Hedgecutter Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 The near-absence of the 5 min YouTube video, many of which previously existed I'm sure. Everything remotely interesting now seems to be at least 20 mins long (and starts with mins of please subscribe-type guff), which is useless when all you want is to dodge the boring TV adverts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 11 minutes ago, mathematics said: Football pundits starting a sentence with “listen” (Billy Dodds) or “look” (Mikey Stewart). It's a tactic. Politicians have been doing it for years. It gives slightly more thinking time and is intended as an alert to the listener you are about to make a salient point. The fact they never do is neither here nor there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 On 28/11/2020 at 10:25, Bert Raccoon said: They'll miss my input in our monthly Zoom call when I'm sitting in my boxers and have one eye on the latest episode of Judge Judy. Which eye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 People responding to obvious trolls on the politics thread. Are folk really so desperate for social interaction? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Which eye? Jap's. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Sauchiehall Street having a dearth of free cash machines 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manifesto Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 11 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Car was in the garage for its MOT and now it's back I have realised they've not put the locking wheel nut socket back and I have to stew on this for two days till they're open again. ? Why would they have touched it? Wheels wouldn't come off in an MOT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 18 minutes ago, Manifesto said: ? Why would they have touched it? Wheels wouldn't come off in an MOT. I'm sure the garage asked if I had one before I put in for MoT last month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Not being able to post celtic fans having a heads gone in the heads gone thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Kids are watching some American youtube twats who are making a lego thing. They keep calling the bricks "legos". 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 So-called grown adults who try 'new' foods really, really slowly as if they're balancing something on their spoon that will cause the end of mankind if it falls off (with a face that says they've decided they don't like it before they've even tried it). Just. Eat. The. F***ing. Cranachan. Ice cream. It's got rasperberry, not hydrogen fucking sulphide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 2 hours ago, coprolite said: Kids are watching some American youtube twats who are making a lego thing. They keep calling the bricks "legos". They stole the ‘S’ from the word maths. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Supermarkets that still require a £1 for trolleys. I've used cash about 3 times in 2020, I never have a £1 coin on me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Dons_1988 said: Supermarkets that still require a £1 for trolleys. I've used cash about 3 times in 2020, I never have a £1 coin on me. So why not carry one when you know you're going to the supermarket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Just now, GordonD said: So why not carry one when you know you're going to the supermarket? I don't have any. I'd need to go and get cash out and buy something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 26 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: I don't have any. I'd need to go and get cash out and buy something. I agree it's a nonsense, if someone wants to steal a trolley a quid isn't going to stop them. Anyway, get one of those wee keyrings with the detachable thing that acts as a pound for the trolley. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 26 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: I don't have any. I'd need to go and get cash out and buy something. Can be branded with racist messages, too! HTH. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpweed Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 (edited) They way Americans pronounce the name Craig as "Kreg" Edited November 30, 2020 by dumpweed 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Or mirror as "meer". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Or mirror as "meer". I thought it was more like "meeror". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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