saints1884 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Supermarket freezers are highly dangerous - I once got stuck upside down in one when an avalanche of frozen turkeys fell on me and the freezer lid shut on my back! I'm sorry but that was funny. How did you manage to do that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 My new haircut I now have one non existant side burn and one an inch long, only noticed it when I had a shave this morning Cue much pisstaking next week..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 People telling me to 'cheer up' or 'smile'.No. I hate that too, being a kinda nice person it takes all I have to not shout at them to f**k OFF! They dont fuckin know me, Im the happiest b*****d on the planet. AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH. It's probably been said in here many times but I also cant stand people who dont indicate. Also who made up the rule that swearing is bad and that it shows a lack of vocabulary? I swear a lot, usually when Im emphasising something but Im also capable of beating Oxford and Cambridge students at Countdown. One more thing, I hate it when there is a gap in curtains or blinds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Also who made up the rule that swearing is bad and that it shows a lack of vocabulary? I swear a lot, usually when Im emphasising something but Im also capable of beating Oxford and Cambridge students at Countdown. Absolute comedy genius! Can you eat a box of microchips faster than they can as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Absolute comedy genius! Can you eat a box of microchips faster than they can as well? Aye, I dont microwave them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Also who made up the rule that swearing is bad and that it shows a lack of vocabulary? I swear a lot, usually when Im emphasising something but Im also capable of beating Oxford and Cambridge students at Countdown. I'm in full agreement. In fact I think people who can utilise "swearies" in imaginative ways are often brighter than their more sober counterparts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'm sorry but that was funny. How did you manage to do that? I was leaning over to reach the right sized turkey at the bottom of the freezer. I'd piled several humungous sized ones to each side to get at the one I wanted and just as I was lifting it up the freezer lid fell down, the piled up turkeys avalanched onto my head and I overbalanced ending up with my feet in the air and my upper body covered in 60lbs of frozen turkey! You had to be there really! Embarassed just doesn't cover it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Does anyone know the land line number for orange voice mail? (That's if they have one) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'm in full agreement. In fact I think people who can utilise "swearies" in imaginative ways are often brighter than their more sober counterparts. Away and c**t yourself fucknut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 On other networks to retrieve your voicemial from a landline you dial your own mobile number then press # before the 'beep' tone. However you need to have set up a voicemail password before hand. You need to call customer service to do that though.I'm not 100% sure this will be the same for Orange, but presume it would be. Thanks for the reply. I have no credit in my mobile so thought I could call from a land line,I cant listen to the message as you said I need to set up my pin number. Oh well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I was leaning over to reach the right sized turkey at the bottom of the freezer. I'd piled several humungous sized ones to each side to get at the one I wanted and just as I was lifting it up the freezer lid fell down, the piled up turkeys avalanched onto my head and I overbalanced ending up with my feet in the air and my upper body covered in 60lbs of frozen turkey! You had to be there really! Embarassed just doesn't cover it! I hid inside to avoid the gormless bint I was stalking seeing me and phoning the Police 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Away and c**t yourself fucknut. B+. It would have been an A but for the missed opportunity of an indicative noun to both provide a catchy opener and a juxtaposition for "fucknut." Had you preceded "Away" with, "Hoaw, slapnuts" or even, "Hoaw, ya boggin' wee clown", it could potentially have been an A+. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I hid inside to avoid the gormless bint I was stalking seeing me and phoning the Police You're becoming too predictable now! Away and get some new material, ya muppet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 You're becoming too predictable now! Away and get some new material, ya muppet! Is that what the arresting officer said to you when he was hauling turkeys from your ripped clothing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Is that what the arresting officer said to you when he was hauling turkeys from your ripped clothing? .... OFF! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Having a c**t of a day in college, and its only 11:37 Just wanna go home and sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Has anyone here ever had tennis elbow? I think I have it, but not sure what the symptoms are, apart from having a sore elbow. Anyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Has anyone here ever had tennis elbow? I think I have it, but not sure what the symptoms are, apart from having a sore elbow. Anyone? Otherwise known as bursitis. It's a kind of internal blister in your joint that causes excess sinovial fluid to build up to 'protect' the bone ends from rubbing together, which is the cause of the pain, and should be drained by a medic. I'd PM Laura McB for further info from a qualified doctor's opinion! Tries to to avoid the obvious, 'Can I rub it better for you' gag! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I can't find my fucking keys and i need to go out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 (edited) Virgin Media Edited February 12, 2007 by garymcc1874 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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