Boo Khaki Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 (edited) On 10/06/2021 at 22:45, Hedgecutter said: How when you're driving northbound at the end of the M74, you have to hang left (west) to go east to Stirling. Similarly, when you're driving from Broughty Ferry into Dundee city centre, you have to hang right (i.e. turn north) to go south over the Tay Bridge. All very counterintuitive, and I don't like it. This is a deliberate design ploy in order to limit the number of poor unfortunates who inadvertently find themselves headed to Fife through no fault of their own. This is why there is also a roundabout at the immediate far end of the bridge, i.e. to enable immediate 360's and a swift return to the 21st century. Edited June 11, 2021 by Boo Khaki 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 11 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Folk who wait all of a minute from first meeting you to casually mention that they work for the NHS. Vegans who work for the NHS must have internal conflict about which to mention first 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 On 10/06/2021 at 13:24, Thorongil said: I cringe with anger and embarrassment at people who don’t use Apple Pay (or it’s inferior equivalents) when buying things in shops and petrol stations. Yet you took that time to add an unnecessary apostrophe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 8 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Yet you took that time to add an unnecessary apostrophe? Not really sure how that happened, buddy. Will be keeping a close eye on your posts and any errors or typos will be seized upon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: Vegans who work for the NHS must have internal conflict about which to mention first Especially if they also own the latest iPhone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 @MONKMAN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Thick cut stuff. Everything has to be fucking thick these days. Bread, crisps, bacon, sliced chicken for pieces. Twats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Thick cut stuff. Everything has to be fucking thick these days. Bread, crisps, bacon, sliced chicken for pieces. Twats. You're thick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 41 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 48 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thick cut stuff. Everything has to be fucking thick these days. Bread, crisps, bacon, sliced chicken for pieces. Twats. You're thicc Thanks x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thick cut stuff. Everything has to be fucking thick these days. Bread, crisps, bacon, sliced chicken for pieces. Twats. It's part of the rebranding of the UK to reflect the way it's all going. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 20 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: 'Tartan Army Foot Soldier' 'On manoeuvres' of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thick cut stuff. Everything has to be fucking thick these days. Bread, crisps, bacon, sliced chicken for pieces. Twats. I'm with you here. Get all of that to f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Robbie Savage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 2 hours ago, virginton said: 'On manoeuvres' of course. Surely to Christ this is not what they say 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, 101 said: Surely to Christ this is not what they say It isn't, save for one or two dafties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 The group D game between england and Croatia kicking off at 2pm before the group C fixtures have been played. Surely that game should be in the 8pm slot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Nissan Juke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 One of my mates told a lie (which is very small and meaningless but it's the principle). Last night it all blew up and rather than just say "right OK, I shouldn't have lied" they've not only doubled but trebled down. Invented a whole back story and in turn, pretended they were somewhere else whilst on the phone to me on Saturday. I was in their drive. I was literally on the phone to them looking at them through their window and now they've invented they were 20 minutes away on the phone. It's kept me up quite some time of the night wondering WTF they're all about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: One of my mates told a lie (which is very small and meaningless but it's the principle). Last night it all blew up and rather than just say "right OK, I shouldn't have lied" they've not only doubled but trebled down. Invented a whole back story and in turn, pretended they were somewhere else whilst on the phone to me on Saturday. I was in their drive. I was literally on the phone to them looking at them through their window and now they've invented they were 20 minutes away on the phone. It's kept me up quite some time of the night wondering WTF they're all about. ^^^Mates with 8mile/Magee/insert poster's name here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: One of my mates told a lie (which is very small and meaningless but it's the principle). Last night it all blew up and rather than just say "right OK, I shouldn't have lied" they've not only doubled but trebled down. Invented a whole back story and in turn, pretended they were somewhere else whilst on the phone to me on Saturday. I was in their drive. I was literally on the phone to them looking at them through their window and now they've invented they were 20 minutes away on the phone. It's kept me up quite some time of the night wondering WTF they're all about. I’ve got a mate who’s like this. Usually not completely made up lies, but every story has an element of truth that they wildly exaggerate and then absolutely double down on when pulled up on for it being ridiculous. Some of the stories are just mental that he thinks anyone believes them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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