Newbornbairn Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 4 hours ago, Funky Nosejob said: Serves you right for going down the stairs whilst holding a staple gun to your head. Reveal hidden contents Get well soon, RN. This is what happens when somebody walking down stairs with a nailgun bumps into someone walking up the stairs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Has everyone finished quoting that picture now? No, apparently we've moved on to more horrifying ones, going by that eyeball pic Just be thankful I'm not going to show you the guy who ripped his scrotum open while wanking on an industrial conveyor belt, then stapled it closed with a pneumatic gun, and waited for it to get infected and swell to the size of a watermelon before going to the doctor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 The most horrific photos you'll see today : Edinburgh, wit the fuckiryi thinkin, min?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, BFTD said: No, apparently we've moved on to more horrifying ones, going by that eyeball pic Just be thankful I'm not going to show you the guy who ripped his scrotum open while wanking on an industrial conveyor belt, then stapled it closed with a pneumatic gun, and waited for it to get infected and swell to the size of a watermelon before going to the doctor. Just you keep that one locked away in the family album. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 7 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: The most horrific photos you'll see today : Edinburgh, wit the fuckiryi thinkin, min?! Like a massive golden curled out turd. What a fucking minter from Scotland's 3rd city. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Just you keep that one locked away in the family album. That's for my OnlyFans anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 18 hours ago, Raidernation said: Fell down the fucking stairs and did this Only quoting this just to bring it on to the latest page. Speedy recovery, RN. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 46 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: The most horrific photos you'll see today : Edinburgh, wit the fuckiryi thinkin, min?! The giant turd was discussed in private eye but I didn’t realise it got through planning! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 On 15/11/2020 at 13:48, Dee Man said: You can get TV remote apps for your phone. I used to hilariously change our TV over with my phone while the wife had the remote beside her. First time I became aware this was possible was in my local hotel bar. I was sat desperately trying to stifle my laughter as hotel staff tried numerous times to turn Babestation off the TV only for it to return again. The guy that was doing it with was perfect with his timing too, waiting just long enough for the staff to get back behind the bar and think that was it fixed before changing it to Babestation to loud cheers from the auld regulars, causing them to come running out from the bar again. TV ended up getting unplugged. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Ooft That's like the pictures I use in my safety training sessions Thanks for that, I didn't want my testicles to remain outside of my body anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Get that eyeball pic to f**k. Im boaking here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: The most horrific photos you'll see today : Edinburgh, wit the fuckiryi thinkin, min?! Looks like our "Glorious Leader" is getting her very own Reichstag building. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, supermik said: Looks like our "Glorious Leader" is getting her very own Reichstag building. So Sturgeon’s to blame for this too? She’s a horrible, horrible person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 The most horrific photos you'll see today : Edinburgh, wit the fuckiryi thinkin, min?! it’s replacing thisSo arguably it’s an upgrade as there’s a castle in the way it’s no big deal for us in Tollcross 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 hours ago, die hard doonhamer said: Only quoting this just to bring it on to the latest page. Speedy recovery, RN. Do I look like I am zipped up the back? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 The increased use of "across" to mean "informed", as used by newsreaders when they say "we'll keep you across any developments in the story". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 hours ago, RH33 said: The giant turd was discussed in private eye but I didn’t realise it got through planning! Apparently they kept waving money at councillors until their resistance crumbled. About £10.50 given the morons we have on the council. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 This first came to attention in the excellent "Succession" so I assumed it was w**k American business chat. Saddened by this development. The increased use of "across" to mean "informed", as used by newsreaders when they say "we'll keep you across any developments in the story". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 On 15/11/2020 at 20:33, Raidernation said: Fell down the fucking stairs and did this Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 BBC iPlayer's system of not allowing you to watch Scottish television when you view it on a TV app and forces you to watch it on your laptop/mobile device instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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