Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 minute ago, throbber said: Got volunteered to pain the girlfriends grannies fence this morning. This is not a euphemism. What are you going to paint on it, I wonder? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 (edited) On 01/06/2021 at 23:07, madwullie said: I've inherited a house recently. Not entirely sure what to do. It's gained 40k on its value in the last 15 years. Just don't get that type of return with bank accounts or owt these days. Seriously tempted to keep it and rent it, but then can foresee that being a massive ballache. But then clearing it out of all the furniture and shit will also be a ballache. Especially the fucking garage. Dont particularly NEED the money now or even in the short to medium term. It's a conundrum. Any advice denizens of P&B? (I know this is the wrong thread but it does seem kinda on topic atm) Hand it over to a charity for the homeless. Or sell it and use the money to fund your pension/ pay for your divorce if you keep calling your wife fat. You decide. Edited June 5, 2021 by Jacksgranda 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 On 03/06/2021 at 20:04, Empty It said: c***s that sit at a petrol pump after paying for 10 minutes faffing about with their phones, bag ect. Despite seeing a queue behind them. They don't see the queue behind them as they are so wrapped up in themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 A wee squirrel popped out the chimney last night (ooer) and now the fucking bees have arrived. f**k nature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Bees are class. Mon the bees. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 We've had bees two years a row in our loft. I can't say it bothers me. Don't bees keep themselves to themselves unless you disturbed them? Wasps on the other hand are little fuckers that I'd stand on at any opportunity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 We've had bees two years a row in our loft. I can't say it bothers me. Don't bees keep themselves to themselves unless you disturbed them? Wasps on the other hand are little fuckers that I'd stand on at any opportunity. Wasps are the Nazi's of the bug world, flying about needlessly stinging for a laugh, whereas bees will only sting when they fell their life is threatened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Wasps are the Nazi's of the bug world, flying about needlessly stinging for a laugh, whereas bees will only sting when they fell their life is threatened. "flying about needlessly stinging for a laugh" [emoji38] I wish I could give this belter of a line more greenies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Scoring an outside the box bicycle kick on FIFA - in off the post - and the bastirts quit before it has a chance to save. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 44 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: We've had bees two years a row in our loft. I can't say it bothers me. Don't bees keep themselves to themselves unless you disturbed them? Wasps on the other hand are little fuckers that I'd stand on at any opportunity. Indeed. Wasps are utter c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Places that don’t sell Coke Zero or Pepsi Max. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 18 minutes ago, Thorongil said: Places that don’t sell Coke Zero or Pepsi Max. Shoe shops are a c*** for this. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarillo Bairn Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh, 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 1 minute ago, steveffc said: Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh, You're listening to neither an odd nor an even number. Problem solved! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 18 minutes ago, steveffc said: Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh, That would drive me crazy. I can't leave it on an odd number, but how could you ever be sure? It might even be prime (the worst). Does it go up in increments that you could count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 That would drive me crazy. I can't leave it on an odd number, but how could you ever be sure? It might even be prime (the worst). Does it go up in increments that you could count? I can only use increments of 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, MacDuffman said: 9 minutes ago, coprolite said: That would drive me crazy. I can't leave it on an odd number, but how could you ever be sure? It might even be prime (the worst). Does it go up in increments that you could count? I can only use increments of 5. Solid policy. I can tolerate numbers ending in 5 but wouldn't choose them. My wife (the cow) deliberately leaves it on 29 or 37. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted June 7, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2021 Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh, Get a soundbar then you will know the TV volume is at Zero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 15 hours ago, steveffc said: Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh, turn it all the way down to zero and count up. problem solved 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 18 hours ago, steveffc said: Got a new tv at weekend in time for the Euros starting, great picture etc and should be a RTBC,, but it has no numbers on the volume, so don't know if I'm listening in an odd or even number,,, annoying me far more than it should tbh, Could be worse, the volume control could be broken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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