Robin.Hood Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 12 hours ago, Busta Nut said: I have had two in the last 4 weeks (belter of a cold doing the rounds in our house.) both times my work were pretty cool. You had a cold so had to get a test ? I had the cold for a good few days last week and didn't get a covid test because...... I had the cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: I've just had a return to work interview where I was asked why I never come in and worked my shift after the negative result - my response of "nobody else has had to in departments which aren't overly stretched and undermanned so why would I have to?" led to quite a wee stand off silence before he then asked "and why didn't you answer your phone or text messages? I was trying to get a hold of you". "I'm not paid to answer my phone or texts when I'm off sick, on holiday or not in working hours so it has to stop. You were shown my results and informed I'd be in today." "Fill out this form and have it on my desk by midday." 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: Hand it in at 12:01pm. I find that not signing documents induces a fair bit of rage under these circumstances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Robin.Hood said: You had a cold so had to get a test ? I had the cold for a good few days last week and didn't get a covid test because...... I had the cold. Yep, I had a belter of a sore throat and was coughin' like f**k, I knew it was the cold but I asked the work what I should do and they advised me to get tested as a precaution as I am in the office. Then the missus had it and she was advised the same and since we are in the same household I had to isolate until she was cleared. I booked myself in as a precaution again. It's been about 5 weeks and I still have the cold coming and going. Probably getting shitloads of germs aff the wean from nursery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 #handitin then #handitout 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 People saying "night" when logging off their shift at 4.30 pm. Probably related to people that say "mum" or "dad" rather than "my mum" or "my dad". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Shitey local news sites on which you have to click back about fifty times to escape a single page. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 European football associations changing their historic badges to complete cartoon shite Austria, Czech Republic, Belgium and Iceland all guilty in recent years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Torpar said: European football associations changing their historic badges to complete cartoon shite Austria, Czech Republic, Belgium and Iceland all guilty in recent years Clubs as well. Look at the shite Juve have now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 b*****d smoke alarms that start beeping about low battery in the middle of the night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 39 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: b*****d smoke alarms that start beeping about low battery in the middle of the night. Press the test button, I think it stops it beeping for a few hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Press the test button, I think it stops it beeping for a few hours. If it's beeping for the right reason your advice may be moot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 34 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: If it's beeping for the right reason your advice may be moot. So your advice is for him to gtf out of the house? Sadly I think it’s too late . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 44 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Press the test button, I think it stops it beeping for a few hours. This post also does make it sound like I know Bogheads house. I’ve never been there, but hopefully will soon get an invite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 58 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: This post also does make it sound like I know Bogheads house. I’ve never been there, but hopefully will soon get an invite. Fooling no c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 8 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Clubs as well. Look at the shite Juve have now. Alloa started all this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: If it's beeping for the right reason your advice may be moot. Pretty sure that was Grimbo's problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: This post also does make it sound like I know Bogheads house. I’ve never been there, but hopefully will soon get an invite. 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Fooling no c**t Is it you that keeps drinking all the beer in my fridge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 59 minutes ago, Abby Normal said: Alloa started all this pish. Same old Alloa. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Letter in today's Guardian from Dr Hillary Perraton, author of "A history of foreign students in Britain". The Doctor was trying to make a valid point about the racism of unmarked graves for African and Indian soldiers but spoiled it with this sentence "the war memorial for the siege of Mafeking has, alongside the names of British soldiers, one plaque commemorating with no names 'The Black Watch'...". I was slightly annoyed that the Doctor had mistaken the famous Scottish regiment for an African native regiment! The letters page tomorrow could be interesting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: Letter in today's Guardian from Dr Hillary Perraton, author of "A history of foreign students in Britain". The Doctor was trying to make a valid point about the racism of unmarked graves for African and Indian soldiers but spoiled it with this sentence "the war memorial for the siege of Mafeking has, alongside the names of British soldiers, one plaque commemorating with no names 'The Black Watch'...". I was slightly annoyed that the Doctor had mistaken the famous Scottish regiment for an African native regiment! The letters page tomorrow could be interesting. Don't fucking tell him about the Tartan Army. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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