mechanism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 22 hours ago, BFTD said: Pretty sure Coronavir put Aberdeen out of Europe in the Nineties. No idea what Blue Bear's on about, but I appreciate the word 'cuntress' being used in the title. I'm a bit concerned about what perversion @Jacksgranda has got mixed up in.. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 It's nothing to do with the lambs, honest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 How many adverts can Ch4 squeeze into an ad break? Trying to watch the F1 highlights and there's been more ads than F1 so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 How many adverts can Ch4 squeeze into an ad break? Trying to watch the F1 highlights and there's been more ads than F1 so far.The adverts are probably more interesting tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: I'm a bit concerned about what perversion @Jacksgranda has got mixed up in.. It will be some sort of add-on to your browser. You can probably scroll through “add and remove programmes” and look for recently added stuff you don’t know about/need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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