SANTAN Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: Bit late in replying to this but on the bright side, now you don't need to drink that bottle of Budweiser. Unfortunately I did the classic attempt to combat this scenario by whacking my gub over the top of the bottle and hoping to defy physics by containing it all in my mouth, it didn't work and I woke up today and my walls smelled like beer/water-beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Run it off you fucking drip Drip I have never heard someone being called before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 6 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Second game back at 5's last night. I appear to have torn something in my thigh after about 5 minutes. Very subtle... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 58 minutes ago, Robin.Hood said: Drip I have never heard someone being called before. That’s because you were not alive in 1979. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Star Wars isn't real life, ya halfwits. No one else other than fellow halfwits are interested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: Star Wars isn't real life, ya halfwits. No one else other than fellow halfwits are interested. I read this and instantly realised what the date was. As someone that watched all the films for the first time last year and enjoyed them they do have the neekiest fan base in existence. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Trying to book some sort of pub/restaurant in Glasgow is impossible just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centralTon Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 50 minutes ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: Trying to book some sort of pub/restaurant in Glasgow is impossible just now. I was in Cafe Andaluz - booked, Brewdog - booked & Brel - walk in on Saturday. Brel - walk in, Brewdog - booked & The Dhabba - booked on Sunday. Only Brel on Saturday was full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 I was in Cafe Andaluz - booked, Brewdog - booked & Brel - walk in on Saturday. Brel - walk in, Brewdog - booked & The Dhabba - booked on Sunday. Only Brel on Saturday was full.You have poor taste in pubs. I was in a place in Partick called Bauhaus during the week. The only way you could order was through an app that was really tough to navigate. The only beer they had on draught was Amstel and Heineken which was £5, took ages to get the drinks for some reason even though it was half empty. Table service in pubs/bars really needs to get to f**k, it makes things so much more complicated than it needs to be for staff and customers. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 When I finished uni I got a bottle of champagne and upended it into my mouth, which I discovered causes the champagne to immediately blast its way into your stomach, not pausing for niceties like the normal peristaltic way one swallows food and drink. This made me instantly drunk, and also gave me the most unbearably painful heartburn I've ever had, I thought I was going to die.And they say university is poor preparation for adult life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 3 hours ago, centralTon said: I was in Cafe Andaluz - booked, Brewdog - booked & Brel - walk in on Saturday. Brel - walk in, Brewdog - booked & The Dhabba - booked on Sunday. Only Brel on Saturday was full. Fair enough mate, how far in advance did you book though? I just want to go for a couple of pints on a Friday night and every single place I’ve looked is fully booked. The same goes for every single restaurant I’ve looked at, unless I wanted to go at 1pm on a Wednesday. I don’t organise my nights out weeks in advance which is what seems to be required these days. Just makes it shite. Sure, there might be walk-ins available in some places, but I’m not getting a taxi some place to chance my arm and wait outside for hours like a peasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centralTon Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: Fair enough mate, how far in advance did you book though? I just want to go for a couple of pints on a Friday night and every single place I’ve looked is fully booked. The same goes for every single restaurant I’ve looked at, unless I wanted to go at 1pm on a Wednesday. I don’t organise my nights out weeks in advance which is what seems to be required these days. Just makes it shite. Sure, there might be walk-ins available in some places, but I’m not getting a taxi some place to chance my arm and wait outside for hours like a peasant. Booked at the start of last week, April 26th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Did St. Mirren lose this evening? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 11 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Did St. Mirren lose this evening? They usually do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 What's the deal with phoning the doctors? I was asked to call back when I'd finished a course of antibiotics so I called about hawf 1. "can you call back between 8-10am tomorrow?" I asked why and was told that's when they have to book in the doctors consultations, she asked if this was alright and I said no. I have time to call just now as I am working between these hours but I will try call between 8-10am the mora. What's the fucking point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 11 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: What's the deal with phoning the doctors? I was asked to call back when I'd finished a course of antibiotics so I called about hawf 1. "can you call back between 8-10am tomorrow?" I asked why and was told that's when they have to book in the doctors consultations, she asked if this was alright and I said no. I have time to call just now as I am working between these hours but I will try call between 8-10am the mora. What's the fucking point? I feel your pain. It really is fucking scandalous how out-dated GP surgeries are, as if they decided on a system in 1923 and that's the way it always has to be. GP receptionists must be responsible for about 70% of aneuryms as a result of people simply phoning up the fucking place for an appointment. If I ever decide to go on a killing spree the GP surgery is first for the high jump. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 19 hours ago, The Moonster said: I feel your pain. It really is fucking scandalous how out-dated GP surgeries are, as if they decided on a system in 1923 and that's the way it always has to be. GP receptionists must be responsible for about 70% of aneuryms as a result of people simply phoning up the fucking place for an appointment. If I ever decide to go on a killing spree the GP surgery is first for the high jump. Mind and phone the day before to make sure they'll see you 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Our GP does appointments for same day callers only. My record number of calls to get through is over 120, to be met with "sorry all appointments are gone now". This can usually be over-ridden by, ahem, "emphasising" the potential seriousness of any symptoms, especially for a small child. They keep 2 hours free for emergency appointments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Receptionists in GP's and dentists are just folk who don't have the personality to work on the Tesco checkouts. Gormless Helen Lovejoy b*****ds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Mrs Par/Rasputin always has aggro with GP’s receptionists. Always seem nice enough to me. I used to even get the university library dragons to blush and waive my regular late fees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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