mathematics Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 2 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Dental hygienists are to dentists what GPs are the proper doctors FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 (edited) Back in the day we used to get gas and air before getting a tooth extracted. Apparently (aged 8 ) I informed the dentist that my Dad was a better footballer than him before going under Edited January 11, 2021 by Angusfifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 3 hours ago, GordonD said: How do you know? In my vast and statistically significant population of 3 dentists and 4 doctors (1 consultant surgeon), the dentists drive more expensive cars so my theory is correct and will not enter into any further discussion on the matter. Good day, sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 It seems to be an English thing but people who say "just about" when they actually mean "did" Just (about) heard a newsreader on LBC say that West Ham "just about" beat Southend 1-0 in the FA cup....so did they beat Southend? or was it a haed luck story? Recall a commentator once saying the goalie "just about" kept the ball out...when he quite clearly did keep it out Is it just me? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 27 minutes ago, Caledonian1 said: It seems to be an English thing but people who say "just about" when they actually mean "did" Just (about) heard a newsreader on LBC say that West Ham "just about" beat Southend 1-0 in the FA cup....so did they beat Southend? or was it a haed luck story? Recall a commentator once saying the goalie "just about" kept the ball out...when he quite clearly did keep it out Is it just me? No, not just you. I detest this as well and I'm fully on your side. 'Just about' means someone nearly did something, but ultimately failed. What these fools mean is 'only just'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 31 minutes ago, Caledonian1 said: It seems to be an English thing but people who say "just about" when they actually mean "did" Just (about) heard a newsreader on LBC say that West Ham "just about" beat Southend 1-0 in the FA cup....so did they beat Southend? or was it a haed luck story? Recall a commentator once saying the goalie "just about" kept the ball out...when he quite clearly did keep it out Is it just me? Heard a commentator saying yesterday that : "The ball just wouldn't come down for him" Is gravity not what it used to be? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 I have now been throwing up for over 24 hours, and no I’ve not been back on the booze.How much longer before I give up and die/go to hospital? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 5 hours ago, Raidernation said: I have now been throwing up for over 24 hours, and no I’ve not been back on the booze. How much longer before I give up and die/go to hospital? I’d try the hospital first tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 What's the other option? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Busta Nut said: What's the other option? Wet paper towel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 20 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I see more dentists driving about in big cars than doctors. And all the dentists I know work about 3 days a week. ETA c***s the lot of them though. Do dentists drive Porsche canine-elevens? The hygienist my dentist has is a little Polish wid called Wioleta. I had a workmate who went to Dundee Uni and he knew someone studying dentistry there. The guy was so bad he was told never to practice dentistry and he eventually joined the Army and end up as dentist to the Gurkhas. Poor buggers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 I had a workmate who went to Dundee Uni and he knew someone studying dentistry there. The guy was so bad he was told never to practice dentistry and he eventually joined the Army and end up as dentist to the Gurkhas. Poor buggers. I knew a useless chap in Albania who bought his dentistry degree then spent his time complaining about never getting hired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://theedinburghreporter.co.uk/2021/01/pub-may-be-demolished-at-jocks-lodge-to-make-way-for-student-flats/ That's what Edinburgh needs. More student apartments. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Right!!! How petty is this? To delete voicemail on my phone, I used to have to press three. That was fine. I could cope with that. "Press three to delete" it used to say. Now I press three to delete to be met with "Press three to confirm". So now I have to press it twice. How the f**k is that better? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 https://theedinburghreporter.co.uk/2021/01/pub-may-be-demolished-at-jocks-lodge-to-make-way-for-student-flats/ That's what Edinburgh needs. More student apartments. Which reminds me of another PTWGOMN, those "by me a coffee" buttons which are all over websites. A beer, maybe, but you can buy your own coffee.Especially when the plea comes directly after thisThe Local Democracy Reporting Service (LDRS) is a public service news agency : funded by the BBCThe public are already giving you money as it is and you want me to buy you a coffee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Enjoying Traces on BBC1 then up pops Janey fucking Godley, at least she's not telling jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 6 hours ago, Lyle Lanley said: https://theedinburghreporter.co.uk/2021/01/pub-may-be-demolished-at-jocks-lodge-to-make-way-for-student-flats/ That's what Edinburgh needs. More student apartments. Always found that part of Edinburgh to be a little bit strange. Likes of Niddrie and Pilton get the bad reputation in Edinburgh but that whole London Rd, Piershill, Willowbrae and Craigentinny area strikes me as just as dodgy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Enjoying Traces on BBC1 then up pops Janey fucking Godley, at least she's not telling jokes.Has she ever told a joke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 9 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 54 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Enjoying Traces on BBC1 then up pops Janey fucking Godley, at least she's not telling jokes. Has she ever told a joke? I genuinely believe that she thinks she tells jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Veganuary. Veganuary? f**k. Right. Off. Fuckin veganuary. That must never be a 'thing'. Never. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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