Shandon Par Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 (edited) 19 hours ago, tamthebam said: The dentist's chair stemmed from England players going out on the piss in Hong Kong. England played a Hong Kong Golden XI Select and only won 1-0 (Les Ferdinand). I only mention this because ex Meadowbank player and Dunfermline and Sheffield Wednesday hero Lee Bullen played in the Hong Kong select. John Watson, who scored against Meadowbank to secure Dunfermline the First Division title also played for that Hong Kong team. ETA - many years previously Edited June 19, 2021 by Peter Grant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 The non-isopachous nature of the stripes on the arm of the German strip which are evidently meant to represent their national flag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Constant use of the phrase "A perfect storm". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Amazon adverts on TV and radio for Amazon Prime Day. Amazon Prime Day is where, they say, they're delivering two days of non-stop deals, on the 21st and 22nd of June. FFS, they even tell you in the adverts that Prime DAY is two days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Just now, The Skelpit Lug said: Amazon adverts on TV and radio for Amazon Prime Day. Amazon Prime Day is where, they say, they're delivering two days of non-stop deals, on the 21st and 22nd of June. FFS, they even tell you in the adverts that Prime DAY is two days. But 2 is prime. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Amazon adverts on TV and radio for Amazon Prime Day. Amazon Prime Day is where, they say, they're delivering two days of non-stop deals, on the 21st and 22nd of June. FFS, they even tell you in the adverts that Prime DAY is two days. See also Black Friday Week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, mathematics said: But 2 is prime. Oh, you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 6 hours ago, mathematics said: But 2 is prime. Posts like this are why I love P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 "He just about..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 On 19/06/2021 at 18:23, Hedgecutter said: The non-isopachous nature of the stripes on the arm of the German strip which are evidently meant to represent their national flag. "non-isopachous" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 On 17/06/2021 at 23:01, BFTD said: Earlier this week, BBC and ITV both running cheery stories about Paul Gascoigne's goal celebration against Scotland with the same kind of what's-he-like-eh tone that they adopted 25 years ago. It's common knowledge that the man's been drinking himself to death in the intervening years. Is it still not in poor taste to celebrate him sticking two fingers up to people who criticised his binge drinking while on duty with his national team? I've always wondered whether, if he hadn't spent so much of the pre-tournament training camp drunk or hungover, he might have managed to stretch the extra centimetre needed to reach that cross ball against Germany. But alcoholism seems to be regarded as top bantz by some. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 When I go to the shop I buy heavy duty bin liners with the draw strings, usually find the dearest ones are the best. When the good lady goes to the shop she buys the cheapest shitty bin bags that you can shoot peas through then decides not to empty a bin whilst using these bags so I have to deal with the fuckers bursting. Raging. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, Empty It said: When I go to the shop I buy heavy duty bin liners with the draw strings, usually find the dearest ones are the best. When the good lady goes to the shop she buys the cheapest shitty bin bags that you can shoot peas through then decides not to empty a bin whilst using these bags so I have to deal with the fuckers bursting. Raging. Bin liners, sellotape (or equivalent), packing tape and masking tape. All items where the cheap option will have you throwing things, swearing and having serious disagreements with your partner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 13 minutes ago, Empty It said: When I go to the shop I buy heavy duty bin liners with the draw strings, usually find the dearest ones are the best. When the good lady goes to the shop she buys the cheapest shitty bin bags that you can shoot peas through then decides not to empty a bin whilst using these bags so I have to deal with the fuckers bursting. Raging. ^^^ 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Bin liners, sellotape (or equivalent), packing tape and masking tape. All items where the cheap option will have you throwing things, swearing and having serious disagreements with your partner. See also johnnybags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Bin liners, sellotape (or equivalent), packing tape and masking tape. All items where the cheap option will have you throwing things, swearing and having serious disagreements with your partner. Also batteries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 14 minutes ago, GordonD said: Also batteries. Ammunition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 Love my bin. Borderline wife-proof. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, Peter Grant said: Love my bin. Borderline wife-proof. You have a borderline wife? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: You have a borderline wife? Borderline if her dismembered body will fit in that bin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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