19QOS19 Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 Using "Wait" at the start of a sentence/question, my 4 year old has picked this shite up from his older cousins and it is doing my tits in Wait! You're telling me grown adults actually do this shit?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 Women who wear slip on sandals then constantly scrape/drag their feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 On 23/06/2021 at 17:50, Peter Grant said: It broke this morning. Lid has gone limp. Under warranty though so sending a new one. PM me if you want to buy a bin with a broken lid. Can I have it for work? Bins are too expensive, apparently, so we always have an open bin bag lying in the corner of the room. Classy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Using "Wait" at the start of a sentence/question, my 4 year old has picked this shite up from his older cousins and it is doing my tits in Directly from youtube. My daughter has also started misusing "apparently". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 9 hours ago, Don Diego De la Vega said: I enjoy using brewdog recipe 100ml Frank's 50ml. Honey 50g butter sweet spicy goodness (ordinarily I dont know rate Frank's on its own) Mods, plz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 9 hours ago, Don Diego De la Vega said: Using "Wait" at the start of a sentence/question, my 4 year old has picked this shite up from his older cousins and it is doing my tits in Directly from youtube. My daughter has also started misusing "apparently". Dad, you know what? What? (curiously) Billy was off school today. And you know what? What? (tersely) Miss Grant said he’d broken his leg. And you know what? What? (with resignation) … 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 8 hours ago, BFTD said: Can I have it for work? Bins are too expensive, apparently, so we always have an open bin bag lying in the corner of the room. Classy. If/when new one arrives will send Mrs along with the broken one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 No yeah. Yeah no. Yeah no. No yeah. Yeah no. No yeah. This is the adult version of “wait”. Used to notice it in American hipstery podcasts but it is creeping into our speech now too. Seems to have replaced “um” and “eh”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 My niece has begun to start questions with "See how". I'm almost praying for another lockdown so I don't have to speak to her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 The sea shanty clown has a new song out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Young lad at work will say when describing things- "that stuff what's over there" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 (edited) Maybe not quite so petty. I'm waiting to get served and the assistant is chatting away to a customer he knows after he's served her and it's all paid for, so I have to stand and wait. And wait. And wait. And then I decide to take my custom elsewhere. Edited June 25, 2021 by Hampden Diehard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Maybe not quite so petty. I'm waiting to get served and the assistant is chatting away to a customer he knows after he's served her and it's all paid for, so I have to stand and wait. And wait. And wait. And then I decide to take my custom elsewhere. An auld boy tried to pull this shit at Tesco the other week, he got swiftly telt to bolt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Maybe not quite so petty. I'm waiting to get served and the assistant is chatting away to a customer he knows after he's served her and it's all paid for, so I have to stand and wait. And wait. And wait. And then I decide to take my custom elsewhere. 26 minutes ago, TAFKAM said: This was going on at the corner shop the other day but they only let in 2 folk at a time and I was stood waiting to get in while the gadge who had paid for his stuff swung the door open and shut absent mindedly as he continued his blether with the shopkeeper. Was probably only a couple of minutes but felt like an hour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Maybe not quite so petty. I'm waiting to get served and the assistant is chatting away to a customer he knows after he's served her and it's all paid for, so I have to stand and wait. And wait. And wait. And then I decide to take my custom elsewhere. I often think of things I would like to say but don't have the courage. In a situation like that it would be (to the assistant) "Okay if I just take this then? Thanks!" and start to walk away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 (edited) Ok, who's been stealing letters from the thread titles? It is clever, but it's not funny. Put them back and no more will be said.. Eg. Edited June 25, 2021 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 P.S. Is nobody else getting this weird disappearing letters thing and I've got some virus to deal with? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: P.S. Is nobody else getting this weird disappearing letters thing and I've got some virus to deal with? N t a fu k i clu w at yo r o ab t. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 @Hedgecutter, please identify this shop, so that I can blow it up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 [mention=13234]Hedgecutter[/mention], please identify this shop, so that I can blow it up.Quite fun if you read them all in a David Brent/Michael Scott voice. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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