tamthebam Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 On 09/04/2021 at 10:30, GordonD said: And yet on a daily basis I think of Piers Morgan falling under a train and so far, nothing. On an unrelated note Livingston FC don't seem to have lodged their accounts for last year.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: On an unrelated note Livingston FC don't seem to have lodged their accounts for last year.... tick tock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: On an unrelated note Livingston FC don't seem to have lodged their accounts for last year.... Aye they did, they were in the same envelope as Dundee's. Edited April 10, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 (edited) Delivery companies that won’t deliver things. Was meant to get a sofa delivered but because it won’t fit in the lift and apparently they don’t carry things beyond 2 floors, they have had to take it away again and send it back. Company policy and not the delivery guys fault but a bit frustrating. Edited April 10, 2021 by Jambomo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 29 minutes ago, Pato said: My nose hair's getting out of hand Nasal trimmer. I knew a guy who let it grow and combed it into his moustache, and when you were talking to him, all you could think about were the crusty bogeys peeking out at you. Don't be that guy. My nightmare is that I get the wild inner ear hair that some auld yins get. I don't think anyone ever sits you down and says it's time to shave your ears, and would you notice on your own? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Pato said: My nose hair's getting out of hand Out of nose, surely? Or don't you want to admit you have hairs on the palm of your hand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, Pato said: I can repeatedly grab them between finger and thumb and yank them out and they're getting on for an inch long in some cases. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Delivery companies that won’t deliver things. Was meant to get a sofa delivered but because it won’t fit in the lift and apparently they don’t carry things beyond 2 floors, they have had to take it away again and send it back. Company policy and not the delivery guys fault but a bit frustrating.You need the Chlamydia Kid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Jambomo said: Delivery companies that won’t deliver things. Was meant to get a sofa delivered but because it won’t fit in the lift and apparently they don’t carry things beyond 2 floors, they have had to take it away again and send it back. Company policy and not the delivery guys fault but a bit frustrating. You need the Chlamydia Kid Misread this as P&B's worst ever chatup line 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Misread this as P&B's worst ever chatup line So did I. I wasn’t really sure how having Chlamydia was going to make this scenario any better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 45 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Misread this as P&B's worst ever chatup line If I was trying to chat Jambomo up, I would undoubtedly end up coming with something much worse 39 minutes ago, Jambomo said: So did I. I wasn’t really sure how having Chlamydia was going to make this scenario any better. In case you weren't aware of The Chlamydia Kid, he was the Lionel Messi of moving heavy goods up and down stairs. A washing machine in one arm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 The continuity announcer just described Sportscene as having all today's "footie action". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: If I was trying to chat Jambomo up, I would undoubtedly end up coming with something much worse In case you weren't aware of The Chlamydia Kid, he was the Lionel Messi of moving heavy goods up and down stairs. A washing machine in one arm. Goddammit, he sounds like just the man. I do need Chlamydia after all, who’d have thought it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 4 hours ago, GordonD said: Out of nose, surely? Or don't you want to admit you have hairs on the palm of your hand? First sign of madness is hairs on the palm of your hands Spoiler The second sign is, of course, looking for them 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, tamthebam said: First sign of madness is hairs on the palm of your hands No it's not. It's when Suggs knocks on your door. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Photos/gifs etc not loading on this site right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 10 hours ago, BFTD said: I knew a guy who let it grow and combed it into his moustache, and when you were talking to him, all you could think about were the crusty bogeys peeking out at you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Ignorant auld folk who create queues and make folk late by thinking it’s acceptable to stand and gossip everywhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Ignorant auld folk who create queues and make folk late by thinking it’s acceptable to stand and gossip everywhere.Ah the can you check my 15 lottery tickets and 10 scratch cards at the busiest time of the day crowd 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 It's probably been done to death on here but pavement etiquette always pisses me off. Two oldies walking side by side so you need to step on to the road to overtake them is too common, I am one of those ultra conscious walkers who will anticipate this when I see people and fall single file in with whoever I'm walking with, I also go as far as always walking closer to the road side when walking past old folk/women or children because I'm just that heroic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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