Reynard Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Those adverts that come on about this time of night trying to get you to text glaiket looking overly made up daft wee lassies. Lots of fun...yayyy Imagine the chat with one of those bints... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Those adverts that come on about this time of night trying to get you to text glaiket looking overly made up daft wee lassies. Lots of fun...yayyyImagine the chat with one of those bints... THAT'S who Peterhead Dave's been phoning for such long periods... No wonder he was so secretive about it, dirty little secret that it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I twinched a muscle in my back at 5's taking a mid air 'swing and a miss'...Won't be trying that again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyfan Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 How about i just never have kids?little brats. I was the same. Live life to the full and when you want to settle down you might just not be able to help wanting a baby! I had my first when I was 28, there is no way that I'd have been ready to have one before that. I went on holiday when I wanted to, buggered off for weekends away with my husband at the drop of a hat etc. But for us, the time was right. Mind you, having kids isn't for everyone. So if you don't want one then don't have one! There is no law yet that says a woman must reproduce! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Virgin Media (again) I was sitting watching the darts last night and sky sports went off for about ten mins last night,all the sky sports ones went off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 When's the fight with they Beardie Hingoots? Bring on the hairy mongrels. I'm tooled up! I like the sig, Mind you don't hit the E-chat boys though we've formed an alliance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 All this baldie and beardie shoite on P&B!!.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 All this baldie and beardie shoite on P&B!!.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 All this baldie and beardie shoite on P&B!!.... Im sorry that we cant rise to the high standards of wanting to throw babies off balconies or wishing to be dead rather than pregnant. We will endeavour to try harder in future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Im sorry that we cant rise to the high standards of wanting to throw babies off balconies or wishing to be dead rather than pregnant. We will endeavour to try harder in future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 The dirty woman on the bus this morning. She kept wiping her nose on her hand,coughing without covering her mouth and to top it all of.....She spat out her coughed up Flem on the bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 The dirty woman on the bus this morning. She kept wiping her nose on her hand,coughing without covering her mouth and to top it all of.....She spat out her coughed up Flem on the bus. Thanks, V - I could have done without that image over my morning toast! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 All this baldie and beardie shoite on P&B!!.... I enjoy the baldies v beardies banter. Beginning to wish I was bald so I can apply for membership. A beard would hide my good looks so that wont be happening plus the girl would complain when I decided that I could be arsed kissing her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I enjoy the baldies v beardies banter.Beginning to wish I was bald so I can apply for membership. A beard would hide my good looks so that wont be happening plus the girl would complain when I decided that I could be arsed kissing her. Bbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............. ......i love the sounds of clippers in the morning * In a Robert Duvall stylee * 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Having to wait around the whole day for a meeting I'd much rather not be having this evening, as it could go either way - very, very good or very, very bad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Having to wait around the whole day for a meeting I'd much rather not be having this evening, as it could go either way - very, very good or very, very bad! Work related or personal? Either way, hope it goes well - especially if its personal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I've tried that Bowie, compliments ranged from Justin Timberlake to serial killer. Now I know I look f**k all like JT so where does that leave me? Who is the leader of the E-chat clique?...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Having to wait around the whole day for a meeting I'd much rather not be having this evening, as it could go either way - very, very good or very, very bad! Think positive Kilt, positive things happen to positive people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 (edited) I've tried that Bowie, compliments ranged from Justin Timberlake to serial killer.Now I know I look f**k all like JT so where does that leave me? Who is the leader of the E-chat clique?...... I think you need to speak to Marrez although Swampy did sign the alliance agreement with us i look like a criminal on all my photo cards i.e. Driving license, Costco card, Scotland supporters membership.....etc Edited March 2, 2007 by Bowie_1888 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Having to wait around the whole day for a meeting I'd much rather not be having this evening, as it could go either way - very, very good or very, very bad! Don't push it - let Mrs.Kilt think it was her idea for you two to get back together. Good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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